First IphoneX owner in UK

>he slept 2 nights on the street

>one of the two iphoneX's he purchased was broken

>he was given a standing ovation upon entering the Apple store

why didnt this shit happen when I purchased my Xiaomi?

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more pics of this brave man

This is what the average iToddler looks like

so whats the problem?

this guy just seeks attention

if xiaomi releases got the same amount of fanfare he would have been there

probably did it so he could plug his shitty insta

>sleeping on the street
>not just ordering online and waiting in a comfy warm residence while watching previous apple conferences

Xiaomi doesn't charge you $2000 for a $150 phone, so retailers don't have time to waste ironically clapping every time a retard overpays for a phone.

Damn he has some wonderful teeth.

>sleeping on the street
Looking at his picture this doesn't seem like it was too different from what he's used to. I wonder if he was paid to stand in line, and buy phones by an executive that runs linux.

explain the iphonex being broken? why did you mention that alongside what you wished happened to you?

>can afford a £1k iPhone
>still dresses like a tramp
millennials

I'd fuck him and throw away his phone when he's asleep

Not so much his dress but his face tattoos and hair are pretty disgusting.

>t. britbong
Q: What do you get when you have four brits in a room?
A: A full set of teeth.

>literally has SORRY tattooed on his fucking forehead

>dirty hair
>nail polish
>tattoos
>piercings
>faggy outfit

Why do some men do that?

I have all my teeth, senpai. They're just horribly crooked and unbleached.
The UK is a cuck to the healthcare system like USA is.

>The UK is a cuck to the healthcare system like USA is.
>like the USA is
Even fast food employment covers dental. I mean doesn't it?

Just get some of that fluoride toothpaste and yours will be white as that after a week or 2. I rotate it in periodically.
t. Bong

I agree. Steve Jobs durring Apple keynotes are awesome

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Completely triggered

Now this is a G event I would of went to.

Wow. This was caught on film because digital cameras hadn't reached the market yet. Anyone else feel old?

Most toothpaste is flouride toothpaste.
The Britfag bad teeth thing is an ancient meme from colonial America. The sailors spent months at sea and arrived in America with fucked up teeth due to a lack of fresh food in their diets.
You can get a dental appointment on the NHS. Just have to join the queue behind a every other freeloading chav and immigrant. Private is the way to go though.

Does it really? I'm a bong and we actually have to pay for dental care ourselves even with the NHS.

This was the last time someone was excited anout a windows launch.

Budget Lil Peep

To be fair, in UK we don't hold dental aesthetics is anywhere near as high regard as USA. Like, bright white teeth isn't natural the same way we don't cut part of the penis off our newborn babies

Holy shit I forgot amerisharts did that.

Fuck imagine not having a foreskin.... life must fucking suck

It definitely doesnt

C O U R A G E

P O W E R F U L

Will Samsung start omitting a headphone jack soon?

>The Britfag bad teeth thing is an ancient meme from colonial America.
>ancient meme
Sure it is, and the fact that you think it is just proves the point that it isn't.
>Does it really?
I'm pretty sure that it does cover dental, but I haven't worked fast food since I was a teen. I remember that it had a deductable rate, but it was with certain groups of dentists. It wasn't the best, but yea it was available. I think some dermatologists were covered as well, but then again it was a long time ago, and I was still under my Dad's insurance, so I didn't need it then.

>It definitely doesnt
It certainly does.
bcbsil.com/mcd/dental.htm
>McDonald's offers a comprehensive dental plan that includes benefits for preventive care, basic and major procedures as well as orthodontia.
I'm pretty sure that providing insurance for employees has been a federal law.

>one of the two iphoneX's he purchased was broken
How?

>we don't cut part of the penis off our newborn babies
It's hard to believe that the people of an islamic nation doesn't practice circumcision.

>Will Samsung start omitting a headphone jack soon?
I'm fine with it as long as they provide more than one usb c port. Having a single port for everything is retarded.

This. UK dental service will beat two brushes a day for two minutes into your head, but they won't sell you teeth whitening.

Only parts of London.

t. 97% white area of London

>Degenerated tatoos everywhere. Weirdo fuck you daddy hair. Standard coolboi beard. Disgusting pieces of metal pierced everywhere.
No problem at all...
In his defense, great teeth.

>Only parts of London.
>t. 97% white area of London
This seems like hate speech.

>why didnt this shit happen when I purchased my Xiaomi?
They tend to build phones + packaging that don't break even with international postal transport.

Why do you want to camp in front of stores for 2 days and get a broken ripoff phone?

>Damn he has some wonderful teeth.
>In his defense, great teeth.
Bongs praising normal teeth as "great". This thread is hilariously reinforcing a stereotype.

He's a model with a 10/10(UK) gf. What are you?

>He's a model
Anyone with a full set of yellows automatically becomes a model in england.

Because his teeth stand out compared to the rest of him.
I don't give a fuck if he's a model for a degenerated society. And that's not a 10/10 at all. I'm a normal not tatooed, not pierced man, with a useful job and a decent wife.

>10/10
she's a 6, your standards are disgusting

>(UK)

> being this triggered

Get your priorities right,

isn't that marco pierre white's son?

Thats fuckin racist

omg
i almost damaged my jaw
KEK

haha why would he buy two

>he can't afford an iPhone X
>he can only shitpost about it

> being this triggered
At what? The fucks you implying?

Who are you quoting?

That's what a p-zombie looks like.

A tech reviewer probably got it before him

Because no one gives a shit about chink-shit Xiaomi

>BROKEN
>SORRY
>exam results

He looks likes a valuable member of society.

It gets even better.

God, I wish I got my dental shit worked on when I lived in the UK.
>Most you have to pay is just over £240 and that's for more complex surgeries

AYY FONE

does Marco Pierre has a black son?

Of an asylum.

>>can afford £30/mo iPhone
>>dresses like a tramp

This is surprising why?

The memes are real. I

>>he was given a standing ovation upon entering the Apple store
WOW WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED.
EMPLOYEES CONGRATULATING CONSUMERS.

Can I get a quick rundown on this """"model""""?
Also that's a bit high even for UK

>standing ovation upon entering the Apple store

Maybe this sounds "cool" to some.

But in reality it's really cringy.
youtu.be/TdkeMpN8hOI?t=478

Is that your rating or her age?

I think putting cock in your mouth is less gay than biting iPhone. That stuff is strictly for non techy girls who just wants stuff to work and want to be indepedent of men doing their tech so they go to corporation which sells their nudes on deepnet.

I don't know him.

But many NEETS call themselves "model" because they did a photo shoot once or twice. - sound better than admitting you're unemployed.
Black NEETS often call themselves "rappers" though.

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I think this is how Romans viewed Celtic people

He unironically has "sorry" tattooed on his forehead.
FUCK.

They were apparently correct.

at least his face apologized

>those teeth
Definitely not an Apple plant

What's the idea behind buying two? Can't you use the serial on multiple installs?

He is the NEET son of some super rich dude.

Wonder if his father is proud of him...

He'll be forgotten tomorrow.

>a 6

>waiting in line for days to get a phone is newsworthy
Current state of humanity...

>"broken" tattoo'd above his right eyebrow
Can't make this shit up.

Shut the fuck up
At least my teeth are perfect. It's not like anyone's going to be seeing your dick or mine

>tfw have to shill stockpots for another five years to support my shit son

She isn't a 10/10, she's not Asian.

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Some braindamaged hipster
Colour me surprised

Post best caps from keynotes.

lmao

Ended up watching the whole thing, is there any more thought provoking stuff like this, that discuss botnets and such?

...

I thought this kind of retard already died out in like, 2010? Hipsters even don't do this shit any more, way too commercial and mainstream. So, who are these new ones?

He bit it too hard.

Somehow I find unusual looking Asian women more attractive than the stereotypical hots ones. My last girlfriend was a 42 year old Filipino.

>immediately puts teethmarks in his $1000 dollar toy
Literally a toddler