A powerful handheld

It seems as though handhelds have fallen out of favor. Given how small we are making shit and how much better things are would it be possible to create some kinda new aged handheld that was very beefy, yet somehow able to negate melting your hands and have a modest battery life? I'm not sure if heat dissipation hardware has gotten any better within the last decade but still.

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Yeah, it's called the nintendo switch

I meant something that wasn't shit. No reason to buy a proprietary bing bing WAHOO machine.

You can install GB, DS, PSP and Java (symbian days) emulators on your phone. Why would you literally want an overpriced device with a stupid disk/card/cartridge format and silly closed down multiplayer capabilities? Nintendo 2DS (the most recent ones, that run 3DS games on 2D screen) and Vita are still a thing, if that's what you fancy. They're big in Japan and amongst weebs who want animu RPGs but that's it.
Also, go back to Sup Forums

What do you want it for? the PS Vita is a somewhat capable console, but kinda expensive for its features (still, super cheap compared to gayming shit, like the gpd win or nvidia shield)


>You can install GB, DS, PSP and Java (symbian days) emulators on your phone.

>Thinking actual controllers are somehow comparable to a touch screen
Underage pls go

I use a softmodded psp for gba emulation still

bluetooth controllers

It does work surprisingly well.

That monitor output through component is pretty shitty without scaling, though.

The Vita already has a MicroSD slot hardmod

Gpd win

The what now?

Underage, please leave

>not knowing there are special gamepads that can make your phone look like a handheld gaming console

>would rather buy a shitty expensive handheld because cuck

God fuck these people, no one should give advice to them

>Huge input delay
>Uncomfortable
>About 3x as big as the smartphone itself

Pls

>Too dumb to understand why gamepads for smartphones are cancer
>Poor

I thought this web was supposed to be 18+?

>Not knowing things like pic rated exist and they work really well

>haven't bought a good enough phone gamepad
>calls me poor because apparently you need to shill away money for nothing on useless consoles
Yeah ok man, you are very intelligent!!!

I was wondering why would someone leave their home with that huge ass dumb shit.
Then i realized they dont.

Im not talking about what exists i'm talking about perhaps construction a new one with modern tech. Intel is making their processors run more efficient and at a lower temp so i'm sure something could be made.

>proprietary
All handheld consoles are proprietary.

>new aged handheld that was very beefy, yet somehow able to negate melting your hands
It's called cloud gaming.

What if, handheld VR.

>tfw no unified interface for all emulators
And no, RetroArch doesn't work.

>not understanding that some people prefer dedicated devices instead of shoddy hackjobs to make your cellphone suffice

no they do not, they fucking suck. I have one. It sucks my balls. The Bluetooth that phones use for this shit makes the input lag unbearable..

Dragonbox Pyra is gonna be great.

>2.1 billion smartphones in the world
Yup handhelds sure are out of favor, what the fuck are you smoking op?

If you want actually play games, get a PSP or a Vita that has firmware 3.60 or older, so you can mod for emulators and piracy.
If you just want pass time just install emulators in your phone.

The build quality is totally fucking shit compared to brand controllers. I've tested some.

>touchscreen-only
>handheld game console
no.

>not only playing games with touchscreen controls
underage/machild

I have this but every time I use it, the anti-game police show up and smack it out of my hand. Have literally bought 15 of these, same shit every time.

Anyway before you type out some fake response on why this won't work, let me beat you to the punch and say that insisting you have to have a gaming device with built in buttons is the neo version of pining for dumbphones not for a false sense of security but for being that shit who can't figure out the lock screen isn't the phone dialer

>I love my shitty imput lag.

>not playing games using your phone's physical keyboard

virgin detected

ebin

you're just making up fake excuses so you can pretend to be a special snowflake when you just won't admit you're stuck in 2006

It's bluetooth which is specifically designed to have less bandwidth but quicker response time. If you have this problem, your phone's bluetooth is shit or your rom is fucked. I've used custom roms before that had a problem with bluetooth because they probably didn't use the right driver or just didn't know what they were doing in general. What single player game are you playing on your phone that requires this godly response time you keep pretending to pine for.

How much does that garbage cost? because you can get an used PSP for about 20 bucks on CL.

Also, this

Oh fuck they made one with USB. What now, what shall I ever say now so I don't get it. Oh let me go find the one android phone that doesn't support USB OTG, cool got it, hey guys this thing is a super piece of shit and doesn't work and is a total scam etc.

Funny you mention that project, since it was literally DOA, like your arguments.
Also
>Micro USB
Poorfags gonna poor

Well this is too new I guess I mean it's android and I better not say I'm just scared to death of all that "new" shit oh fuck did you guys hear that? Um... I dunno it's too big and better, than the PSP.

It has to be smaller, slower, and have the PSP logo on it, and be made in 2006, or else I will just disregard.

>2012
>2012
>2012
>two thousand and twelve
>not two thousand and six
I gave up in 2007 oh fuuuuuck hope you didn't hear that either anyway this "2012" bullshit won't work

That's a lot of autism

I dunno this one's pretty close anyone want to help me jack off and make up an excuse as to why this one is unacceptable

I used to have one of these. Also has a resistive touchscreen with a built in stylus caddy and a USB A port. Was a great emulator.

>MUCH
more liek much shit amirite

>new
>new
>NEW
Reeeee-tism

They even make a scam android that looks like a PSP. What now?

What now what?

I love these "need a portable emulator because they don't exist" threads posted every 6-8 days, sometimes it's the PSP, sometimes it's the xperia play. Either way whenever we get this far everyone's already gone and they'll only come back in another 8 days and post it again "looking" for a product that already has existed for half a decade. Every board has shits that think they're clever for finding this made up need that nobody can satisfy but Sup Forums is so entertaining because some chinese company will actually have made it. My other favorite board that does this is /vr/ with doom wads, it's always "why are there no wads that do X", and one was made 10 years ago and even shows up in a google search, then it's just silence when you post it, they'll wait 2 days to come back and post "WHY ARE THERE NO WADS THAT DO X" again. Anyway see you guys next thread after you log into your router and block aliexpress, ebay, dx, gearbest and everyone else who sells it so you can become the modern version of that myth that indians couldn't see approaching ships and pilgrims just popped into existence on the shore

That's a lot of autism

Please take your console war bullshit back to Sup Forums and never return.

>My other favorite board that does this is /vr/

Autismo pls go

This. We argue about Android and Apple here.

>input lag
Does the ps3 controller suffer of this too or only cheap chink shit?

All of them, due to BT connection itself
DS3 and DS4 are somewhat ok tho, due to EDR support.

it's called a smartphone you fucking mong

No it's not

>What is the nintendo switch?
>What are phones?
Why the hell would anybody make a handheld when phones exist? Better off just trying to make a controller for them.

Are we just ignoring the GPD Win now?

> 3DS sized
> Steam
> Every emulator ever

I just want a new Xperia Play and Sony to port games to android.
>android 8
>6+GB RAM
>s835
>built-in controller

Other than that, GPD WIN 2 seems promising.

>slow bulky overheating buggy piece of shit
How the fuck does that answer any of the OP's questions?

Is there anything like this but newer?

>slow
It's Core2 Duo performance in the palm of your hand

These always look so comfy, One day I will waste $500 on it, play on it once and then put it away

There is this gcw-zero.com/ I wanted to buy one back when it came out but I never ended up going for it.

whats battery life like

There's the Caanoo, I believe it's a bit newer. I've had both, they're neat little machines

>12 year old performance in 2017
No really, fuck off.

>12 year old desktop performance in a battery powered handheld
No, you fuck off. Retarded twat.

Still not impressed, definitely not $650 impressed.

It's ~$300 and performs better than your shitty cellphone. I don't care if it impresses you or not, I just want you to quit shitting up the thread with your retardation.

>spends $300 on 12 year old performance
>has the gall to call anyone else retarded
ok

I have one of these for GBA emulation on my phone. Lag isnt too bad and I actually have it hooked up in my keyring.

Again, 12 year old desktop performance in a handheld. Now if I said it performs as well as a 12 year old handheld, a more apples to apples comparison, you'd have a point.

Ah damn, not fast enough for PS1 emulation.

durr

It should be. I've played PS1 games on the Dingoo A320 and I'm almost positive the Caanoo's more powerful.

>shitty nigrigged solution #23218
I'll pass

What games?

Just get a PSP/Vita for PSX (PSP if you want better battery life, PS Vita if you want better performance/screen)

Yeah, that's the original plan. Was just wondering if there are any newer and smaller ones.

Spyro's the only one I remember playing but I'd imagine I played LSD and Pro Skater as well

GPD Win?
Look it up.

>overheating
Source? Non-backer units please.

>12 year old performance
A desktop computer from 12 years ago that has a 8 hour battery life, fits in your pocket, has a build in controller, is comfortable to thumb type on and has a high DPI IPS touchscreen, costing 300€.
With wifi, bluetooth, usb 3.0 and usb-c.

Performance wise it's more of a 2007 C2D, so barely 11 years.

I have a PSP, it was my first porn watching device

What version of android is that?

Will you guys believe me if I told you I've dreamed of the PSP design before it was made?
Though the shape was more like DS4 with screen instead of the touchpad

Yes, because the most important thing for a portable device is to be fanless.

You and about 50 million other people

Before the GBC came out.

Damn that was a comfy fucking handheld.

Them old gamepark consoles were "decent", but PSP was superior

PSP runs PS1 titles remarkably well with the exception of FFIX

3DS runs GBA and DS titles natively

PS Vita would be a really good option though it relies on a lot of PSP software too and it's still expensive for what it offers

Phones need an external gamepad and decent battery, otherwise they do pretty ok

I had a caanoo. It was not that good at SNES emulation, for instance, and I didn't dig the screen. Aside from that it was good, but it should have been 100 bucks or so.

I also had a Wiz and it had an excellent amoled screen and a good size, but shitty controls. And a similar hardware to the caanoo so, also shit for SNES.

I drew a console similar to the DS back in 2001.

Still got my fat PSP that I use every now and then for emulation. Love that thing, some games even work reasonably well on dosbox

>natively
it's an emulator, m8

>12 year old performance
Are you complaining that your TI-84 is only as capable as a mainframe computer from decades ago? Are you the type of retard that expects newer i3 processors to outperform older i7 processors?

I have a modded PSP and love it, but I'm still waiting for GPDs to get cheaper

No it's not. GBA on O3DS doesn't use an emulator at all. It has the hardware for it. There are GBA emulators for 3DS, but when you run a virtual console GBA title on 3DS you're doing the same as if you used a GBA cartridge on a DS Lite.

There's the GPD win. It's pretty cool. Are they reliable though? I'm unsure about that.

You're a pleb. GBA emulation on the PSP sucks, you're just too dumb to see all the frameskipping.

>you will never be dumb enough to not notice tearing/frameskipping/differences between 30 and 60fps

why even live

>GBA emulation on the PSP sucks
Prove it.