What will you do when you get your android gf, Sup Forums?

What will you do when you get your android gf, Sup Forums?

Things I will do:
>Cook and clean together
>Have her read books for me out loud
>play music for me on musical instruments

>Do our laundry together
>Write computer programs together

>Do gardening
>wireless manage my computer moving files around installing updates just how i like them
>collect the cutest anime images on the internet for me so I have a nice folder
>draw me new anime pics for looking at
>remember things for me since she has perfect recall
>Be my bodyguard
>be my personal fitness trainer
>be my pillow/warmer and love making partner
>Do my taxes
>Drive my car for me if there are not already self driving taxis
>Teach me foreign languages
>I'll hand her stuff I don't want to read and have her memorize it real fast so I can ask her later
>Instead of printing things I will have her hand write them from my words
>Have her amuse me such as singing, juggling, or writing poetry
>Play dress up and choose fashions for her
>Go exploring nature and teach her about the 3d world together
>Plug her brain into my computers pci-e slot to boost my fps
>Plug my phone and laptop into her for charging
>Have her carry heavy things for me
>go snorkling and swimming in the ocean with her and also she's an air tank / human torpedo thingy that people ride on
>explore the depths of our minds in brain meld meditation where our brains are connected together
>crack hashes and stuff and mine bitcoins whenever we need money with her supercomputer brain
>Have her invent recipies for food we like
>Tell me funny stories and jokes
>pull pranks using her ability to throw her voice and make funny noises with her DAC
>Her eyes can project movies on walls so we can watching movies
>train martial arts together for fun
>go hiking in post apocalypse cities and Michigan wilderness
>secrete refrigerated water for me to drink and also can secrete alcohol
>Brush my teeth for me
>Animeddd

btw she has free will and loves me unconditionally anywa

Break her hymen, cum on her face then sell her second-hand to a fag like you

She's way more softer and fluffier than 3d girls look

My ones 3d printed herself so no one else even saw her before you and she's unique

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Make sure to feed her the electrolytes pudding every week to keep her nano assembler stocked up

Why is she so perfect?

>buy cute male robot (they're cheaper)
>dress it up like a girl
>root it and install twink custom rom
>cheap and cost effective robot gf (male)
>pair program in haskell with your qt trap gf (male) sitting on your lap while you touch her no-nos

I'll allow it

>go snorkling and swimming in the ocean with her and also she's an air tank / human torpedo thingy that people ride on

I will command her to go to a public place and stab herself to "death".

How long until this whore gets blacked?

>Get an android gf
>Not be the android

>What will you do when you get your android gf
Hope she doesn't lag.
Surely they'll fix it by then.

>this thread again

Would you let your android gf have some autonomy and pick out her clothes and appearance or would you dress her up yourself?

Only came in because it is 黎狱.

I prefer an iOS gf
iRobot

In the future, there will be an actual thriving community for hobbyist robot sex modifications in much the same way as people enjoy ricing their linux machines in 2017.

so when apple makes the iWaifu is it going to be a gay faggot?

good thread

>"Thriving community"
>lol enjoy your waifu's backdoor being raped by CIA nigger
>"not using a iWaifu"
>"iWaifu are for toddlers, fucking pedo"
>"0.000001 BTC have been added to you shill account"
>"xD nice dubs"