Why doesn't your vacuum cleaner have smartphone integration?

Why doesn't your vacuum cleaner have smartphone integration?

Because it sucks.

I like my vacuums to have no proprietary software installed.

Why doesn't your cock have vagina integration?

Delet this.

it doesnt need a wifi connection to perform its only task

fpbp

I used to work for Dyson

Slide to succ

I guess there'll be a cloud integrated toilet in future

why is this a thing

>botnet owns your vacuum cleaner
>not librebooting your Dyson and building kernel from source for optimized succ power

Drm, same as kurreg

>sign in to use your vacuum cleaner

>buying a Dyson at all

My toilet has Bluetooth. (Geberit Aquaclean Meera) I actually have used it for setting the default settings.

>Oooops, your vacuum has been pwned
>Pay $100 in bitcoins or it'll blow dust everywhere
>For more information, click

so chinese hackers can botnet my vacuum? no thx.

>Share with friends
>Cindy vacuumed for 27 minutes today moving 46 metres and sucking up 22 cubic centremetres of dust and dirt. Click here to see detailed analysis.
>Cindy is OFFLINE now

>sleeping
>vacuums stars by itself

underrated

How can you pay 100$ in bitcoin?
Isn't one bitcoin worth around 1000$

It's worth $7180 right now, and you can pay someone 0.0139 BTC if you wanted.

fuck off op, this is for dysons aircon and fans, like in the fucking picture, you aspie faggot cunt.

What a fuck? Jesus Christ it's going to brust so soon

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Huehuehue

Hopefully, so I can start buying again.
>tfw you missed the bittrain

After the hardfork on Nov 16th it's probably going to drop a little bit.

kek

No it isn't you worthless faggot, it's for one of those roomba type machines that vacuums by itself.

>dyson makes shitty overpriced vacuums
>first to make smartphobe enabled ones
>also happens to be an (((american))) company
Colour me surprised

Why did you surround "american" in parentheses?

Fuck me sideways, you're right! It's a british company

Still makes shitty overpriced vacuums that are worse than the cheapest miele

Because he saw someone else do it and thought it would look "kewl"

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(((british)))