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anime bedtime edition

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is that you jeremy?

we should take all the weapons from the military and give them to the mandem

LIVE FAST DIE YOUNG

BAD GIRLS DO IT WELL

Listening to Billy Joel

this

poleaboo STILL hasn't been doxxed

we don't even have a picture, just a suspected picture

doubt poleaboo is real

anime is for benders

Really enjoy going to bed and just laying there in comfort. Shit when you fall asleep though because that means you have to wake up the next day..

Lisicki shagged an actual female?

Must have missed this.

but there are those crossdressing pictures

someone wouldn't do that for a laugh, would they?

put bankers on footballers wages see how fast things change

america is for benders

Karen was a mistake.

since anime is disgusting, /cum/ claimed the first post and its peak hours on EST this is officially a NORTH AMERICAN THREAD and Canadian and American anglo posters are being given priority on (You)s

>Brothers were arguing earlier
>Started calling each other virgins as insults even though they are both ultra-normies
>Even user has had a kiss one said
>tfw I haven't and they just presumed I have

haha just heard about all this harambe business hahahaha doing this post for harambe right now hahahahhahahahaha you lads and your jokes

THE BANKERS

put the soldiers on the footballers wages bonuses and we'll see how long the bankers and their bonuses last

so who would dedicate hours a day to maintaining this persona and then also do things such as hide cameras in bathrooms filming girls shit and dressing up as a tranny? the freak that would do this would be just as interesting they wouldn't need to make up a persona

Vermont

Quality post

whats the news with Tim?

put call centre managers on machine operator's wages see how fast they will take your call

>My ex is dating a literal retard

Don't know what to make of it tbqhwyl

GIVE THE SOLDIERS ALL THE MONEY
I AM PROUD OF MY COUNTRY
VOTE UKIP
VOTE BNP
VOTE BREXIT
I HATE PAKIS AND NIGGERS
CHINKS ARE OKAY THOUGH THEY RUN OUR CHIPPIES

Quality American musician tbqh

jjb doesn't exist anymore and has never been mainstream you melts

imo we should unironically do the brecon beacons meet

youtu.be/wY79OeZhKCs?t=1131

he had a pizza today and he's feeling really chuffed

@63263491

>I say that I had to go to the meeting today when they want to push drugs on me which I do not want to take

If she broke up with you for a tard what does that say about you?

First post best post

call centre php machine development operational manager at jjb lads

you're my idol lad. i want to grow up and be like you one day (soon)

He is quite good
Piano Man is a catchy choon

It's really not difficult to shag a girl

Lisicki just realised this pretty late

you have the worst taste

*closes eyes and nods head in agreement while pointing at you*
this...this is important.

i like this karenpost

>chinks
>running chippies
since when, all the ones round here are ran by greeks

fpbp

very impressive

what education do you have?

Sex is not real. Prove me wrong.

This is now an Earl Gray -edition.
If you read this post, you are obliged to go and make yourself a lovely cup of Earl Gray straight away.

British mate of mine thinks William Shakespeare is a real person

*contemplates doing a pilgrimage to the UK to become an official /brit/ poster*

hmm

hitler was not a white supremacist

what white supremacist kills millions and millions of white people and destroys tons of european architecture?

Nah we broke up a few years ago
She's had a couple boyfriends since then but apparently the current one has down syndrome or some shit

amazing post

do it, we even have your australian beer: fosters so you can drink that

What's he got all that Bio-oil for?

I like me some Uptown Girl

all I have on hand is jasmine and rooibos

earl grey is best with some sugar

university of life, honorary degree in mathematics from cambridge

That's good too
She's Always a Woman might be one of my faves

Earl grey piss water

Mate those daily mail readers you're talking about hate East Asians, except for the rare sex tourist Rorke.

t. In a relationship with an East Asian girl and see their disgusted glances

But this makes perfect sense though

you rub it on stretch marks/scars/stuff and it makes it look better

Do Brits ever go to the beach? Go Hiking? Go skiing? Go camping in the wilderness? Go Rock climbing? Go boating with friends? Waterski?

What the fuck do you guys do on that tiny grey island? Just sit around and get drunk and be depressed?

does she smell like rice?

you're the perfect candidate

start tomorrow

...

me and the bf took this pic while hiking in the lake district x

your whole life is pisswater

Gf keeps making my tea wrong.
I taught her once already

Might have to bin her.

lol yeah wtf. its not weird at all

you can do all of those things in britain

Send her my way lad.

I know what it does, but why does he have so much?

i'm also 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse

yeh if we go on holiday lol
unless you're fine a with a poo tier beach

he shaves his face every day I think
so he probably needs to use bio oil to stop his skin looking absolutely terrible

Told this girl I'm shagging to make her boyfriend's tea wrong for banter aha

Will do hahaha

what does "rorke" mean?

bears are on death row lads

mum put her bull's cum in her bf's tea LOL

Been reading the Quran, it makes a lot of sense.

look in the mirror

little bit taken aback by how silly you sound tbqh

It's not doing a very good job.

...

How dare you.

so lonely
so alone

But you dont do those things in Britain. There is hardly a culture for it.

>Do Brits ever go to the beach?
often
>Go Hiking?
depends where you are. When me and my family go to the west country or yorkshire we do pretty often yea
>Go camping in the wilderness?
i've never personally done this cos round me there isn't much wilderness. People do though
> Go Rock climbing?
nah
>Go boating with friends?
i go sea fishing with friends and family but i dunno how common that is
>Waterski?
nah

>What the fuck do you guys do on that tiny grey island? Just sit around and get drunk and be depressed?
90% of the time. I'm moving out as soon as i finish uni

doing a waifu post

WEE

it's the sound one makes when anal beads are pulled out too fast

Might go up to Glasgow and murder someone for insulting the Prophet desu,

>What the fuck do you guys do on that tiny grey island? Just sit around and get drunk and be depressed?
Pretty much desu

redpill me on southern fairies

started as a way of agreeing with someone (and bizarro rorke was disargee)
this place used to be far right antipaki so posts telling pakis to fuck off got "rorke" replies
unironic pakis and redditors started coming here and assumed it was derogatory similar to calling someone rasheed and started using it
then the cucks and newfriends here adopted the reddit definition of it

I try to think of reasons to live, and keep coming up with only the sadness it might cause my parents.

had to teach a 19 year old how to kiss properly once. it was weird. she was pretty i couldnt understand how she could be so old and not know how to kiss

>not using rorke ironically