Lunar edition
/brit/
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bussy
FOY
the orthodox church is beautiful x
I like this
Look at my succulents
Catholicism is the aristocracy of the soul
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THICC
They look quite succulent
Protestantism is for democrats and plebes
Fuck off Mick
can fall asleep really quickly if there's a background noise going on
like in a classroom, or a fan blowing
wonder why
met my doppelganger today
he's a bit of a cunt
dumb frogposter
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They are
Working on this ficus bonsai too but I'm not sure how I should prune...
having a splash
thic plant
doing my best
I have a bonzai too, unfortunately it seems to do better outside than inside.
Yeah some are better outside
This is actually my first bonsai project, requires a lot more attention than succulents. That one looks great, I'd really like a Chinese elm or just anything with small leaves.
got a normal penis
6 inches long, uncircumcised, slightly upward curved, no real defining characteristics
I want one that doesn't require too much sunlight so I can keep it indoors.
Hmm
Might give it a suck
>It's another thainonce starts /brit/ off with the same image thread
I just don't get this gimmick at all
an addendum to this:
my pubes are lighter coloured than my head hair which i'm told (from thailad himself no less) is something of an anomaly
I have a coconut palm bonsai
ask a trashed British man anything
why don't you clean yourself up?
Because it's half five and my gf Is waking up in 2 hours
I don't have to clean myself up until she comes homes at 6pm
Lemonade was a popular drink and it still is
my willy is 7" when erect but I'll be lucky if it gets to 3 or 4" when flaccid also my bollocks hang halfway down my thigh which only serves to make my willy look smaller
growers>showers
r u me?
its not bad when I'm warm or relaxed, but if I'm working out/doing physical work it shrinks a lot.
if you're could be a celebrity for a day who would you pick
I'd be Nick Cave, easy
being a grower is the worst kind of hell
interesting choice
i'd be kurt cobain
Nah
I have I'm a grower and I have a friend that's a shower
I'm bigger than he is erect
t. fucked him for a laugh
una vela....
>I'd be dead
Ah best choice
Well done
can;t exactly just get hard when you want to show off
its especially shit for swimming when the bathing suit sticks to your legs and the water is cold
well presumably you'd want to be nick cave during his heyday in the 90s?
haven't you seen him lately? he looks like a bloodhound
I wasn't being sarcy lad
Being dead would be bang tidy
You're right though, '80s Cave would be best
i don't know what nick cave was doing before the 90s and quite frankly i dont care
holy shit, he is so based!!!!
youtube.com
Being australian
Yank politics are terribly boring 2bqh
it is entertaining
trump is talking about beating women lads
should I piss out my flat window
or go to the bog
decisions decisions
he wants to make the army great again too!!!
piss out your flat window mate
did it
felt liberating desu
who wants to suck my willy raise your hand
*raises left paw*
i want to eat pussy :(
how much are you going to chip in for the wall?
The Spic wants to eat pussy...
You are what you eat LOL
fuck off thailad
pirate scumbag
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>thainonce is here
my cue to leave
thailad is probably one of those really black niggers like coal and has jaundice and really white teeth lmao
hahahaha thai chicANO is receiving bullying on here xD
en.wikipedia.org
found a place to do myself in lads
Look how wound up you get
now he is posting trannies hahahahaa
Really don't want to go to work today desu.
won't get none of you CDs back
1) Why lad? There are things to live for.
2) It says they installed suicide nets to catch jumpers.
doing a shite
what have we done maggie what have we done
what have we done to england
should we shout should we scream
"what happened to the post war dream?"
oh maggie maggie what have we done?
going to jump off the top of my flat
Is yours darker than the rest of you? I have a black man's cock. Mine is average length (6 to 6.25") but fairly girthy (5.75-6.25")
i think they just have the 3m barriers desu but they are pretty easy to get past if you have a brain
snapped a cheeky piccie lads
where does it say nets? i ctrl f'd the page and you're full of shit
mexico's soccer team was eliminated of rio 2016 by worst korea :c
I was a Janitor
Along the Sup Forums boards I did ride
with banhammer and hotpockets by my side
many a young lad lost their posts to my trade
many a poster shed his tears when my bans were laid
the bastards never payed me for an hour in that dive
But I am still alive
>duvet bunching inside covers
>cover around my shoulders/upper torso has no duvet in it
>fucking freezing
RRRREEEEEEEEEEE, why don't the corners of the duvet clip to the inside corners of a duvet cover? I'm going on Dragon's Den, fuck this.
reeeeeeeeeeeee
why do you want to kill yourself, Brislad?
My work colleague isn't talking to me because a mutual colleague tried to set us up and I don't know what I did wrong and why things are so awkward now. I have to share an office with her today and I'm not looking forward to the awkwardness.
USA got on the moon first btw
Just a reminder
ignore this stupid drama
makes women really mad when you don't play along with their inane games and eventually they get over it.
>the moon landings
>real
right bud
now tell me the earth isn't hollow
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
facebookd0tcom
the earth is FLAT
FLAT i say
why because i'm severely mentally ill of course
Moon landings weren't that impressive 2bqh. A symbolic victory over the USSR maybe but nothing particularly great
More hungry than usual tbqh, might have eggs on toast for breakfast.
>flat
imagine morons like you existing
the Earth is a hollow sphere
haha nah youre fine
*pulls out 3 pints of freezing cold beer from behind me*
well what do we have here
>There are Americans alive right now that unironically believe their country won the space race
speaking of moon landings
auslads, you know that guy from the youi adverts? did you know he was in this film? imdb.com
USSR landed on Venus
Yanks still haven't come close
i also have coeliac disease and can't drink beer