/asean/- Olympic month edition

$285,449 aint bad for each team if they lose tomorrow

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SABAY
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What cheese strats will they use against OG?

OG is too good at drafting and banning

Too obvious when TNC goes huskar, when they should just pick it first.

>against TNC

Looks like the solo pickoff lineup will be drafted. Another Bat Huskar Wisp combo incoming

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>lema
kata dasar
>sublema
kata imbuhnya

Our Naj

Tfw pinoys younger than you are getting millions by playing vidya. While you sit in the bank all day counting other people's shekels

Ok time to go home before its flooded.

>pinoys supposedly bad at dota
>meanwhile pinoys are winning and other /asean/s couldn't even qualify

hmmmmmm

wtf I love Mar now

>pinoys laying out the groundwork for next TI
>meanwhile we get to see the enemy cheese strats being saved up

Tfw Autist Ateneans really are our guys

With all this Pokemon craze, Billy Crawford should sing the movie theme again.

Tangina para talagang nakita ko na tong mga to sa Paci. Yung mga kumakain ng pancit canton pati siomai rice habang nakataas ung dalawang paa sa Razer Gaming Chair™

>pinoys are winning
source? which teams are flip teams?

>Paci

What?

>siomai rice
Anoto? Ndi pa ako nakatikim ng Siomai rice.

siomai with rice

Sa Paco, yun lugar jan sa maynila.

This thread is in dire need of tawas

It stinks!

What went wrong

He got complacent and became hooked on drugs so it was all over for art33zy

Akala ko itoy bagong pa-uso na kinakain ng mga Dota-boys ngayon, yun pala yan lang. Atsaka, toyo ang dapat na ilagay sa siomai, hinde rice.

Eh, we /fat_control/ now

How much do wallpapers cost?
Also I want to know /asean/'s taste in room decor.

>Go home
>Tandang Sora Commonwealth to Tandang Sora Quirino Highway
>1 hour and 15 mins

God I hate traveling here

WHAT HAPPENED TO DUTDUT EMERGENCY POWERS IN SOLVING FLIP TRAFFIC

they did not give it lol

Everyone on stream saying that his MMR was inflated.

They would've won if he and EE focused on split-pushing the bases while 1-2 supports were with him.

So any new study on the effects of sex ed being taught to the kids nowadays in Philippines

>e sports
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHH WHAT THE FUCK

>that pol thread
glad I was around to save them dick pics :3

Reminder that Qoran is spin off

Support SEA Dota

>siomai rice
>toyo ang dapat na ilagay sa siomai
>hindi rice

these are the kinds of posts that you'll see in the internet when people keep on spewing shit without knowing the post's context.

MinD_CholesteRoL pls save my bp points.

desu he wasn't spewing shit, it was just a misunderstanding, it's because his tagalog is slightly off, it should've been, "Siomai with rice" but instead he said "Siomai rice" like a Chink. but I don't blame him, he must've had a hard day or just didn't speak tagalog as his 1st language

>real sports
>world cup
>supposed to be the biggest sporting event in the whole world
>total prize pool
>$10,000,000.00
>first place gets $1,600,000.00

>e-"""""sports"""""
>the international
>beta nerds everywhere
>total prize pool
>$20,000,000.00
>first place gets $9,000,000.00

yeah. we should laught at these pathetic e-""""""athletes"""""" LMAO

f'ed

+1 filter

Foodcart stalls are calling it siomai rice
That's how we're used to calling that.

First time hearing it while getting your panties wet?

I never heard shomai rice before?
What the fuck is that? Just rice with soysuce?

I don't know where you're basing this on, but I've never seen one with a label "Siomai Rice", even when i lived in the Philippines.

Do Malays and Indonesians drink alcohol? Flips, 'namese, Thais etc. do drink, right?

Also what do you guys think of the Just Cause 2 and its depiction of Panau islands?

Tfw some dudes riffle money at a comfy bank office, when another ones run around a factory, watching and repairing 40 years old machine tools whole day and getting 230$ per month.

it's a popular meal usually found in/near computer shops.

rice
siomai
soysauce
chili
calamansi

depending on the customer's request.

So how much more safer has your neighborhood and everyday life gotten since DutDut took office?

shut the fuck up and go back to pol, Norcuck.

I think it was "Siomai w/ rice", probably missed the "w/" because it was so small. It usually happens with lots of signs.
Siomai rice sounds like the siomai is made of rice like a sushi.

Yeah, I suppose so

Google "arrack" and "tuak"

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Can someone tell me how to make good chili for chili dogs?

Probably the best asean oriented game. But i dont like playing as cum skin protagonist

>tuak

BATAK
A
T
A
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Why don't you buy uncooked chili dogs in he first place? Are you planning to create your own chili dogs? It's just I think that buying a premade one saves you a heck lot of time.

Diam kau jawa

Are you guys talking about the chinese siomai or are your siomai like ours?

>pretty rich coming from someone who posts a pic of his girlfriend, himself, and his dick
>in Sup Forums, of all places.

filter yourself my man.

Some do in the colonial/early independence era especially ones working for the commonwealth.
The military used to drink but stopped doing that after the 50/60's when they became conservative. Now they drink Milo instead.
There is the local wine made from sap of Nipah tree called tuak but as far as I know nobody makes them anymore besides some Indians.

Truly a redditor

yes

>be a nerd
>be laughed at by society
>time to prove them wrong
>win $9,000,000.00 at an e-sports tournament
>best day of your life
>reality kicks in
>you're still a nerd
>society keeps laughing
>society doesn't care

Dota 2 should also be a sports in the olympics tbqhwy

>giving a fuck about what society thinks instead of fucking your qt poorfag wife and drowning her with those millions.

>win $9M
>reality kicks in
>you're now a fucking millionaire
>watch as society sucks your dick, hoping that you'll share to them a portion of your fortunes.

Yes but my wife (male) can't get pregnant no matter what I do. I want a heir to inherit my millions

I'm so glad I'm not a pinoy

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But you're not the millionaire here, what now nerd?

>mfw being Homosexual is a culture in the Philippines
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swardspeak

Wew lad

>meanwhile in redditard's facebook newsfeed

neither are the 99.9% of people who are playing real sports.

>Be millionaire
>Has to spend it in 2 years for structural repairs
>Back to zero

Mfw

>met chink girl
>she invites you to her house to have some sex
>she cooks you a food
>it's made of snake meat
>"your snake would last longer if you eat snake, user", she said
What do?

>No Singapore posters in thread
Oh well, happy national day lads.

Lol in fagbook
mindanews.com/top-stories/2016/08/sulu-mayor-in-dutertes-validated-list-passed-away-in-2014/

Rape the chink girl, murder her, then rape her again and steal all her money. Follow pastebin.com/3TiPZGkA for instructions on burial.

>sex before marriage
Degenerate.

I ain't click that shit. Nice try, FBI.

Just wondering something.
How often do you guys see this bird's nest house in your country?
Noticed quite a few of them popping up over the years which makes me wonder if bird's nest is some booming business or something.
For the chinese how often and how much is your bird's nest consumption?

but those people are actually treated as normal by anyone. whereas 99.99% of nerds are looked down upon even by their peers

what gives?

Dove nest is more common here
For racing and shit

Lets get back yo flip Sup Forums talk

TURN YOUR TV TO GMA NEWS TV
Dutdut calls Commies violent criminals

>eat snake
>make her give me a bj
>confess in church on Sunday

>Barely raining
>Classes suspended

wut?

You should be happy, so you can have a date with your gf, user.

>Classes suspended
>Uni didn't let us leave early
>Left at the regular time

Just

Don't forget to eat her flesh.

>it's still raining until now even though it should be dry season already since april
What the fuck?

But do it _after_ you kill her; it's bad manners to eat the flesh of the living. I mean you don't want to look like a savage, y'know

Why are Hong Kong people so rude? Like literally what the fuck is their problem?

What's the worst time to take a trip to Flipland? Planning a trip sometime next year. Gonna spend about 2-3 weeks.

>went to texas chicken
>suprised the drink are free to refill
best day of my life lad
had texas old style tea refilled 5 times

no more solvent boys and everyone that is tough talking chickened out when the police started patrolling.

>Chinese
>Capitalist
>Being a ricenigger

Shouldn't be hard to figure out

>tfw realized that du30 just want to kill the commie MUZZIES
DEUS VOLT NOWW

they got infected from mainlander

He probably get red pilled how commies and muzzies is shitting this country. He even side lining shitting on chink upper class

Typhoon season is shitty time to go here

Do it around April-July.
The heat is still nice and hot (too hot) and by June, all the minors will be at school and people generally have less time to visit spots.

kek i heard his gonna release those tax evaders list.

Everyone in the news article is butthurt is fuck

February a decent time? Aiming for something around there. Don't really want to go when there's a shit ton of tourists, though. I'm not staying at some resort either.

Just gonna get out and explore, and I don't mean sexually, I'm not a degenerate, and I hate that those faggots are so prevalent there.

Decent enough. Kids and collegefags still have classes by that time.

Weather isn't particularly bad either. It's a safe bet.

As long as you listen to the news then its gonna fine.