Dear Brazil:
Thank you for allowing our athletes to live another day without being robbed, killed, kidnapped, stabbed, raped, drugged, conned, burglarized, car-jacked, swindled, beaten, shot, sodomized, over-dosed, eaten by animals, cannibalized by natives, taken hostage, blown up, sold into slavery, abducted by renegade police or military, nor succumbing to AIDS, dysentary, malaria, zika, swine flu, bird flu, botulism, STDs, water poisoning, smog inhalation, flying-spider bites, alligator attacks, monkey-rabies, poisonous frogs, neighboring communists, snakes, leeches, vampire bats, nor injury from being run over by cars, burros or planes landing, drowning in open sewers, nor falls into collapsing roads, collapsing buildings, collapsing cities, hurricanes, typhoons, floods, earthquakes and as far as I can tell, the diving pool hasn't caught on fire yet either.
Thank you for your kind and competent hosting this event. We are grateful.
Love,
USA