300.000 unsold glasses

>300.000 unsold glasses
>40 million dollars revenue loss
>stocks are 20% down
Where were you when Snapchat was kill?

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Why the fuck would anyone buy those glasses?

>always have my phone with me
>camera app takes 2 seconds to start up
>"but muh glasses take 1.5 seconds"
What were they thinking

Didn't google try this?

wowzers

They're completely irrelevant.

Keep in mind their target demo mostly has iPhones. There's a loooooot of people willing to overspend on junk they don't need

>get offered $5billion from facebook
>turn it down
>blow $50million instead
>company is now only worth $5million

hahahahaha

TBF, Facebook probably would've just killed it off to prevent competition with Messenger.

In the end, they're all garbage and need to die

>They're completely irrelevant.
Google glass = camera + eyewear that failed
Snap spectacles = camera + eyewear that failed

Google glass was actually functional. Spectacle's only functionality is stupid filters.

Fuck, I loved the Google glass concept. I actually felt like something that you could really put some use, not a stupid gimmick.

>TBF, Facebook probably would've just killed it off to prevent competition with Messenger.
FIVE
BILLIONS

I would like a camera on my glasses to take pictures on my trip but those are just fucking ugly and only for snapchat plus the finished picture is round. Really stupid design

>Google glass was actually functional
>I actually felt like something that you could really put some use, not a stupid gimmick.
And it still failed. WTF was snapchat thinking when they made these, and tacked on that price tag?

Not really, they were never released for the general public. people thought that they were creepy because you can't tell when someone is recording you. normalfags all started caring about privacy all of sudden.

My guess is they were relying on people ironically buying them like selfie sticks.

AYYYYYYYYYYYY

I don't think people are actually willing to look this ridiculous.

>WTF was snapchat thinking when they made these, and tacked on that price tag?
they must have thought most of their app's userbase were brainless idiots. I don't really blame them for thinking that. But releasing these glasses shows that Snap Inc. are brainless idiots too.

This guy steps into your gym's locker room while you're changing and touches his glasses, what do you do?

I will fuck his butt as he probably want and while distracted, delete the picture.

I dunno, the same thing if they walked in with their phone and tapped the screen. I don't see the difference, faggots could be taking pictures of me while pretending to text or something too

People already buy and unironically use selfie-sticks. The fact that this failed in 2017 when normies continually buy and fall for dumb meme tech is honestly a miracle

jojo poses

this

CHECKED

>Where were you when Snapchat was kill?
I wasn't anywhere because snapchat isn't kill and you're a dumbass for thinking it.

They could introduce a 0.99$ paywall and people would still use it in droves.

Sorry kiddo, I don't care about your meme machine aspie autism and neither does the rest of society.

I will continue to get smoking nudes from hot girls while showing them my 10" cock, and you fags can sit at your fedorastations installing gentoo for the millionth time while fapping to dogins on your memepad while you wait for your lagdroid to unlock.

>revenue loss
Nice meme

that's not real is it? I'm being memed right

What the fuck is she doing with her tongue, does she have brain damage?

literally no one uses snapchat anymore grampa. are you 30?

wow really makes me think

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>self-destructing content
>it was always about genitals
>genitals and international espionage

well about 300,000 less than they expected.

Frat guys
We're smarter than a couple of frat guys
How do they keep winning?
They can't keep getting away with it

That's actually funny. He'll never be able to see my stand.

>>company is now only worth $5million
which is actually pretty fucking reasonable. How the fuck could Snapchat be worth 5billion?

I don't understand how the hell some of these apps and startup bullshit get such bloated evaluations.

also
>implying Facebook wouldn't have killed snapchat, as it was/is competing with Instagram

>Where were you when Snapchat was kill?
Having some shots of the finest Tennessee whiskey while I laugh my ass off and jump for joy. Fucking normals waste their entire day on that piece of shit platform and I can't wait to see them all crying that their precious time wasting app is killed. Good goddamn riddance.

>300 000 unsold glasses

*fingers crossed* This becomes the ET the extraterrestrial 1980s video game crash moment where they start dumping snapchat glasses at the tip for burriel to be exumed by future retro futurists taking

suck shit with the glasses

that's what they get for making them exclusive pop up vending machine bs

as much as i hate FB i hope they kill off snapchap

Facebook already owns Instagram and they didn't kill that off. They also own Whatsapp and didn't kill that off. What makes you think they would kill off Snapchat?

The difference is that with a phone, there is at least some doubt involved. A phone has a million functionalities, so you can't jump at the guy and accuse him of taking a photo. He would say he was just texting someone or checking his mails or whatever.
With those glasses, the fact that he even walked into the locker rooms with those glasses on, is already very upsetting. It's like walking into the locker rooms with your phone, except youre holding up your phone in front of you, like you're recording people. And how many buttons can that thing have? For all i know, taking photos is the only thing that button is good for.

Have you ever tried to take a photo discreetly? It's basically impossible. You have to hold it at a really awkward and obvious angle and it makes a camera snap sound.

>there are no discreet camera apps

Normies don't use them so I'm not worried.

you don't get the sound if your phone is on silent

Feels good

Google glass had lots of functionality, it was basically a smartphone on your face.
no I am afraid of being caught taking creepshots, i'm already unpopular with women enough

Nobody buy sunglasses in winter. Nobody want people with recording devices in his heads

shoot him in the middle of the forehead at least five consecutive times(depends on what i'm carrying) and then smash his glasses into little tiny pieces, fuck homo faggot

Most "active users" are bots pushing all those generic video-ads of Coca-Cola and McDonald

>It's basically impossible.
It's possible and easy if you try, but it's also kind of unnecessary.
>You have to hold it at a really awkward and obvious angle
Do you think the creepshot-taker cares? They just hold their phone up and try to act normal, pretend to text, and don't make eye contact with you.
And they know exactly you're too much of a bitch to say anything to them, even if you suspect they might be taking a photo of you. Unless they make direct eye contact with you and give you like a creepy smile while they take your photo, you can't be sure if that's what they're really doing.
>and it makes a camera snap sound.
You can disable that. Now you might say normies don't know that. But if someone is going out of their way to take creepshots, then yeah, they will disable that.

>try to decrease volume so camera doesn't make sound
>camera snaps and takes picture when I press volume button
Also in some countries it's required by law that the camera makes a sound and so often it can't be bypassed by volume controls.

>i'm a retard so it's not possible to do it for anyone or any phone

>being this fucking retarded
listen bub just because you have no friends so you mindlessly message @teamsnapchat

I bet your a faggot

>your

>company is now only worth $5million
snapshit is worth way more then 5 billion.

that was a gamble turning down 5b, but it paid off

Their ceo is a dumb shit virgin who married an older cunt who had more dicks in her than snapchat has users.

She'll dump him once snapshit crashes into oblivion.

He should have sold when he had the chance.

>be billionaire
>marry roastie older than you

i thought the whole point of being a billionaire was to fuck 18 year olds till you're like 90 years old

>being an eternal virgin

wahoo! 1up!

Glass is still relevant in enterprise.

who?

>and Jewishly touches his glasses, what do you do?

FTFY

TBF, you'd have FIVE BILLION FUCKING DOLLARS. For five billion dollars Facebook could kill off my fucking grandparents.

man that snapchat guy looks extreamly unhappy what the heck

Oh shit i totally forgot about those glasses

but the founders would've been rich if they sold

>Google glass
Wearable Google now with a camera
>snap testicals
First person gopro without the gopro and stupid time limit

>>get offered $5billion from facebook
>$1b more than Didney paid for star wars
Who the fuck would pay that much for an app used to send nudes, and stupid photos to your friends? How would you even get your money back?

>Nobody wears sunglasses in winter
Have you ever left your hometown?
Snow is brighter than the sun

>Last updated about a year ago
It does make me think
Why don't they update it if they're so successful?

>unsold glasses
never heard of them till now
> publicity publicity publicity publicity publicity
Or you can produce anything and keep it too

he married that whore Miranda Kerr aka Dicaprio and Orlando Bloom's sloppy seconds

>would have killed
oh no i got 5 billion in the bank but i don't get to go to work at snap chat now oughhgh

If they had released a version without a camera, it would have been less of an issue. Or if the camera had to be flipped up somehow.
Having a screen always visable and notifications would have been awesome

>run a startup whose only objective is to get the biggest possible valuation and sell before someone realises their entire business model is based on losing money until someone buys it for a few billion dollars due to hype
>get offer for $5billion
>turn it down
>keep bleeding money
>eventually bankrupt yourself
>kill yourself a few years later because you threw away billions of dollars for nothing

By selling the nudes obviously.

data mining

>implying she wasn't a legit escort

Jesus I haven't heard about this until now. Snapchat fails in marketing

A $0.99 paywall wouldn't get them anywhere close to FIVE BILLION DOLLARS

>snow is brighter than the sun

I'm sorry, WHAT?

snow reflects sun pretty well is what I'm guessing he is trying to say

Not on Android One phones.

When there is snow or water, your eye will receive more sun light than normal days, as usually the light would be absorbed by the ground, and now being reflected towards your eyes.

Snapchat didn't fail because of these glasses, they failed because Instagram implemented stories and it doesn't run like shit on Android devices. Plus everyone and their mothers are already on Instagram.

M8 it makes it brighter than usual since it's everywhere versus just not looking at the sun

why do u retards whine about privacy and being afraid of filmed in gym changing area when 1080p spy glasses exist for fraction of a cost.

STFU retards and KYS.

i will film you and share it to your family just to troll u and u wont even know it. good luck im behind seven proxies. GET FUCKED.

my family has all seen me naked. I'm not ashamed of my body. I will rape you in the ass and send it to your friends so they can see you get fucked from your perspective.

so ur a mental retard after all?

thats the point, u never see me coming.
the whole world will see how small ur dick is and theres nothing u can do bout it.

get fucked.

My question is why the fuck did they not do livestreaming? I thought they were going to go that direction when they released them

When will I be able to buy one for cheap and use it to record videos longer than 15 seconds without the dumb snapshit app?

There's an app for that.

wait did snapchat invest a shit ton of money into snapchat camera glasses? lmao

>10" cock

Yeah user, I'm certain your micropenis is that big.

If a micropenis is 10" would it still be a micropenis?

He probably meant to say it's the same size as a 10" tall rooster has. Grammar is hard.

I want to cum on her freckles