How do you cope with the soul crashing reality that you weren't born in Florida?

How do you cope with the soul crashing reality that you weren't born in Florida?

>Floridian using proxy

No one actually wants to live in Florida outside of retirees in gated communities.

Why would U want to

lol wut

>i suffer in Norway
shut up will you

or south/latin americans who move to miami. or white guys who want to fuck women from those places. besides that, florida is a national embarrassment

By realizing that it's a great thing that you weren't born in Florida.

enjoying every minute

wanting to live in flordia

hahahaha

why?

>be born in florida
>be fetal alcohol baby
>get abused by mother, see mother get abused by niggers
>drop out of middle school and start selling prescription opiates you stole from you mama's medicine cabinet
>become homeless by the age of 18
>develop schizophrenia and attack random people
>get shot at by police
>die

why would you ever want to be born there?

I live in Florida, AMA

i heard florida smells funny,is that true?

It's all the cocaine and bug spray

Florida sucks, leaving as soon as I finish college next year.

South Florida resident.

>caring about being born there
Just road trip there whenever you feel like it. The trip is half the fun. Get some buddies, stock up on travel supplies and music then hit the road. You get to see all dat varying geography and varying types of people. Plus all the different climates. Fun fun fun.

Norway is WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY better than that hot and humid nigger shithole

being born in florida would almost be as bad as being born in south america

>my mfw when a norwegian complains about his life near me

>mfw Canadians exist
>they're weebs

i don't have to (⌐■ل͜■)

I rejoice every day

Delete your post.

>florida
>Literally a latin American state
Why would you like to live there, besides it's humid as fuck.