Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, dairy life, etc. of Japan.
Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!

#Previous Thread: ---Useful Links---

過去ログ
>desuarchive.org/int/search/subject/日本語スレッド/
Real Kana
>realkana.com/
How to Learn Japanese
>docs.google.com/document/d/1jrMXTVapkGlYSyQDwppETbz62ltcknJITQ7ll6bH8QM/edit?pli=1#
100 most common Japanese words
>docs.google.com/document/d/1GK7W2AwWsQr5VvgDYRMKSrhTJhDSkB5_jlaVGJks-Hc/pub

次スレを立てる前に必ずスレ立て宣言をして下さい。次スレリンクも忘れずに。
Please declare before making a new thread, and put the next link.

Other urls found in this thread:

kissasian.com/Drama/Trick
youtube.com/watch?v=9opZi6PluKI
theguardian.com/world/2016/aug/08/chinese-tourist-who-lost-wallet-in-germany-ends-up-in-refugee-shelter
youtube.com/watch?v=DWUEBd_g3eA
youtube.com/watch?v=mWeXrR5Ivzw
reddit.com/u/moot
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

Japan number 2

OPはファゴットだよ!

Z

I just want to inform you of a mistake in your alphabet.
ん this letter is actually pronounced h not n, thank you very much bye.

乙。
アメリカはデブ。

こんにちは。

Does anyone have any J-dramas to recommend for learning? Don't really like anime much anymore except for mostly older stuff like Lupin III or the occasional mainstream movie because I'm no longer (as much of an) autistic faggot. So I figured maybe I should try normal series. I passed N2 with a good margin and something like 80% for hearing and am used to watching Lupin III raw so if it's nothing overly complex I figure I should be catching enough to get along and learn something in the process without subs.

Also just finished my first real novel at around 400 pages so am open for book suggestions as well if J-dramas are too degenerate.

こんばんは

I had sexual intercourse today.
I'm open to questions

メアリーさんはかみがながくて、きれいです。

感謝を伝えたいなら一番方法はちゃんと言っていると思う, 断るのことも:
「I appreciate it, but 」
「Thank you, but 」
「I'm really grateful for it, but 」

「The thought alone is enough」の感謝は黙示的(言外?)それにちょっとえらそうな気がする

単純は一番だと思う「Thank you, but no」

二次元と?

I recognise this comic strip

何でしていましたか?
良かった?

おちゅでちゅ

おっぱいは必要です

Why is SMAP still a thing? Shouldn't they disband this group already? It's not like the members can tolerate each others any longer.

Hey, are you talking about tv shows or films specifically?
I can recommend either.
A good TV show that was broadcasting until not too long ago is Trick.
It's about uncovering the truth behind all sorts of charlatans.
Galileo is another good one. It's based on an award winning novel and is about solving murder mysteries. First season is great.

How about movies though, any interest in those?

Thanks for the suggestions, I'll check them out. Already know the guy in your picture as I saw him in a few movies and every other commercial on TV there.

As for movies, yeah, shoot.

...

My dick felt 2d as I kept losing my erection!

ni hao
wo ai ni cindy

I really recommend this movie since it's pretty great.
Tokyo Sonata is also a masterpiece, really great movie.
Departures I'm sure you know...
Anyway that's as in-degenerate as I could go ahaha

アノンくんはホモですか?

were you the intercourser or the intercoursee

Wow, really? That's a serious issue dude...

But well, what do I know, I'm still a virgin.

I know that feel.

Watch Angel Heart because Miyoshi Ayaka is bae.

lel do you think somebody will contact her and tell her that you love her
you should contact her on wechat

Thanks m8. Any pointers for dl sites, especially for the TV shows (movies seem np)? Some of my previous go-tos when I was living elsewhere are Great Firewalled in this country due to I guess anti-porn laws. There's actually a 紀伊国屋 in Dubai that might have something but it will probably be be a while before I go there again since I'm in Abu Dhabi.

I liked this a lot as well

Also I don't know if Nobody Knows is still on Netflix but it has a very good reception and it's great if you want to be absolutely depressed and the kids are kawaii af t b h.

why do you believe so?
if you just want to let off sexual libido, you can play sports instead of sex.
moreover you can gain sexual ecstasy by fapping with tenga,
you don't need any boobs of real women.

why are European still obsessed with anachronic values like negro people.

Lmao

This is quality Japposting right here.

貧乳がいい

た、助けてくださいいい

>why are European still obsessed with anachronic values like negro people.
一緒にしないでくれ

>dairy life
>Let's tark at randam

Ohh, I'm not sure about any of those,
but if you're not too picky you can watch it online
kissasian.com/Drama/Trick

youtube.com/watch?v=9opZi6PluKI

what words does the higurashi op start with?
sounds like hanriharehare ii

×貧乳
○膨らみかけの乳

家がないんだ
in reverse.
At least that's what it is in the second season.

K
E
I
N

N
A
H
M
E

おう、お前はよく知ってるなw

I was sexing her.

Ive had sex for years and this is the irst time it has happened. Same for you?

I had this problem from the beginning.

ahahaha yes that's my name
add me on wechat and I will tell you how you can get her
I only have 1 more day here and no time in Korea so this is your last chance
I want you to be happy, like I will be soon

Great, thanks for everything. I'll give Trick a shot tonight.

theguardian.com/world/2016/aug/08/chinese-tourist-who-lost-wallet-in-germany-ends-up-in-refugee-shelter

thanks kiri
it seems to be a bit different in the first
>Wikipedia: Note: If you play this song backwards, you can hear the word Nigerarenai (逃げられない, "you cannot escape").

youtube.com/watch?v=DWUEBd_g3eA

>this amount of faggotry in one image

日本人すげえなあ
ものすごく童貞力

30歳になると日本人の半分が魔法を使えるようになるw

Post this to r/nottheonion for a bunch of karma and front page

ニ、ニ、ニガーちゃうわ!

so you can find my reddit account and read all my personal stories?
no no

写真はGenkiからですか

童貞じゃなくてもちんちんを3年使わなかったら、童貞に戻れるんだ
そして魔法使いを目指せる。レミーも目指せそうだろう?

Make a throwaway. Guarantee it will get at least 2,500 karma and front page.

アノンくんは裸だすか?

>why are European still obsessed with anachronic values like negro people.
Damn. Really makes you think...

maybe later

最高よ

そうなら本当に目指せそうだな笑

Ahhh that's what it was!
Cool

質問は何

Time is running out. Someone else will post it and get all the glory.

You can impress Youngju with this.

「”」「º」 は とても小さい。
紛れるよ

ばぱ
びぴ
ぶぷ
べぺ
ぼぽ

ba pa
bi pi
bu pu
be pe
bo po

そうみたい

can you tell the difference?

難しいけど、なんだか出来るね

このスレの誰かはこれに行った事があるか

どうだったか

youtube.com/watch?v=mWeXrR5Ivzw

Maybe they can tell by context. I mean, if you put l and I side by side, you can't really tell the difference between them.

ポケモンはカンサだよ

I'm at work, I can't
karma is useless anyway. When I was on Reddot I got shadow banned like 5 times and lost all my karma

>Unironically talking about Leddit fake internet points on Sup Forums

>fake
Yea, okay buddy

I don't get it, what are the points actually for?
like what's the difference between a 1000 points account and a 1 point account?

They have no real value and offer nothing to you, yet people on Leddit grovel over them for some reason.
It actually reminds me back in 2004 when post counts was the big thing. You'd be a fucking big shot in your forum as long as you have over 1000 posts because you might get a different title under your avatar.

The more points you have you can redeem for reddit credit on awesome gifts.

>awesome gifts
Jesus Christ.

Lol I told you you guys are too gullible. I pretty much never post unironically.

>It actually reminds me back in 2004 when post counts was the big thing. You'd be a fucking big shot in your forum as long as you have over 1000 posts because you might get a different title under your avatar.
I just tried to check my old RuneScape forum's post count rankings, but it automatically redirected me to a cheap porn site.

>I don't get it, what are the points actually for?
What are (You)'s actually for?
People are retarded. They seem to get something out of it, they wouldn't try to implement some kind of upboating system on here.

Unless I'm being serious

*otherwise

Like a reddit branded t-shirt or a mug or summin?

reddit.com/u/moot
even Moot is a karma whore

...

>even
Didn't you get the google message? He's always been a normalfag.

yes but he created Sup Forums so it means we're allowed to like reddit if he likes it

No use going to old forums anyway.
Forum I used to go on in 2004 is still up.
I was fucking 13 and it's as cringey as you'd assume. Never look back.

>Tokyo Olympic 2020
Pikachu Medal = Gold
Kitty Medal = Silver
Miku Medal = Cupper

gay

you guys really like to talk about reddit

Hey hey hey don't play that card with me. I own my embarrassments.

No I was memeing. It does nothing other than providing satisfaction that people like what you posted. I remember when achievements became a thing and I thought they could actually be used to purchase things and thought it was the dumbest shit after finding out it did nothing.

そうだ。ども。

Reddit is really cool
like Sup Forums but better

iranai

>blonze