NIGHT BOAT TO CAIRO
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So was that guy who sent that picture of his hard willy in a dress to that girl with the weird face and she posted it on twitter poleaboo?
First for South African shitposting
cara 2bh lads
so erm im going to bed again
having a loud house party and annoying the neet next door lads
good shout
literally no one in here gives a shit
choke on your mums diarrhoea fat yank maggot
>neet
why the fuck do you think I'm annoyed I've work tommomrow
its kamac payback though
quite liking the sevens rugby, a lot more fast paced
this 2bh
praat jij afrikaans
*tucks you in*
Is it socially acceptable to learn to skate when you're 20? I want an outdoor hobby, but i'm not sporty at all
Hey, manchild
>Masturbates daily
>Objectifies women and obsesses over them like a pathetic horny teenager
>Main objective in life is to try and have casual sex
>Little family values, winces at the thought of marriage and children
>Vain and shallow, spends a lot of time staring at himself in the mirror
>Plays video games at all (seriously, get a life)
>Judgmental, gossip, whisperer, makes comments behind peoples backs, assumes the worst of others
>Opinionated, likes interjecting comments into other people's discussions
>Obliviously impolite or inconsiderate
>Insensitive, might use slurs like ''gay'' or ''retarded''
>Swears too much, even if its around mates
>Bickers, argues, confrontational, has been in an avoidable fight in his adult life
>Has ever done illegal drugs or thought about doing them
>Has political arguments on the internet
>Cares too much about what phone, watch, car etc. that he owns
>Regularly eats commercial fast food, lets himself be seen in places like McDonalds
>Cares at all about the ''likes'', friends or attention he receives on social media
>His social media profile picture is a selfie
>Listens to objectively bad music like heavy metal, grime, electronic, whatever
>Self-pitying, can't accept responsibility for mistakes
>Makes harmful lies, can't be honest and forward with people
>Didn't study a STEM subject, or work in a skilful trade, and therefore knows nothing about hard work
>Never experienced true grief or loss
>Never been under pressure to not disappoint acquaintances
Oh, and last of all:
>Spends hours on end blissfully talking about meaningless rubbish on a Japanese online image board, not realising that his youth will not last for long
just dropped a steaming hot iron on my bare foot
what do i do now
Literally my ideal woman holy shit
>NZ team in tears as they do the haka
aw
Bet you could pop a good bollock between those tits if she slammed them together
Baggy trousers?
:( you should give them the gold now
Read every word of this
do the same for the other foot or youll lose all sense of balance
A 14-year-old girl has been raped outside a supermarket in Barrhead in East Renfrewshire.
A man- who was wearing a white trilby hat - approached her as she went to collect her bicycle after leaving Asda in the town's Main Street Shopping Centre at about 20:15 on Sunday.
He dragged her into bushes behind a nearby Iceland store.
The suspect was described as white, between 20 and 30 years old, and of medium build.
fuck off anime is crap
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>Jacky Tam
lol
Ah yes, the runt checklist
4 me
>niggers
>>Judgmental, gossip, whisperer, makes comments behind peoples backs, assumes the worst of others
>>Opinionated, likes interjecting comments into other people's discussions
>>Obliviously impolite or inconsiderate
all you
bed is so comfy lads
someone ought to come cuddle
going to bed
>tfw your post is ignored
really wish the ABC would make a serious bid to get the Olympics, not a fan of these fucking ads and paywalls on events
>Chinese tourist tries to report lost wallet to German police, is mistaken for a refugee and spends 12 days in a refugee home
saw a thread about this. hilarious tbqh
Did the Royal Irish constabulary do anything wrong?
gonna get the ceo of seven on the phone right now m8, you hold on
Yest, that holster is extremely impractical
Why do you people lie about what women want?
I am 28 and never had a GF, ok, mainly because I was always really nice and treated females like they were puppies or something like that.
Then I read online (Sup Forums, PUA etc) that women want a
>tough guy that knows what he wants and doesn't hold back and doesn't give a fuck """brah"""
So now I've been putting on the tough guy act and I've offended all of my sisters friends at family gatherings, by being open about immigration and all that stuff, and being honest about how I feel, and saying it with conviction, and completely owning everyone who tried debating me. Now all my sisters friends who once thought I was a shy and sweat guy now think Im a racist bigot trump nazi lover, not to mention I've also had several warnings at work for harassing female staff.
The shy and sweat guy was keeping me a virgin but at least it was keeping me safe, now I'm fucking hated by everyone. Thanks a lot.
At the end of the article, he says something along the lines of
'I am not angry but Europe is different to what I imagined it to be'
goes to europe and sees refugees 24/7 kek
me with the lewis gun
any decent shows airing atm?
just finished preacher and stranger things
I'd say it's alright as long as you arent a "hello my fellow children"
You've got to do it in a joking manner.
Peaky Blinders
Anyone else get worried about their own drinking?
Started to realise that I tend to really only feel happy when I do, and that when I start I don't stop until closing time or I run out of money
Beginning to think our Winnie only came up with good ideas 2bqh. He also came up with tanks
have you tried, um, not being a mongoloid about it?
think i might retire to bed
>Marina has cankles
dropped
> Accidentally bump into girl
> Able to feel her soft skin for a second
RECIEVED DEE LETTER JUST DEE OTHA DAY
DUN SEEM DEY WANNA NO YOU NO MO
How old was you when your mum/dad seriously asked if you were gay?
18 desu
is this serious or a troll post?
Seriously lads the fucking noise of these cunts having this party
They are running around the house up and down the stairs, banging on doors and shit
>babby's first free gaf
really fucking annoyed tbqh
yes dear
>Accidentally bump into girl
>Arrested and convicted for rape
>Spend 20 years in prison getting assraped by Jamal
ugly attention whore
look at that fucking chin
It's better to do something about it rather than complain.
...
doing the commonwealth proud lads, Aus., NZ and Canada took all three medals
shame you poofters couldn't get the bronze
this
buy an ar 15 and teach them a lesson they will instantly forget because they'll all be fucking dead
think ill have a >ass
fuck off yankgood old sleep in my bed
U R GAY
I have to speak to them in their language. Go on, fuck off to your futon you little runt
Literally love being anglo desu
We're like the cool kids of the world
>speaking to yanks
fuck off yank
if it goes past 1 i will
they have alot of shit about me having parties but at least that was the weekend
Did 2Tone become ironically popular on /brit/ now?
I saw the Canada-Australia game
was a trainwreck lol
at least we wooped the limeys
yeah loads of my mates are still skating at 19 and will be for ages
mum rented out me room and says i have to move out or sleep on the dirt pile the the cellar
Really makes you ponder
They don't even need to know it's you 2bqh
Make an anonymous noise complaint if they're that bad probably think it's one of their other neighbours
Really made me masturbate.
clearly means that true aryans hate ikea
>major store closed for half the weekend
nah
>noise complaint
do the garda do this?
i live in a house not an apt
...
you gay?
This Jennifer Kish lez on the Canadian team looks more masculine than me
quite upsetting lads
sitting on a Markus that I bought on a Sunday
Cute
irish posters NEED to apologise for john boreland
dunno about oireland but over here noise complaints usually do fuck all, coppers rarely even respond. usually just a letter from the council. i got one once about my dog barking all the time
>Sana
Good lad
night lads.
added a graveyard to my town.
New Zealand NOT happy with silver lmao
Completely fake and plastic
Koreans are in a race to 'Who can look most European'
A dreaded sunny day
So I meet you at the cemetery gates
Keats and Yeats are on your side
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really made me think
>Night boat to Cairo
To take all the muslim brotherhood with you?
O.k
So we go inside and we gravely read the stones
All those people all those lives
Where are they now?
With the loves and hates
And passions just like mine
They were born
And then they lived and then they died
Seems so unfair
And I want to cry
Patent: a temperature controlled blanket
The looks of Europeans with the social and cultural values of East Asia is a God tier combination
me on the left
night lads x
>all whites
pretty despicable
No it isn't socially acceptable to skate at 20. You're a grown man.
If you want an outdoor hobby take up Golf, Tennis, Fishing, Gardening or any other conventional outdoor hobby. Not teenage nonsense.