What will you do when you get your android gf, Sup Forums?
Things I will do:
>Cook and clean together
>Have her read books for me out loud
>play music for me on musical instruments
>Do our laundry together
>Write computer programs together
>Do gardening
>wireless manage my computer moving files around installing updates just how i like them
>collect the cutest anime images on the internet for me so I have a nice folder
>draw me new anime pics for looking at
>remember things for me since she has perfect recall
>Be my bodyguard
>be my personal fitness trainer
>be my pillow/warmer and love making partner
>Do my taxes
>Drive my car for me if there are not already self driving taxis
>Teach me foreign languages
>I'll hand her stuff I don't want to read and have her memorize it real fast so I can ask her later
>Instead of printing things I will have her hand write them from my words
>Have her amuse me such as singing, juggling, or writing poetry
>Play dress up and choose fashions for her
>Go exploring nature and teach her about the 3d world together
>Plug her brain into my computers pci-e slot to boost my fps
>Plug my phone and laptop into her for charging
>Have her carry heavy things for me
>go snorkling and swimming in the ocean with her and also she's an air tank / human torpedo thingy that people ride on
>explore the depths of our minds in brain meld meditation where our brains are connected together
>crack hashes and stuff and mine bitcoins whenever we need money with her supercomputer brain
>Have her invent recipies for food we like
>Tell me funny stories and jokes
>pull pranks using her ability to throw her voice and make funny noises with her DAC
>Her eyes can project movies on walls so we can watching movies
>train martial arts together for fun
>go hiking in post apocalypse cities and Michigan wilderness
>secrete refrigerated water for me to drink and also can secrete alcohol
>Brush my teeth for me
>Animeddd
btw she has free will and loves me unconditionally anywa