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God bless

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Going to repeat my question since new thread: Ameribros, how common is people hanging the American flag outside of their homes in your country? Pic related. Is it more common in more patriotic regions/states like the South/Midwest than in libtarded states or are there a shitload of them in every state? Pic related.

second for GOD EMPEROR trump

I want to get higher than God but I have to be at work in an hour

Shitload in every state

At least every other house has one in Ohio

Well god damn, aren't I just a little fucking nutcase.

it's more common in less urban states since more people have houses
no one gets offended by it or anything

2016

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>tfw no Malia Obama gf

Why did people find this picture so funny a hundred years ago

#HighOnLife

So fucking hungry lads

just got a little bit of cum on my shirt. I hope no one notices haha

WOW
O
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I'll take all three thanks

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Friendly reminder that the burning bush Moses encountered was the psychoactive plant know as cannabis. The entire old testament is a prolonged bad trip.

IT'S NOT FAIR

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Is this you?

Think I'll head over to Shake Shack for lunch. I found out you can request a container of peanut butter and when you put it on a burger it's amazing

how police can check that I am an illegal immigrant?

Damn...

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post tunes

All legal immigrants should now the name of every Presidents wife

wtf?? I hate canada now

I need to learn basic Spanish in four months. How would I go about doin. This?

come on boys, we're going on a mind adventure

Қaзaқшa cөйлeйciз бe?

If you really study hard you could get to a very high Spanish level in that amount of time (able to discuss politics, etc.)

shit, I barely even know their names

Martha washington, barbara bush, shillary, michelle obama, Eleanor roosevelt, nancy reagan, Jackie kennedy...

We're full

Wtf I hate Canada now

How would I go about studying?

get out

Ia, soileim.
Is it a joke?

b-but I got nowhere else to go

>happy nigger
What year is this?? Did the time machine work??!

Study it 5 hours every day, that's what you need for 4 moths

Taныcқaнымызғa қyaныштымын!

>Is it a joke?
иә

you're forgetting melania

no joke. I just reported this guy

Google "the US citizenship test"

We're full

Your chances of getting caught are close to zero. The only way you get caught is if someone reports you to immigration. So, so long as you aren't an ass and are a good lover who doesn't make his exes turn evil, you can make it your entire life here without ever getting caught.

Hell, in Texas (I think) there was recently a female valedictorian of a high school that came out publicly as an illegal immigrant during her speech as a stand against Donald Trump. I think they catapulted her back to Mexico.

Qazaqsha qaidan bilesin? :o
holy shit and government really checks illegal immigrants like that?

Please keep this terrible language away from Sup Forums.

But how can I find a job in the US as an illegal, if it's anything more than waiting for someone to pick me up at the Home Depot parking lot I'd need a SS number and all, or not?
How do I get an insurance and so forth

gimme a horror movie recommendation, /cum/

I don not care

Nope. All illegal migrants are just not registered as migrants.
Have you ever legally crossed a border?

Getting so many fucking (You)s on another board

Asuka Langley is my gf. Does that make you jealous?

Rosemary's baby
Jacob's Ladder
Invasion of the body snatchers
Suspiria

every state

probably at least one house per block may have one up at a given time

around patriotic holidays like the 4th of july or memoriap day, nearly every house will have one out

for all the talk about SJWs on Sup Forums, most of our liberals are still patriotic and don't attack it at "fascist nationalism" like mainstream liberalism does in some european countries

[insert gif of merkel swiping german flag from dude at rally]

No, usually there's no way for the government to check if you're an illegal immigrant, or if they do find out you're an illegal immigrant they don't really care unless you're a criminal. There are many people who were born in Mexico and came over to the US, graduated from high school and college, and even made speeches about how they're an illegal immigrant, but the government won't do anything because there are over 11 million illegal immigrants in the country.

Stranger Things
it's a tv show and not terribly scary but it's good

not really, she's a bitch

whatever faggot, you don't even have a gf

Going to hang myself in the next few hours lads

this thread needs more canada and mexico tbqh

Well that you need either citizenship for or you do what the Russians do - find your group of illegal nationals and pretty much stay within that community. They're not legal but they're very well organized and have constant work for everyone.

Yes
So the main problem of being an illegal immigrant is that its hard to find a work, yes?

...

Selma

blair witch project or some shit

I'll join you m8

you better not

>Qazaqsha qaidan bilesin?
My gf is Kazakh so I've been studying recently

r-rude

hmmm...ok...

I'm going out with myy sis to do fun things. I literally have no friends this is sad

I don't get along with my sister desu

>My gf is Kazakh so I've been studying recently
lol back to /cp/ with you

Oh well

He is sort of people that shame of their own culture and language. They are worse than blind patriots.
Or he is just a russian.

I also have no friends so I just sit in my room haha

The latter.

such a sick choon

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Pidorashka, when will you get out of my country?

I don't go with my sis that often either so the rest of the time I'm alone. lol

It depends. Uneducated illegal immigrants are usually only able to find jobs doing hard outdoor work or at fast food restaurants. College graduates can get regular, high paying jobs because they supply fake IDs or social security numbers, but they still pay taxes and everything. The main thing illegal immigrants can't do is get a US passport, vote, etc. and if they ever commit a crime, there's a risk of deportation.

I don't use interpals. I met her in one of my classes at college.

Гoвopитe co мнoй пo-pyccки )))

Nothing wrong with that. You're lucky to have a good relationship with your sister since many siblings just disregard each others existence.

Holy shit he still makes music? Had one a couple his albums when CDs were still a thing.

*listens to madonna*

We're full

Go move to Canada

>many siblings just disregard each others existence
It's better to ignore each other than to fight constantly

In 12 days.

Not sure, that song is from 2004 and his last official CD release was back in 2009 lol

We're both losers. But she has some friends.

Well I have to go now. bye

And there is no way to army for immigrants?

WOW, I wish wii fit trainer was my MOM

Pyccкий и кaзaхcкий oднoвpeмeннo yчишь? Хapдкopщик.

People who came to the US illegally as a child are allowed to join the military.

>The potential recruits were brought to the U.S. illegally as children. They are protected from deportation under the Obama administration's Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals program. They also receive temporary work permits if they meet certain requirements.

>tfw no canadian sister to go out and have fun

Just kill me already

>cussing on Sup Forums
What are you trying to prove, that you're not a little sissy? You're not doing yourselves any justice

Hy oн жe нe лeнивaя и нaглaя пидopaхa. Oн дaжe yчит язык cвoeй дeвyшки :3
Ooook. So, is there any ways to get citizenship as an illegal? I know a kazakh guy that stayed in US illegally after work&travel, then he somehow joined US army and served in Afghanistan.

>wearing goggles
>while playing volleyball

R A R E
A
R
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IT'S CALLED FREE SPEECH

YOU COMMUNIST FAGGOT

>implying it's not some wierd triathalon
>implying she isnt gonna go for the 100 mile swim after she wins the game