I'll start

I'll start
>big data
>cloud

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>smug anime girl posting
>NEETness
>fatness
>virginity
>having your shitty thread saged

Oops I forgot to sage

>fluent design

>I'll start
>>big data
>>cloud

Neet spotted

>fog computing
>data warehouse (old but gold)
>VLSI (even older)

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> le epyc implying breadXd d

>test driven development

>reactive
>scalable

youtube.com/watch?v=GyV_UG60dD4

>neural networks
>deep learning
>quantum computing
>paradigm shift
>internet of things
>knowledge ecosystem
>collaborative intelligence
>sustainable cities
>social collaboration
>knowledge management
>global consciousness

>machine learning

>solution
>java script ninja
> python guru
>disruptive

>OLAP
>data "scientists"

>women in STEM
>minorities in STEM
>STEM outreach

gonna post the static webm next, give me a second

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>static webm

I don't mean static electricity you mong.

What kind of thread do you think this is?

my kind of thread

>loneliness
>virginity
>pain
am i doing it rihg T guys?

>webscale
>nosql
>fullstack

full of shit

>html

>blockchain
>network computing
>smart contracts

Actually,
>webms without audio
2ch.hk has had it since forever.

What's wrong with that?

>Industry 4.0

you could be writing Idris instead

>theres no large datasets in moms basement so it doesnt exist

>programatically

>Sup Forums

anime website

Nice bait

you can stay but you must wear girl clothes and suck us all off to get a pass.

Would impregnate/10

>Software as a Service

>botnet

wew lad

>blockchain

>he's not a solidity savant

Could you deimply yourself and kinda explain me whats the point of your thread? I am back on Sup Forums after almost 3 years. Please give me one (note - one not two) reason that I should not get the fuck out of here now?

>Internet of Things
>Software As A Service
>Distributed Ledgers
>Trustless peer to peer encryption

>serverless

>froggposting

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topkek, also nice trips

>safe
>secure
>smart
>modern

>cloud
>IoT
>smart devices
>lit
>software "engineers"
>code artisians

the operation was a success
patient status: dead
there a reason that you didnt become a doctor and the world is grateful for that

>Deep learning

But does it scale?

it auto $cale$

>big soy

What is this magic?

>__.js

>unemployed kids on Sup Forums hating on industry terms

>disruptive
I hate this buzzword so damn much.