How do I convert .EXE to .APK?

How do I convert .EXE to .APK?

You don't.
They are made for completely different platforms.

Change the extension, same way it works for jpg png.

You need something that dissassembly process object model of exe, then writes down in java and compiles it.

>how do I convert .mp3 to .jpg?

>how to i convert Linux ISO to HTML?

Install Gentoo

How do I convert cartoon in girlfriend?

Put the exe in a .zip and rename it to .apk

>how do I convert retarded shitposting into self-fulfillment and respect from my peers

How do i convert trash to sink

How do I triforce?

install gentoo

1. Write giant shitpost in from of satirical novel
2. Get published
3. ???
4. Wow user you have a published book
5. Profit

...

WINE

sudo rm -rf /system

How do I convert my motorbike into a diesel truck?

I saw in a stenography thread someone posted an image called bowie.png that just looked like noise but if you play it in MPV it plays a track from David Bowie. Is that not the same?

How to I overclock my bluray?

MPV

>RE the exe
>translate to Java for Android
>???
>compile to apk

>right click
>rename
>change .exe to .apk
>???
>profit

How do i convert shitposting to money and success?

Just bitshift the entire exe and voila