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MORNIN' GEORGE edition

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thainonce

VERY good post

thoughts?

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potato famine

Gayness is perfectly acceptable in this day and age

STOP bullying Thailad or i'll turn this thread around and we'll go home

I'll have to consult the Mail on that one.

brewing a poo

good post

good post

*bullies thairunt*

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>stopped posting kpop

UH-UH-ORDAAAAHHHH ORDAHHHHHH
THERE'LL BE NO MORE BULLYING OF THE HONOURABLE GENTLEMEN FOR THAILAND IN THIS THREAD, IS THAT CLEAR?

I'm a cunt lads what do

Need a bf quite badly lads. Or just someone to send cute texts to during the day to keep me going.

Poleaboo?

Thai pop tbqhwyf
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Need to tell my boss I'm late because I stayed up watching weightlifting

He's never awake at this time of day.

*and eating pringles.

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gimmick idea: every time thailad posts I kill myself

any of you lads seen that absolutecasuals website? supposed to be a tinder sort of thing for casual sex but i can't figure out of it's real or any good desu. anyone tried it?

hey thailad

is there anyone in thailand named Pu Wank

haha

Farts smell like weed

Why not just use Tinder?

Those websites are usually filled with bots (not that Tinder isn't), men pretending to be women, and obese fuggos

nothing personal kid

just been diagnosed with brum man syndrome lads

Right lads I've narrowed down what pet I want to 2

Which ones?

a snake or a chinchilla

advertising on Pandora and YouTube really bothers me t b h

I don't mind it on the television or in print publications but when I'm trying to listen to music and all of a sudden some moron starts ranting about how he'll take $1000 off MSRP at some car dealership or how I need to drink Miller Lite because it's the original light beer it's quite annoying

Ignore the impersonator, either a cat or a uromastyx

>chipmunk is 6'1

Well he certainly looks like an emaciated runt.

Chinchilla

>uromastyx

autism pet

Get both and you'll end up with a happy snake

always imagined him to be about 5'9

Frog or toad

cba with the complicated women pretending to not want a shag but really do but you have to say the right things. thought something more straightforward might be better desu, if it exists

>tfw 5'4 and built like a ethiopian mud hut

NO THEY ARE NOT

bit judgemental lads, hes quite lanky

>forgot I made myself I cup of tea and now it's cold

Can you get AIDS twice btw?

Kotttttt :3

THAT'S IT, BACK TO WINNIPEG

yes they are

imagine a girl coming over and you getting your your lizards to show her

sure sign of someone still in college and who wears videogame t-shirts they got from HMV with an olive green canvas messenger band with badges attached to it

lol

Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads

>get attention deficit
>get proxy
>post crap in every int/pol thread
>begging for (you)s

here you go mate

That's funny.

What's funnier than this is that he's out there making a fortune, fucking 10/10's left and right, and sipping pina coladas in his massive apartment while you ugly losers post on an imageboard all day and haven't even kissed a girl. I know why you hate him so much. It's because you're all jealous. You all want to be successful, but it won't ever happen in your pathetic lives because you don't have what it takes. Thailad does, and that's why he gets paid the big bucks. Thailad doesn't give a fuck about any of you or about this fucking "haha white man in thailand must be a nonce!" shit (as he just showed) Keep wanking off to pictures of thai girls while they're the ones sucking Thailad off. Go fuck yourselves.

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watching men's gymnastics

seems like it's biased against tall people imo

Daily Dose

adultfriendfinder if they have it for the uk can be good for that once you use it for a while and stop getting bots and benders messaging you

it's almost always milfs who are recently divorced or in an unhappy marriage though
all the girls our age (I'm assuming most of us are in our late teens and 20s here) are on Tinder

yes

Dance, dance, whereever you may be,
I am the lord of the dance said he,
and I'll lead you all, whereever you may be
and I'll lead you all in the dance, said he

>Implying girls dont find lizards cute as fuck

And I am not bringing girls into my fort anyway

>fort

cuckshed more like

You got the fucking hymn wrong mate it starts off

Dance, then, wherever you may be and I'll is just I. Not I will lead you but I lead you all wherever you may be. Sang this enough in school.

here's a tip: they don't

>fort

yeah you're definitely in college

Ah yes very impressive

Cannot stand people from California

t. Arizona user

Fucking bin her

K senpai

Have a pic from my veranda

Beach Boys hit

oh you're all the same

listening to smooth jazz and munching a durrie while sipping sweet tea

Talked to a gorgeous Ukranian girl over skype for an hour last night, 17, ferrari chassis, legs up to her arse.

Had her howling at all my jokes

K Senpai

this

No but seriously you think girls are that judgemental?

If thats the case men can't own a cat because they're to feminine
Can't own fish o hamsters because they are two childish
Can't own lizards or frogs because they are to autistic
Cant own small dogs because they're not cool
What choice do we have? I'm not buying what could possibly be a cool pet because of what a slut might think of it.

>Not picking up on a clear joke
Idiot

china has gone up in my asian tier list desu

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Never met a Californian but when I was at college there was some bird from Florida in one of my classes.
She had the most annoying accent I have ever heard

Only yank I've ever met irl

is off-roading popular in the uk?

>sales at Ann Summers

bet she's filth in bed

>olive green canvas messenger band with badges attached to it

Fucking kek, spot on

My sisters owns 3 bearded dragons and shes a Stacy

that was your idea of a joke?

fucking hell lad don't worry about bringing girls back to your gaff

I accidentally cropped off the last line of her bio
>Work so I can go out at the weekends and also for the discounts *winky face*

Came in a 56 year old escorts mouth and she was sick

shouldn't have left that out

in the bin

slept until 10 today hahaha

there are running jokes at uni's here about the yank exchange students. they're the only students known that can be heard from the other side of the library while trying to whisper.

The gf

Implying anyone here gets any action

Nigress Wannabe

pics

FOY

speak for yourself lad

I can believe that.

of my sister or the lizards?

both thanks

«The new Vauxhall Zafira B for £20,995,
now with “auto-combustion” function.»

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

No you don't

this 21 year old lad peaty just won a gold medal and broke a world record has a gf.

what are we doing wrong lads

looks like you're lost

/brit/ is a normie general pls go