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Cheeky Karen edition

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china

korean pop

anime nonces should be burned alive imo

Keri Sable 2bh lads

Should I watch Kingdom Hearts or is this anime fucking dogshit?
Need help ASAP.

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stop killing the mandem

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Excellent post
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stop shagging the galdem

thats disgusting

>how to make everyone at the beach extremely uncomfortable

youtube.com/watch?v=VqnGG9Es3TE

Australians are such bigots ugh

yeah, you show up
hahahah fucking got you mate

dutty gyal come wine up slow

im so gay its just ridiculous

degeneracy

AUSTRALIA MENTIONED

bit mean

ayo mandem what are you saying ri now?

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Moving to London, sort of nervous ahah

heh, the city will swallow you whole, kid

what do you call a fake noodle?

an impasta

businessinsider.com/ukraine-russia-crimea-war-2016-8?IR=T

We might be going to war lads.

>But when people found the blog, instead of helping me, they punished and mocked me
Such is the life of those (often men) whose life is displayed on the internet.
Speaking rationally here, is it not more likely to follow that there is some inherent shitiness present in all of us, and that each one of us faces hardships that we would not share so easily with others, rather than that you are without fault and the others are just trying to get you?
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You're basing your worldview on what you have been exposed to thus far online, and not with the myriad of adventures you could be having or lives you could be living if you accept that nothing is ever going to be perfect. You only have a limited time here, and wasting it with despair and hate will only make it worse.

Think we should launch a preemptive nuclear strike against Germany lads

over what, ukraine? let pootin have it

Probably will but I want to at least have a stab at living in the big city. Maybe a new me will be baptised in the city lights.

Can any of you bongs confirm this for me

are you proud of yourself?

what do you call cheese by itself?

provalone

that's the city, kid, you either swim like a gyarados, or flounder like a magikarp.

It's too late now anyway, I've committed to the path I'm on.

At the end, be sure to tell everyone the true story, the media always neglects that stuff.

not reading a word of this x

ah yes, oireland is now present

let's now talk about drugs because we think we are cool by doing so

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based leaf

Lads
please
nuke Germany

it's a bit funny 2bh

express.co.uk/news/world/698419/German-family-flees-to-Russia-claim-asylum-Griesbach
>A GERMAN family has fled their homeland and is seeking asylum in Russia after claiming they are no longer safe in their own country.

>Fleeing over the border in their VW camper van the Griesbach family told Vladimir Putin's Government they had escaped the 'German dictatorship' where they could no longer raise their children.

>Carola Griesbach, 51, and her husband Andre, 45, raced the 2,300 kilometres from northern Germany to Moscow's Red Square.

>Mr Griesbach said: "People believe Germany is a democracy but it's not.

>"It's morally corrupt and people don't about anything like punctuality or crime anymore. There is no society.

Our German allies are overrun, their homeland and people cannot be saved.

The only justified option left to us is a merciful and swift death, the UN must pass this resolution to euthenise the Federal Republic of Germany by way of colossal simultaneous nuclear explosion.

post meowers

why are you upset tho?

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garden of england

NUKE
GERMANY

stop fucking yelling

Kek, based Aussies

>New Germany
>Not Ostralia

The letters are real, writing them was basically the first thing Theresa May had to do when she took over as PM. She writes each by hand identically, seals them in private and passes them to military escorts who take them to the subs.

Nobody but her, not even the Queen knows what they say, but in reality it will likely be a descending list of actions

>retaliate in defence of survivors
>seek a functioning allied command to fold into (probably USA, Five Eyes & Commonwealth in descending order or preference)
>if all else fails unleash full MAD retaliation against aggressors until deterrent is expended, then withdraw, surrender and seek protection within any remaining non-aggressor nation
>i only aggressors remain, elect to fight until dead or surrender at your discretion

many people are saying the mandem are hitting up the gyaldem for an extra special night

apparently hillary clinton is at least partly responsible for the arab spring

Just heard there's a 25 year old guy who has inherited 9 billion pounds today, his dad was the Duke of Westminster.

What would you do if you were him? How can people be so lucky?

Feel unusually happy

Must be the drugs

Most of that is tied up in estate, his dad owned about a third of London

I'm getting real fucking scared lads
Nuke them NOW

build a castle somewhere and tell the world to fuck off

WHY CANT I HAVE A FROG ITS ALL I WANT?

It's only too late if you keep telling yourself that bro
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If you are going to go out, at least take a few blairites with you eh?

I'd probably spend most of it on black prostitutes.

Invest, try to manage my estates well, grow the family fortune, marry and breed well.

Secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.

I like saber !

craving dipdab SOOO bad

think im getting withdrawals

would buy half of africa just for shits and gigs

Race mix. Make sure my future lineage is ruined. Spend as much as I can. (Can't spend money when you're dead)

ITS NOT FAIR

i've been watching safari live every day for almost a week. africa is a very interesting place, and many of the animals there are quickly becoming extinct.

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Irish birds = Best birds

only THINKERS are allowed to watch this

if you consider yourself, or have ever been referred to as a dumb cunt, DO NOT watch this video

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wahey cheeky

Wish I was a designer baby 2bh

Robots won't take over the works designer babies will

nice frog

...not!

CRISPR

I am trans, OK?

That aspect of me is not up for debate.

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how can i occupy a few hours before i go to bed

reminds me of a david bowie song desu, cant think of the name

Do a think

/brit/ is so shit during summer. literally summerfags who are off uni, school kindergarten

that's how i spend all my time anyways

lads if one more person call me a summerfag im literally gonna cry

not even joking

If you want actual help honestly go to reddit i dont use it but Sup Forums isnt known for helping people reddit is

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>Be trans
>Don't completely transition for the sake of special attention points
>Purposely damn yourself to a horrible purgatory and be ostracized by everybody for life as a result

Ah yes they simply just don't understand

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lads I'm getting a new bike from insurance since mine got nicked by fucking scousers not sure what frame size to get

you see im 6ft so the recommended frame size is 20 inch, but my armspan is only 5ft 8/9 giving me a negative ape index, therefore I'm not sure if a 18.5 inch frame is more appropriate?

any cycles wana chime in would be much much appreciated

Got 15 xanax 2mg bars for 20 quid street price not bad 2bh not fake either its from my friend who gets them from alphabay

YES IT IS!

I want a frog and I want to name it pepe

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after this it's onto molyneux

*genetically engineers my willy to be swice as long*
ahh lads, have a 4 inch willy now

Think you should consider necking yourself you parasite

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post: ur fave tune

what the hell!
why are you being so hostile

haven't noticed a difference if i'm being honest

Cyclists are a scourge on the human race

>kindergarten
FOY