Itt: We are all on a plane
Itt: We are all on a plane
I don't want to die
may i have some shampange please
*Hyperventilates*
*farts*
Everyone would be silent and browse mobilechan.
Then there would be that Greek guy..
Is the pilot German and/or is the Airline Malaysian?
Oh shit its a jew, (I hope he doesnt do another zionist attack like 9/11)
who the fuck did fart!?American!?
Hope I get to sit next to a cute boy
I am Greek.
TELL ME ABOUT LE BANE XDDDD
The pilot can be anybody
ALLAHU AKBAR
Oh shit did you guys just see that outside?!?
Nope how about a pepsi?
OI LASS CAN WE GET SOME MORE BEERS HERE
LADS ON TOUR WAHEEEY
LOOK A BIRD
*steals your wallet*
Hey i think my screen is broken
holy shit that fat american guy keep farting and burping, absolutely disgusting
*hits blunt*
dude that's crazy..
*sleeps*
I dont see anything
time to sleeb :DDD see you at arrival :D
I'm the pilot
Uh oh
Can we fly it into the world trade center?
I always wanted to visit american malls
Sure, that's our next stop :)
THERE
WERE
FIFTEEN GERMAN BOMBERS IN THE AIR (IN THE AIR)
THERE WERE FIFTEEN GERMAN BOMBERS IN THE AIR
THERE WERE FIFTEEN GERMAN BOMBERS
FIFTEEN GERMAN BOMBERS
FIFTEEN GERMAN BOMBERS IN THE AIR (IN THE AIR)
AND THE R A F OF LINCOLN SHOT THEM DOWN
(SHOT THEM DOWN)
AND THE R A F OF LINCOLN SHOT THEM DOWN
(SHOT THEM DOWN)
AND THE R A F OF LINCOLN
R A F OF LINCOLN
R A F OF LINCOLN SHOT THEM DOWN
THERE WERE FOURTEEN GERMAN BOMBERS IN THE AIR
THERES A BOMB ON THIS fucking PLANE
Inshallah, my friend
*Ejaculates*
Salam alaykum brothers
Wanna help drive this plane toward the WTC?
Airbus the best bus
By any means don't let germans go into the cabin
PLANE?
Guys anyone got the date today?
10/8/2016
We have 1 day and a month to reach our destination.
**bzzz*
this is your captain speaking, we are now flying over the Atlantic Ocean, the temperature outside is a cozy 27 degrees and the sky is clear
We should arrive to the airport in 30 minutes, with a total delay of just about 7 minutes
SwissAir wishes you a pleasant journey and a nice continuation
*bzzz*
>Welcome aboard American Airlines Flight 11 from Logan to Los Angeles.
You know if they allowed guns on planes, we wouldn't have no terrorist problems.
And one day we will die
And our ashes will fly
From the aeroplane over the sea
*Farts*
>cozy 27 degrees
That's below freezing. Doesn't sound cozy to me.
Zis water is too cold, S'IL VOUS PLAIT
*raise a finger*
*opens the window*
*closes window*
haha, well meme'd :^)
i'm seated in an emergency exit and would be unable or unwilling to perform the duties
>Flight attendant, would you please reseat me.
*speaks in russian to rude estonian*
>ARGENTINA
>WHITE
*speaking to flight attendant*
Would you please go and check if the passengers are alright and need anything?
[looking for someone to be flight attendant]
The flight plan I just filed with the agency lists me, my men, Dr. Pavel here, but only one of you
Actually flying to Munich today for a vacation
Tips on what to do?
THE FLIGHT PLAN INCLUDES ME, MYMEN, DR PAVELER, AND ONLY >ONE< OF YOU
*opens door*
FIRST ONE TO TALK GETS TO STAY ON MY AIRCRAFT
TELL ME ABOUT BANE
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?
...
*explains to my Belorussian friend that opening a window at such a high altitude may result in depressurization*
*don't understand anything*
*tries to tell estonian about some strange armed man and a BIG GUY in some kind of the mask who causes urge to run away in me*
"What's this string",pulls said string, inflatable raft blows up in cabin. "Oh that's what it was"
ohhh, mr. passenger, would you pleeaase keep the windows closed, for me? I wouldn't want you to kill us all
Oh, looks that cute jap, hope that he sit at my side :3
How the fuck did I end up on a plane ?!
*sigh. unzips vodka*
*notices BIG guy*
*heart rate increases*
*hides behind inflated raft inside the cabin with New Sealand*
ahh yes your place is there, C27, next to C28
I'm sorry sir, I don't know how you got that here but it is not allowed to keep bottles on the plane, I'll have to confiscate it
Please, please, calm down
*deflates raft*
Shit, snek on plane now.
Will u be superpower by 2025?
No vodka and no raft
*squating in rage*
Captain, the indian passenger is defecating in the economy class aisle
are they all looking at me because I'm muslim??
Here I have some vodka
*gives vodka*
hue hue hue.
KEK.
Why would you even say that ?
Anyone want to join the mile high club ;) xoxoxox
CRASHING THIS PLANE
"what!?! Sto- oh you said Economy. just leave him be."
Sorry to bother you, but there seems to be a shirtless out of control Australian man going around threatening everyone and calling them names.
please sit down properly and fasten your seatbelt
Mr. Pajeet I beg you to use the bathroom in case of bodily necessity
Sir, I assure you no one is staring at you, if you could just relax now it would be wonderful, we're going to land soon
>indian vodka
*screams internally*
Hey, im the op. Its going to be a looongg flight ;)
Yes! Oh no, look where'is my parachute!? *opens the door and jump*
Hey i got some follooooowww!!!
*throws potato*
Have you ever fly with Sup Forums airlines?
Этo pyccкaя блин. У нac нeт вoдкy. Здecь пиздeц )
Pajeet isnt even a common name here. Whoever came up with that ?
No, look at me. I am the OP now.
*looks around*
whatever the issue was it must've been solved, the plane is safe and quie-
I don't want to call the security on you mister, please quiet down!
The airport is 5 minutes away, what could go wrong?
*runs to close the door*
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN PLEASE FASTEN YOUR SEATBELTS WE ARE LANDING NOW
*sits calmy*
*catches potato*
*brewing potato vodka*
*sabotages landing gear so I can spend more time on the plane with friends*
*flown.
ALREADY ??
stupid bydlo are throwing potatos over my head
Yes that's Russell Crowe. That's normal for him.
seems more like a school bus trip
Get your snack,beverages and meals
Peanuts are free
*trows pork from the meal at brit*
That wasnt the parachute though.
*steals hamburgers from americans*
*choses 2nd class on purpose to show he is a good leftist*
I kid you not, my parents do this all the time
Always trying to get the cheapest but high-quality things (Aldi, Second Class, Bootleg market, cheap Renaud cars) on everything even though they have largely the means to pay more just to act leftist and working class
To this day I'm still in minor shock when I hear someone choosing first class
Diet coke please
Oh thanks God, can you take care of whoever is throwing potatoes around?
Good job how are we supposed to get down now we don't have infinite fuel
DO WE HAVE A MECHANIC HERE?
Hello where are the sandwiches :DD