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thainonce
VERY good post
thoughts?
potato famine
Gayness is perfectly acceptable in this day and age
STOP bullying Thailad or i'll turn this thread around and we'll go home
I'll have to consult the Mail on that one.
brewing a poo
good post
good post
*bullies thairunt*
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>stopped posting kpop
UH-UH-ORDAAAAHHHH ORDAHHHHHH
THERE'LL BE NO MORE BULLYING OF THE HONOURABLE GENTLEMEN FOR THAILAND IN THIS THREAD, IS THAT CLEAR?
I'm a cunt lads what do
Need a bf quite badly lads. Or just someone to send cute texts to during the day to keep me going.
Poleaboo?
Thai pop tbqhwyf
youtube.com
Need to tell my boss I'm late because I stayed up watching weightlifting
He's never awake at this time of day.
*and eating pringles.
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gimmick idea: every time thailad posts I kill myself
any of you lads seen that absolutecasuals website? supposed to be a tinder sort of thing for casual sex but i can't figure out of it's real or any good desu. anyone tried it?
hey thailad
is there anyone in thailand named Pu Wank
haha
Farts smell like weed
Why not just use Tinder?
Those websites are usually filled with bots (not that Tinder isn't), men pretending to be women, and obese fuggos
nothing personal kid
just been diagnosed with brum man syndrome lads
Right lads I've narrowed down what pet I want to 2
Which ones?
a snake or a chinchilla
advertising on Pandora and YouTube really bothers me t b h
I don't mind it on the television or in print publications but when I'm trying to listen to music and all of a sudden some moron starts ranting about how he'll take $1000 off MSRP at some car dealership or how I need to drink Miller Lite because it's the original light beer it's quite annoying
Ignore the impersonator, either a cat or a uromastyx
>chipmunk is 6'1
Well he certainly looks like an emaciated runt.
Chinchilla
>uromastyx
autism pet
Get both and you'll end up with a happy snake
always imagined him to be about 5'9
Frog or toad
cba with the complicated women pretending to not want a shag but really do but you have to say the right things. thought something more straightforward might be better desu, if it exists
>tfw 5'4 and built like a ethiopian mud hut
NO THEY ARE NOT
bit judgemental lads, hes quite lanky
>forgot I made myself I cup of tea and now it's cold
Can you get AIDS twice btw?
Kotttttt :3
THAT'S IT, BACK TO WINNIPEG
yes they are
imagine a girl coming over and you getting your your lizards to show her
sure sign of someone still in college and who wears videogame t-shirts they got from HMV with an olive green canvas messenger band with badges attached to it
lol
Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads
>get attention deficit
>get proxy
>post crap in every int/pol thread
>begging for (you)s
here you go mate
That's funny.
What's funnier than this is that he's out there making a fortune, fucking 10/10's left and right, and sipping pina coladas in his massive apartment while you ugly losers post on an imageboard all day and haven't even kissed a girl. I know why you hate him so much. It's because you're all jealous. You all want to be successful, but it won't ever happen in your pathetic lives because you don't have what it takes. Thailad does, and that's why he gets paid the big bucks. Thailad doesn't give a fuck about any of you or about this fucking "haha white man in thailand must be a nonce!" shit (as he just showed) Keep wanking off to pictures of thai girls while they're the ones sucking Thailad off. Go fuck yourselves.
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watching men's gymnastics
seems like it's biased against tall people imo
Daily Dose
adultfriendfinder if they have it for the uk can be good for that once you use it for a while and stop getting bots and benders messaging you
it's almost always milfs who are recently divorced or in an unhappy marriage though
all the girls our age (I'm assuming most of us are in our late teens and 20s here) are on Tinder
yes
Dance, dance, whereever you may be,
I am the lord of the dance said he,
and I'll lead you all, whereever you may be
and I'll lead you all in the dance, said he
>Implying girls dont find lizards cute as fuck
And I am not bringing girls into my fort anyway
>fort
cuckshed more like
You got the fucking hymn wrong mate it starts off
Dance, then, wherever you may be and I'll is just I. Not I will lead you but I lead you all wherever you may be. Sang this enough in school.
here's a tip: they don't
>fort
yeah you're definitely in college
Ah yes very impressive
Cannot stand people from California
t. Arizona user
Fucking bin her
K senpai
Have a pic from my veranda
Beach Boys hit
oh you're all the same
listening to smooth jazz and munching a durrie while sipping sweet tea
Talked to a gorgeous Ukranian girl over skype for an hour last night, 17, ferrari chassis, legs up to her arse.
Had her howling at all my jokes
K Senpai
this
No but seriously you think girls are that judgemental?
If thats the case men can't own a cat because they're to feminine
Can't own fish o hamsters because they are two childish
Can't own lizards or frogs because they are to autistic
Cant own small dogs because they're not cool
What choice do we have? I'm not buying what could possibly be a cool pet because of what a slut might think of it.
>Not picking up on a clear joke
Idiot
china has gone up in my asian tier list desu
Never met a Californian but when I was at college there was some bird from Florida in one of my classes.
She had the most annoying accent I have ever heard
Only yank I've ever met irl
is off-roading popular in the uk?
>sales at Ann Summers
bet she's filth in bed
>olive green canvas messenger band with badges attached to it
Fucking kek, spot on
My sisters owns 3 bearded dragons and shes a Stacy
that was your idea of a joke?
fucking hell lad don't worry about bringing girls back to your gaff
I accidentally cropped off the last line of her bio
>Work so I can go out at the weekends and also for the discounts *winky face*
Came in a 56 year old escorts mouth and she was sick
shouldn't have left that out
in the bin
slept until 10 today hahaha
there are running jokes at uni's here about the yank exchange students. they're the only students known that can be heard from the other side of the library while trying to whisper.
The gf
Implying anyone here gets any action
Nigress Wannabe
pics
FOY
speak for yourself lad
I can believe that.
of my sister or the lizards?
both thanks
«The new Vauxhall Zafira B for £20,995,
now with “auto-combustion” function.»
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
No you don't
this 21 year old lad peaty just won a gold medal and broke a world record has a gf.
what are we doing wrong lads
looks like you're lost
/brit/ is a normie general pls go