How will iNotch X ever recover?

How will iNotch X ever recover?

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GOOD ad

would be even better if 5s battery died like it always does when it drops below 0°C outside

Fucking kek
I thought explicitly slandering companies in ads like this was illegal though?

#3 trending video in Canada, dunno about the states.

It's not slander when it's factual.

>Bought a Chromebook
>Comes with a year of 200gb storage on Google Drive
>Returned it
>Time is up this month
>Gonna do it again

Advert shows Apple logo more times than Samsung.

I don't think Apple will be unhappy this free advertising.

#5 in the states

>Sup Forums now jerks off to smartphone advertisements
where were you when we truly became a shilling/marketing board

>200gb
but that's fucking nothing

ITODDLERS ON SUICIDE WATCH

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How is it slander exactly? They just made fun of a few issues that were well known and acknowledged by Apple themselves.
I like how they claimed that blowing money on a different flagship phone is "growing up". You're a manchild if you use your phone for anything other than talking, texting, or casually shitposting on the toilet.

I'd be all over the Samsung if it weren't for the shitty fucking software.

Better than lagPhone software at any rate.

that wouldve cut it too short though

thistbhfam

lmao this. I hate mobile faggots

>look at the new APP i developed!!
>can you afford an IPHONEX and go to the midnight release???

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Will apple man up and make a counter ad with Samsung explosive phones?

>explosive phones
Probably wouldn't go well seeing as the only phone that's ever actually blown up and taken down a plane is an iPhone.

The notch adds to the experience, fuck off.

>The notch adds to the experience
>t. cuckold

>guy on vacation with family
>takes tons of pics with his samsung phone
>plugs it into the car port to fast charge
>they're driving on the highway
>suddenly phone explodes
>car crashes killing everyone inside
>car crash shows up on the news
>zooms out to someone reading that news on their iphone
>cuts to apple logo

>guy on vacation with family
>takes tons of pics with his iphone
>plugs it into the airplane seat port to fast charge
>they're flying over the sea
>suddenly iphone explodes
>plane crashes killing everyone inside
>plane crash shows up on the news
>zooms out to someone reading that news on their galaxy
>cuts to samsung logo

Oh wait, that actually happened.

iToddlers LITERALLY blown the fuck out.

>4 million views
pathetic

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>Note 8 has more
>iPhone has less
>Note 8 costs ~950
>iPhone 1000+
Using your brain usually happens when you grow up

I remember like 2 days ago when there was a bottle just in the corner of my TV screen and it was just about obscuring the screen, we all unanimously agreed in the room that the bottle be moved or we would only get more annoyed
Now imagine that the bottle is now part of the screen
A chunk taken out of a screen takes away from the screen

Pay a fuckton and you would at least expect some form of QC
The only reason the note 7 was as bad of a situation as it was is because although it was a small amount of cases Samsung actually took responsibility
Apple tend to blame its users and weather or whatever bullshit, everyone just takes it because they have no other option than to suck apples cock, Steve Jobs never pulls out

i hate apple because os is shit featureless no customization and pretty much made to break so you can buy a new one (everything went to shit after steve died prove me wrong).

i hate samsung because all of their phones look the same its hard to root and touchgiz is fucking garbage just yearly reason of a plastic brick with over saturated colors


mean while the company i loved shit the bed a few years back, got bought out by google and just got flung into the trash. music very related
youtu.be/_raonMRuT54


there is no winning. in the next 2 years phones will be portless with zero bezels costing 2 fucking grand for a facebook machine. or whatever gimmick gets picked up and passed around.

Because iPhones never explode, right?

>Note 8 comes with more

But it doesn't run iOS therefore is worse

I don't think English is your first language

>lagOS

Into the trash it goes.

>My car has a built in sat nav
>But is not as good as my car because mine is red and has blue neon lights
Your whole argument is like something from a child

>nothing to talk about
>high-schooler jokes about your better performing competition

Appeals well to the average Android user. Jealous, bitter and with the sense of humor of a 16 year old.

>t. assblasted 12 year old iToddler

How will iToddlers ever recover?

Samsung's entire marketing strategy has been fixated on iPhones and Apple like some faggot who broke up with his girlfriend and goes around puffing out his chest like he's superior while she's doing her thing and pities her ex.

Anyone who uses android phones instantly look like troglodytes to iPhone users.

WE

I don't like Samsung, but that was pretty funny and genuinely good advertising.

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>t. Oddler

No it s not illegal

Both are overpriced shit. Get a chink phone that will do everything those phones do for

> everything those phones do and more
Like send all your info to the Chinese Government.

Elaborate.

Chinese government doesn't care what you do as long as you aren't saying bad things about them.

It didnt said or show apple logo anywhere.
It could literally be any company™

Both the logo and the text "iPhone" is shown several times in the video.

depends on your employer and current security clearance of course

This is why I can buy a Chink phone.
My job deals with military hardware. if the Chinese were spying on me, it would be a big ITAR violation.

this spending more then $300 on phone if you have a half decent pc is stupid

So you're stuck with an ancient Nokia or Motorola? I can't think of any current smartphone that's not made in China.

When are they gonna start doing "I'm an iPhone/I'm a Galaxy" commercials?

it begins

iNotch is the biggest flop this generation. Apple is finished. Give them 2 years.

>reading comprehension

What phone do you have that doesn't send info to a government?

>after steve died
I've got some bad news about your friend steve.

Are you...retarded? You think the Chinks give a fuck about violating ITAR? They blatantly stole a bunch of military schematics so they could clone all sorts of hardware.

heritage.org/defense/commentary/chinese-hackers-stole-us-weapons-system-designs

time.com/106319/heres-what-chinese-hackers-actually-stole-from-u-s-companies/

cbsnews.com/news/how-chinese-hackers-steal-us-secrets/

nakedsecurity.sophos.com/2016/03/28/chinese-national-pleads-guilty-to-stealing-us-military-secrets/

I don't know, I was just pointing out that
Can't read.

bahhahaaaaa savage indeed

What browser is that?

>implying he didn't get the gf b/c iPhone
subtile bait
this, apple is dolan

Well, it’s true. It’s passive aggressive and shit like that appeals only to women and low-test men.

I have a Pixel. I’m not an Apple fanboy. But this advertisement is retarded. They show the Apple logo and the iPhone more than they do their own products. It’s literal retard tier.

If you think this is a good advert you’re a bugman.

samsung creates an add to shit on another samsung

this company is so meta

I really dont like Samsung or their phones because of their ridiculous Touchjizz bs and a few other things. but this ad was amazing and apple got fucking BTFO by them.

Does this mean Samsung won't be abandoning 3.5mm? Considering they made a joke about dongles.

>but he did like the Animoji

kek

So why are only the burgers who are obsessed with Apple shit? In any other country the distribution between Apple and Samsung flagships is more equal.

your post is irrelevant because of the gay frog

This is beautiful.

(You)

That should be Sal instead of Don

pic related, it's you

Yeah you're all grown up! Stop spending on those overpriced phones and buy our overpriced phones! >:^)

It's usually first world countries where Apple has a higher market share. Hmm, I wonder why.

Gay guy and the girl think it's cute
obviously best idea ever then.

Because burgers more than any other population are easily manipulated by marketing. Have a few actors/singers tell them something is good and like sheep they assemble at the store.

The flight attendants must have all been completely inept if they couldn't find a fire extinguisher before the phone made a hole in the cabin

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what was the "unable to take photo" error in the beginning of the ad referencing?

Holy shit I just watched this and it's like I'm in the 90s again with all those roasting ads between rival companies. This is amazing

>"why won't you buy iphone X :(" threads 3 times a day
>doesn't care

>America
>First world

Ha.

Custom ROMs exist for a reason user.

Not on Samsung though.

Yes, just like Apple!

Spoken like someone who hasn't used but recently.

Since about the S6 Touchwiz has improved a lot. There's even a few things like scaling for a 18:9 screen that the S8 has as a result that the stock Android on the Pixel2 XL doesn't have

>Spoken like someone who hasn't used but recently.
I've seen this very shit said for the last 4 years and it's always been bullshit. No, it's not nearly as fast as stock android. It isn't even as fast as other skins, like oxygenos.

>ITODDLERS ON SUICIDE WATCH

This will become a new trendy haircut because "lol we are so selfaware :P"

Source iphonearena. And the user was apple rulz

>daily driver

>frog