Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, dairy life, etc. of Japan.
Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!

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youtube.com/watch?v=CCR-UI3GafU

zitto animale

why didn't you listen to

probably because we are already everyday qt

なんか むしょうに せつなくなった

I think I might die
I can't even leave the house here when it's hotter than 25 and that's without the Korean humidity
damn

didn't notice
maybe next time

おっとっと夏だぜ

Uhhhhh fine I'll make a BM thread today

Is this normal/average? I drink 2L of Coca Cola/Coke about every 3 or 4 days...

I read you guys talking about tea, coffee and such so I was wondering about soda...

>BM
bowel movement?

I sniff coke very often

Bone marrow, obviously.

No it's BABY METAL you stupid fucking jew
fuck offfff

こんにちは。

たぶん2chやツイッタラーのどこ見ても外人さんから見たらキレてるように見えんじゃない?
俺には基本全員釣りにしか見えないけど

Oh I thought it was bisexual male.

Boney M. you goofs :b

>I drink 2L of Coca Cola/Coke about every 3 or 4 days...
That's a lot of Coke, user.

I don't really like Coke though. It tastes okay, but it makes my teeth hurt.

I gave up soda (and other things) to lose weight

down about 20lb ayy

>mfw there's no Mexican friend to make chalupa with.

You're probably going to trigger him with that comment

>20lb

Surely you mean Bust Muscles, the burliest idols in Japan.

Do they sell those in Japan? Now I want some chalupas.

>tfw no Japanese friend to make okonomiyaki with

いい天気だ
ちょっぴり寒いけど

I'd say that's almost normal for here.
I find it weird to know that it is as popular in other places like it is here.
It's cheap, it's easy to get, it's good to take in either hot or cold days...

...or maybe other countries tea/coffee are just THAT good.

このメキシコ人挨拶以外殆ど話さないから怖い
como estas amigo?
hablas japonés?

>Do they sell those in Japan?

Someone post the video for me. Thanks.

>lb

I've learnt about it here last night here.

> that it is as popular
*that it ISN'T

ごめん

>夏は80回しか来ない
まだ多すぎない? クソ熱い、虫は多い、夜は短い。

まあそもそも80歳になるつもりはまったくないんだからそんなにいらいらしない。

did you solve your DING DONG mystery in the end?

Tea keeps me warm in winter and refreshes me in summer. Coke makes my mouth feel kinda sticky afterwards.

Coke's pretty popular almost everywhere though.

子供のときから寒さしか感じないドイツ人には高温多湿が苦手なのだ

>other countries tea/coffee are just THAT good

o, okay.

...

I concluded that the comedienne was just being stupid.

すごくどうでもいい事だけど、1タコスっておかしくないか?
1ならタコでしょうが
俺のタコスへの愛は誰にも止められない

its just slightly over 9kg

>tfw america doesn't use metric
I went to Canada at the beginning of the summer and am still using metric for most things. I admit it, I was wrong.

great!

Tea really is perfect.
I think I'll have some now before going to bed.
Thank you user.

There is waittopiggu meme though, actually piggu is called "kawaii!!" by girls
(rarely can fuck them)

In that case great job! I won't even post a smug anime girl to show my sincerity!

Estoy bien, ¿tú?
I'm fine, what about you?

No hablo japonés, solo algunas palabras sueltas, pero estoy aprendiendo hiragana, katakana y algo de kanji al momento.
I don't speak japanese, just some random words, but I'm learning hiragana, katakana and some kanji at the moment.

>Pic

Doesn't look mexican, to be sincere. That looks more like tex-mex food.

did you know pigs have penises resembling corkscrews?

too bad...chubby guys are kawaii...

満員電車に耐えられない

>I think I'll have some now before going to bed.
何の茶を飲むか

僕は緑茶とルイボスが好きなんだ

ぶうぶう
かわいいって言ってくれないのが寂しいぶうぅぅぅぅ

>Tea
gay
>ルイボス
so gay

Well, I meant that coffee/tea isn't a staple drink here, but it seems to be in other countries.
Coffee is mostly consumed by overtime and TI workers.
Only my grandma drinks tea.
Everyone above 16 drinks beer.
Everyone and their pets drinks coca cola.

コーヒーやお茶とか好きになりたいけどコーラは甘過ぎるし安いし誰でも買えるし

I saw a video of one fucking a girl once
it was so weird. It's long and curly

looking at him
巨乳 might have been the better choice

nnno. i didnT
>they can hide benin in intestines
i know now the reason why we lost American race

green tea contains caffeine.

youtu.be/Gt6apKeOMSQ?t=10m30s

アールグレイは基本
お砂糖二杯で丁度いい甘さ
ミルクもほんの少し
飲むと自分が生きてるんだなって感じがする
最高だぁ

うふ~ん

I'm good, thanks for reply with english

sure
I hope you'll be able to speak japanese someday

フィットの男性も巨根があり得るよ

腹に覆ってると見えないのに

>coffee/tea isn't a staple drink here
...really...I'm shocked.

アメリカ野郎はルートビアをよこせ
アメリカだけで楽しみやがって

...

>砂糖を足す
>ミルクを足す
野蛮人か

>I can't stand the packed train anymore
How long does it take you to go to your office by train?

( ´Д`)キモッ

would grope

It kinda triggers me that people still calls that mexican food. The music was on point, though, La Bikina is awesome.

紅茶はアッサムのミルクティが好き

Could somebody please tell me, hw does one say "hubba hubba" in Japanese?

Shouldn't feel much different from a girls boob imho
I mean both are just fat and glandular tissue

Thanks, I'm a slow learner, but I will surely speak it someday.

ハバハバ

No problem user, as long as you're drinking black tea (real, honest tea) and not green tea (icky fake tea)

Oyasuminasai gozaimasu. Sleep tight.

甘くて美味しい

穴に興味があります

30m
ちんこが女の尻に当たる
もう耐えられない

Americans don't. Well not authentic Mexican. We may have unintentionally led other nations to believe it is real Mexican though :)

Have a bonus Japanese girl cutely struggling with a Mexican flag
youtu.be/oDQRbJzQNSo

I drink earl grey, but it's from a tea bag, so still probably not real tea.

...

画像を見たや否や子供の頃の楽しい思い出は破れてしまった

お茶に砂糖やミルクなんて入れねーよ
そのまま飲む

何すんねん

トルココーヒーを甘くて飲むか

俺が300mlの水には
>エリートのコーヒーのティースプーンを一つ足す
>お砂糖のティースプーンを一つ足す

>cokeを飲む
>砂糖を足す
>炭酸を足す
>cokeを抜く
何がしたいねん

>t back
you slut

>pic
北海道おおおぉーーーーーー

cokeを飲まないんだ

1リットル100円のアイスコーヒーを冷水で半分に薄めて飲むワイ。もはやカフェインが摂取出来れば何でもいいという境地。

トルココーヒーはあれでしょう、なかなか溶けてないパウダーみたいなもの?
あれはまずいな
いやでもコーヒーは一応好きじゃないんだ

T back ni satou ni hai onegai shimasu

吸飲ですね
分かった

おはようお前ら
今日は仕事が休みだから今起きた

I don't understand it. what did I do to make her angry?
why doesn't reply to me
maybe she's just busy

僕と話してくれ
超寂しいから
お願い
死ぬほどに寂しい
くやしいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいい

guys, do you like "Takagi san is good at teasing" ?
I want more novels or movies like that hnnnggg
pls tell me

がんばれダッチ
フォーエバーダッチ

anata no oshiri ha sweet desu ne