PPC MACS

>be me
>10 mins before graduation
>take a piss
>piss on my shirt a little
>go to wet the shirt to wash it
>water gets all over the shirt
>only shirt I have for graduation is fucking soaking
>panic
>remember I have a powermac g5 dual in my closet
>plug that bitch in
>put shirt directly under it
>power mac dries shirt in 30 seconds flat

>HAS A G5
FUCK OUTTA HERE

What kind of loser doesn't have a G5

pisses on shirt + owns a g5

macfags LOL

I had a g4 mac mini, funny how gayple fucked everyone over who had helped them get out of the shit they were in the late 90s

I had a g4 mac mini, funny how gayple fucked everyone over who had helped them get out of the shit they were in the late 90s by completely abandoning the machines they were selling.

>funny how gayple fucked everyon
Are you having some sort of stroke, user?

Mac and iPad revenue are up 7-10% year over year.
Apple's revenues are at record levels, predicted to be at least $84Billion this holiday quarter - up from $78Billion last holiday quarter.
So this is what's causing all the sperging in this thread. Happens every time.

... or just use a hair/hand dryer.

What a time to be alive

>rather than bragging about products, brags about company's profit
this is literally how retarded ifaggots are.

>completely abandoning the machines they were selling
>with five years of support after the last one rolled off the assembly line
>and full support from an operating system released a year afterwards
are anti-mactards just stupid Sup Forumsfugees or willfully ignorant?

I feel trapped by Apple, since they seem to have a monopoly on not-absolutely-horrid OS design. So I'm stuck overpaying for unserviceable hardware.

Surely someone could clean-sheet an OS and make it competative. Windows and status-quo-desktop-Linux are clearly lost causes. ChromeOS is decent, although extremely limited and a conduit for Google to steal all your secrets.

>not-absolutely-horrid OS design
>mactoddlerOS and lagOS

Good joke.

...

How about controlling your pecker and not pissing on yourself?

t. too poor to have used Apple products extensively

...

smells like fake news.

>Apple to gayple
That doesn't really work...

>Apples revenues for this holiday quarter is what causes people to hate on it

The fuck? Is this how rich hipsters think?

Finally.
About time someone said this shit.

>About time someone said this shit.
uhhh
what?
is this your first week here?

People say it every day you dipshit newfag

ITs a ultra sonic dryer ge bought it and is twiddlin their dillies with it as we type