/brit/

Ulster edition

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foxsports.com/olympics/story/you-might-need-to-be-a-genius-to-understand-olympic-sailing-081016
youtube.com/watch?v=l2bPQt55AS4
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ULSTER IS IRISH

Ulster is Irish and that is the flag of the illegal statelet not Ulster.

that isn't the flag of ulster

do a funny vocaroo ulster

they should make their flag into the shape of that hand so they can slap people with it

>NEET child of britain edition

>ulster-banner_1000.jpg

do a funny vocaroo doomoo

I work at Spoons

AMA

what employee benefits do you get

hate the left

...

hate the right

I work at Forks lmao

20% discount on food off shift at all spoons, 50% on shift

Is it shit brickhouse or brick shithouse?

I work at forks

AMA

brick shithouse

banning all the muslim peers in my torrent client lids do NOT support terrorism

are the people that ID lads that are obviously uni students absolute cunts off their shifts too?

So, how the Brexit has affected your lifestyle /brit/?

fuck sake I made a really obvious typo in that cover letter I sent

agreed.

should be renamed name dropping box ticking trend riding """originals"""

>lgbt flag
>satan trips

good day of olympics lads

i wana fuq rite now

i remember comign home when i was liek 7 and crying that i had no friends

My nephew looks the spitting image of my brother.
Makes me realise that if I ever have a child there's a chance they could look like me. Makes me not want children tbqh

Challenge 21/25 mate look it up
Manager gets pissy at me if I dont ID

would be pretty sick to win a gold medal lads

oh you're one of those cunts

funny how you can always spot the jobsworth wankers before you even order anything

sound lads never ID me at spoons, only the absolute cunts like yourself

if i have kids i will call them rorke for a boy and desu for a girl

no you won't

just stick with your wifes kids then

*outdoes you and knocks you back to silver*

hehe

Literally not at all

Who /USA v Aussie Bball/ here?

>really fancy a drink after a beer outside
>get in and just want to go to bed instead

ulster is the funniest reddit flagger

not in the slightest

only in literal non sports like doing a run or doing a run with a jump

no proper athletes care

M8 just cuz you got a fucking baby face

>rorke for a boy
Good lad

Don't know why but this gimmick always amuses me

Letting agent has invited me out for a drink lads

Not sure what to do, can't get on her wrong side because she's lying to the landlord for me

what in the fuck lads ahahahahahahha

>sound lads never ID me at spoons, only the absolute cunts like yourself

petition.parliament.uk/petitions/164569/sponsors/StYFvZ3PoNNTZcE6nK35

>My petition:

>To host one parliamentary session dedicated to only slag off The French

>It is detrimental and unhealthy to bottle up your emotions towards the French. A symbolic parliamentary session will serve as a cathartic and philosophical exercise of reflection and self-discovery in expressing British sentiments towards the country of France, its culture(s) and its people.

>There may be one party to optionally stand in as official opposition towards the slagging off of the French (Example: The Scottish National Party) who in turn must counteract the slagging with praise towards the French. Both slaggers and opposition are free to address and refute points presented by both sides should they wish to do so. The lord will act as a moderator for the session to maintain order.

Everytime I say something profound and philosophical all I get in return is a fucking fedora post. If you want a shit thread where the post quality is /s4s/ tier then fedora post away, but I'm trying to salvage what's left of /brit/'s reputation.

Cut myself on rusty metal, cleaned it out straight away and am vaccinated

Can I still get tetanus

lying about what

>21/25
Then why do people clearly approaching 30 still get ID'd? Even seen someone old enough to be my mum get carded before, it's just cuntery

post slags

Shut up nerd

found the absolute fucking cretins that ID people for the fun of it

literally never get ID'd 90% of the time except when slimy jobworth cunt wants to humiliate me for not having a full drivers license

Were brainstorming about what to do this weekend when suddenly, one of the lads picked up a beer and said "I don't know, let's drink about it" with a grin on his face as to say "haha lmao"

Forced a smile but really didn't find it all that funny

Thoughts?

Is this for the gold?

hope we rek u anyway x

Bit concerned at the apparent number of rats in the basement lads.

you including yourself in that?

find it a bit weird how MUH ULSTER cunts use the red hand, the o'neill gaelic nobility symbol, a nobility family that tried to ethnically cleanse ulster scots during the confederate wars

they aren't too bright are they bless them

Except the sterling tanked

I think you'll be fine

One of us is using the living room as a bedroom, the landlord specifically said she didn't want that so I told the letting agent to tell the landlord that me and my mate are a gay couple and we're sharing a room.

Naw, group play

Good luck babe, you're lil white bois are gonna need it ;)

reminder: do NOT engage with, do NOT respond to him

*battery level reaches 10% on phone and it vibrates*
*heart starts racing*

and that has not impacted my life in the slightest

Yes

*does a think*
*has a drink*

Here comes Mrs. Ahmed in her dressing gown

>he doesnt have a full drivers license

counting out her benefits, jumping up and down

I picked up a handle (1.5 L) of New Amsterdam vodka today for $16

Pretty good deal lads

I want to marry a gorgeous, blonde wife

I bet our children will be model material

Shame I'll never find a suitable woman for my seed

bet the bloke who made this image was seething with rage making this

literally never been ID'd

Who /smoker/ here? What's your smoke of choice?

jock pubs rip you right off, don't even pour a full pint but charge you for it

foxsports.com/olympics/story/you-might-need-to-be-a-genius-to-understand-olympic-sailing-081016

>normies

keep trying to get fox to read baneposts and they're not doing it :(

Why do we hate muslims again?

cara 2bh lads

chilly in my room but warm under my duvet

maximum comfy here

Seems like low effort banter, but banter none the less.

any other /druggys/ going to boomtown tomorrow?

rooftops (canadian marlboros)

She loves it in this country, she gets everything for now?

>jock pubs
What are those? Sports bars?

their only redeemable feature is the way they treat benders

Sister's best mate keeps flirting with me but I don't like her like that.
What do

because they're transphobic

it was me

its "for nout"

shag her

cuck your sister

this 2bh

fat yanks, everyone

fat, stupid, pea-brained yanke imbeciles

keke well done. fuck landlords

I mixed my piss with coke and drank it. Now i feel sick, am i going to die?

Essential /brit/kino

youtube.com/watch?v=l2bPQt55AS4

literally this