Ulster edition
/brit/
ULSTER IS IRISH
Ulster is Irish and that is the flag of the illegal statelet not Ulster.
that isn't the flag of ulster
do a funny vocaroo ulster
they should make their flag into the shape of that hand so they can slap people with it
>NEET child of britain edition
>ulster-banner_1000.jpg
do a funny vocaroo doomoo
I work at Spoons
AMA
what employee benefits do you get
hate the left
...
hate the right
I work at Forks lmao
20% discount on food off shift at all spoons, 50% on shift
Is it shit brickhouse or brick shithouse?
I work at forks
AMA
brick shithouse
banning all the muslim peers in my torrent client lids do NOT support terrorism
are the people that ID lads that are obviously uni students absolute cunts off their shifts too?
So, how the Brexit has affected your lifestyle /brit/?
fuck sake I made a really obvious typo in that cover letter I sent
agreed.
should be renamed name dropping box ticking trend riding """originals"""
>lgbt flag
>satan trips
good day of olympics lads
i wana fuq rite now
i remember comign home when i was liek 7 and crying that i had no friends
My nephew looks the spitting image of my brother.
Makes me realise that if I ever have a child there's a chance they could look like me. Makes me not want children tbqh
Challenge 21/25 mate look it up
Manager gets pissy at me if I dont ID
would be pretty sick to win a gold medal lads
oh you're one of those cunts
funny how you can always spot the jobsworth wankers before you even order anything
sound lads never ID me at spoons, only the absolute cunts like yourself
if i have kids i will call them rorke for a boy and desu for a girl
no you won't
just stick with your wifes kids then
*outdoes you and knocks you back to silver*
hehe
Literally not at all
Who /USA v Aussie Bball/ here?
>really fancy a drink after a beer outside
>get in and just want to go to bed instead
ulster is the funniest reddit flagger
not in the slightest
only in literal non sports like doing a run or doing a run with a jump
no proper athletes care
M8 just cuz you got a fucking baby face
>rorke for a boy
Good lad
Don't know why but this gimmick always amuses me
Letting agent has invited me out for a drink lads
Not sure what to do, can't get on her wrong side because she's lying to the landlord for me
what in the fuck lads ahahahahahahha
>sound lads never ID me at spoons, only the absolute cunts like yourself
petition.parliament.uk
>My petition:
>To host one parliamentary session dedicated to only slag off The French
>It is detrimental and unhealthy to bottle up your emotions towards the French. A symbolic parliamentary session will serve as a cathartic and philosophical exercise of reflection and self-discovery in expressing British sentiments towards the country of France, its culture(s) and its people.
>There may be one party to optionally stand in as official opposition towards the slagging off of the French (Example: The Scottish National Party) who in turn must counteract the slagging with praise towards the French. Both slaggers and opposition are free to address and refute points presented by both sides should they wish to do so. The lord will act as a moderator for the session to maintain order.
Everytime I say something profound and philosophical all I get in return is a fucking fedora post. If you want a shit thread where the post quality is /s4s/ tier then fedora post away, but I'm trying to salvage what's left of /brit/'s reputation.
Cut myself on rusty metal, cleaned it out straight away and am vaccinated
Can I still get tetanus
lying about what
>21/25
Then why do people clearly approaching 30 still get ID'd? Even seen someone old enough to be my mum get carded before, it's just cuntery
post slags
Shut up nerd
found the absolute fucking cretins that ID people for the fun of it
literally never get ID'd 90% of the time except when slimy jobworth cunt wants to humiliate me for not having a full drivers license
Were brainstorming about what to do this weekend when suddenly, one of the lads picked up a beer and said "I don't know, let's drink about it" with a grin on his face as to say "haha lmao"
Forced a smile but really didn't find it all that funny
Thoughts?
Is this for the gold?
hope we rek u anyway x
Bit concerned at the apparent number of rats in the basement lads.
you including yourself in that?
find it a bit weird how MUH ULSTER cunts use the red hand, the o'neill gaelic nobility symbol, a nobility family that tried to ethnically cleanse ulster scots during the confederate wars
they aren't too bright are they bless them
Except the sterling tanked
I think you'll be fine
One of us is using the living room as a bedroom, the landlord specifically said she didn't want that so I told the letting agent to tell the landlord that me and my mate are a gay couple and we're sharing a room.
Naw, group play
Good luck babe, you're lil white bois are gonna need it ;)
reminder: do NOT engage with, do NOT respond to him
*battery level reaches 10% on phone and it vibrates*
*heart starts racing*
and that has not impacted my life in the slightest
Yes
*does a think*
*has a drink*
Here comes Mrs. Ahmed in her dressing gown
>he doesnt have a full drivers license
counting out her benefits, jumping up and down
I picked up a handle (1.5 L) of New Amsterdam vodka today for $16
Pretty good deal lads
I want to marry a gorgeous, blonde wife
I bet our children will be model material
Shame I'll never find a suitable woman for my seed
bet the bloke who made this image was seething with rage making this
literally never been ID'd
Who /smoker/ here? What's your smoke of choice?
jock pubs rip you right off, don't even pour a full pint but charge you for it
keep trying to get fox to read baneposts and they're not doing it :(
Why do we hate muslims again?
cara 2bh lads
chilly in my room but warm under my duvet
maximum comfy here
Seems like low effort banter, but banter none the less.
any other /druggys/ going to boomtown tomorrow?
rooftops (canadian marlboros)
She loves it in this country, she gets everything for now?
>jock pubs
What are those? Sports bars?
their only redeemable feature is the way they treat benders
Sister's best mate keeps flirting with me but I don't like her like that.
What do
because they're transphobic
it was me
its "for nout"
shag her
cuck your sister
this 2bh
fat yanks, everyone
fat, stupid, pea-brained yanke imbeciles
keke well done. fuck landlords
I mixed my piss with coke and drank it. Now i feel sick, am i going to die?
Essential /brit/kino
literally this