You are now the absolute ruler of your nation

You are now the absolute ruler of your nation.
Wat do?

I would execute degenerated and lazy people.
Criminals, people who spit and throw their trash on the ground, people who lay their feet on seats in public transport, etc.
My vasalls would patroulling the streets and execute them in public. This is what you deserve for bad behaviour.

Invite a million refugees.

Hunt down and shoot all fascists.

Blitzkrieg Liechtenstein

Holocaust 2.0 Electric Boogaloo

Kill all Kashmiris.
Kill majority of central and North india. Kill a few south Indians.
Give more funds to north Eastern states.
Abolish religion and caste based reservation
Compulsory etiquette training for anyone migrating to western countries.
Kill/deport all illegal bangaldeshi leeches

Order the USA to adopt the Queen, join the commonwealth and adopt the pound

Then I try to influence the UK into making an Anglo Union of UK, USA, Canada, Australia, and NZ

Quebec would have to go

Invade Slovakia.

Restore the empire

You have to go back.

Kill all non Lithuanians

I've never been to the UK

I'm just a britboo

wrangle up like cattle and deport all illegal bangladesh, nepal and indos by making them swim back to where they came from, literally. just navy forces along the way to see them get tired and drown one by one and become fish food

You have to go back.

Execute all commies and create Hong Kong 2.0.

Resign

Annex Sweden and change the name of the country to Benis.

Make prostitution legal
weed legal. most drugs as well
make new years eve national orgy in the street, as long as you have std documentation.

get high and watch the simpsons

>reinstall conscription
>+500% of tax on every foreign made product
>pretend foreigners gave us sanctions
>state subsidies for factories and shit
>blame UK and France for everything. Subsidise ISIS if they wreck their shit
>NO MORE FOREIGNERS ALLOWED. NOT EVEN TOURISTS. HAVING DUAL CITIZENSHIP ITALIAN AND SOMETHING ELSE IS NO LONGER VALID
>make coliseum functional
>all criminals must fight lions. Bare hands. Winners are forgiven every crime. Crimes starting from petty thief up to high treason are sent into the circus. Foreigners go into the circus with a blindfold.
>start building Art Deco everywhere

>negotiate a secret pact with Trump (he'll be the next president) for US of A warheads and weapons
>declare total war on the Chinks
>first strike on Beijing, Shanghai and other strategic locations, disregard any retaliations
>both shitholes completely devastated

We did it leddit! We did the world a favor.

Fucking 10/10 post
Well done Ameranon

Good plan

Daily reminder Südtirol is rightful German clay.

Daily reminder Braunschweig is rightful British clay.

Take back land that was sold to the Chinese
Start up factories and industry
Improve the internet system
Stop paying abos
Stop the boats
Have a wank
Legalise weed and tax the shit out that
Possibly annex New Zealand

Secular Gommunism

This guy is right

Require that all men who own land to carry a six shooter, bring back duels, remove all big government and only have state powers. Then become the Ultimate American Cowboy.

Make Québec great again, deport anglo and all their pets, only allow european french to immigrante with racial certifications, no paper french allowed.

Kill all Terroni, repopulate the South with white Northen Italian men.

Daily reminder Canada is rightful Aboriginal clay.

Lower corporation tax. Lower alcohol tax.
Increase every foreign product tariffs, EU or not.
Make refugee camps into work camps, they will earn their keep with work. Arbeit Macht Frei. After 5 years of work they're free to seek asylum in another country.

Reinstall police outposts even in remote regions, hire more cops.

Make prostitution and weed legal, but only from government monopolies, with high taxation.

Start to transition into another currency, eventually all wages will be required to be paid in it. Euro works, but will be a tourist currency.
With artificially inflated currency, more jobs should return into Finland.

Slightly increase military funding for
>pic related

It's interesting when you have regional flags set up

The same people who post cuck porn and say they watch blacked porn also say they are communists and admire the spanish '''"republic""

Show my dick in all channels.

They should have had a stricter immigration policy

Give every white man a ginger gf

Excellent

Convoke the previous leaders to reinstate them as they are doing a good job and I dont know shit about ruling a nation

Enslave all the previous leaders.

Because of this

>put all South Tyrol German babbles in coliseum. Organise mass Neapolitan migration in Austria and have the swarthest and fattest shit in the streets. Compose personally with the turds "WHERE IS YOUR KAISER NOW?"

Legalize drugs
Legalize heavy and AA weapons for civilian use
Legalize gladiator fights and animal baiting
Viking style thralldom for people who can't pay debts
Reduce taxes
Abolish tarifs
Abolish state currency, private banks can start minting their own
Open border policy

Send everyone who voted remain to education camps. Exterminate those who refuse to comply.

Kick niggers out, Leave EU, Make people exercise more and make closer connections between Finland and Russia.

>Kashmiris
Why dont you like them?

Because they are gibs me dats of the country, both the Hindu and Muslim Kashmiris.

Muslims genocided the Hindus, government retaliated by deploying army to keep the Kashmiri niggers in check. Muslims pull the usual "you are oppressing me" card on the army.

Big burden to the nation, billions of dollars wasted on that ungrateful shithole state. If it wasn't strategically important the government would have just let them rot.

Fuck Kashmir. I have to met a single person from that state that isn't a cry baby bitch

Why not make them an independent bufferstate like Nepal?
Then they cannot whine for gibs because they have to work for them themselves.
The rest gets solved with a high border fence.

But let me guess, nobody of you wants to give it up, so that is imposible.
Maybe im just proposing this because I got a hardon for balkanisation in general.

Ban muslims and open up immigration for Europeans.

Legalize drugs and lower alcohol tax.

It is open

sharia

Nah it's because Pakistan and China will swallow them up thereby leaving the whole of North india open to attack. That's the one and only reason we tolerate Kashmiris. They are niggers if india, they don't work hard and white about discrimination even when there isn't any

Kill all Polentoni, repopulate the North with non-white Southern Italian men.

Open google.com
>how to get rid of corruption without civil war and for free

>and white about discrimination even when there isn't any
>and white about discrimination
I see what you did there you cheeky cunt.

No, like really open it up. Boats and planes filled with Euros

How will you deal with the bodies littering the streets? You can't just leave them there.

This pic should have Québec wearing a little fur hat with a raccoon tail on it.

Legalize cannibalism?

You ever hear of prions? Scary shit

>How will you deal with the bodies littering the streets?
Do you think people would keep their bad behaviour? After one week of executions, nobody would ever dare to spit on the ground again.

>Form a technocratic socialist government
>Begin widespread demolition of shitty suburbs (replace with commie blocks)
>Restore large amount of land to natural state
>Space program x10000
>Create peer to peer global "internet"
>More science stuff etc
>Usher in the Accelerando
>Eventually entire country merges into a single god-like energy being

Congrats, you've got yourself another oppressive reich. We'll be glad to take your intellectual elite again when they flee.

Execute all chavs, pakis and other scum
Only allow immigration from countries that aren't shitholes
Outlaw Islam
Make the NHS great again
Change the government to a technocratic meritocracy

Not really, spitting is disgusting and only done by low life scum

>Make the NHS great again
Ha, good luck!

With all the chavs and pakis dead there will be no one to waste it's resources

Kill vatniks, criminal scum & turbobydlo.
Agreements with EU and USA.

10/10 mah homie

>We'll be glad to take your intellectual elite again when they flee.
You can have the dead bodies of those people who spit on the ground.

The bureaucrats?

This is really funny. Great pic

Didn't say I disagreed with you. Just wondering if the bodies would be left to clutter the street or removed and placed in mass graves. Planning is important.

>We'll be glad to take your intellectual elite again
>take
Do you mean kidnap?

Operation Paperclip. Never forget.
The moon is rightful German clay.

I would hang those bodies at trees to remind people what could happen to them if they behave badly.

But just like I said, this problem would vanish into thin air after the first couple of executions.

Executions would yield a lot of ingredients for hoodoo.

Nah lad, the people who waste the NHS are the underclass runts who get blackout drunk on cheap vodka and have to be rushed to the ER

>hoodoo
Better sacrifice them to the old gods.

>Ban Islam.
>Ban liberalism.
>Round up all Muslims and non europeans and just set them adrift on a huge barge towards the EU
>Annex Northern Ireland
>Round up all unionists and protestants and send them to scotland, tell the brits it is a plantation.
>Leave EU
>Make it law that all apple users are legally retarded and have to wear apple shaped badges dictating so.
>Make a law declaring the dark knight trilogy are bad and disagreeing is a jail sentence
>Build giant lord of the rings styled tower/citadel in the middle of the country.
>Sit on a gold throne all day waiting until Ireland tanks and the people rebel or get invaded by the EU or USA.

Torture all the commies to death while livestreaming it.
Cleanse the whole city of Stockholm.
Fuck cute girls.

There have always been white and native american hoodooers too you bastard.

Get rid of femenism/liberalism bullshit
Abolish college kangaroo courts, qoutas, etc.
Get rid of the rape shield law
All wellfare leeches won't get any anymore, the money they've gotten will have to be paid back and/or somehow redistributed to those that need it
All Illegal immigrants who haven't bothered or won't bother to be naturalized will be deported, those going through the process/doing things correctly will be allowed to stay
Fix our military/Immediately (not in 2018 or whenever it was said they were going to do it) make women eligible for the draft/fix lowered standards,
Fix education/common core/standardized testing
Anyone in this country falsely accused of a crime and imprisoned will be immediately released and have their record wiped if it has to be they will also receive compensation,job help whatever they need to get their lives back. Any one one who falsely accused those people or anyone else will immediately be imprisoned to serve the the former falsely accused sentence and may even have time added
Do a whole bunch of other shit to fix this country and trun it into a meritocracy

Not bad desu

>ban everything commie related
>invest heavily on defence and border control
>clear all favelas from drug and then destroy it
>put all of them in Commieblocks
>gibsmedats only for people who work and they have to prove it
>no refugees, no matter where they come from
>use all the resources and develop the country massively(fuck the ones who cry about >muh amazon, it's fucking ours)
>get rid of Venezuela, Bolivia and every other commie aligned country in the americas
>Guns are free, but the person must do some tests before acquiring them.
>corruption goes from giving all your stuff to the govt to life in prison
>death penalty
>develop other parts of the country, not only the Southeast
>invest on other forms of energy, which is something is already happening

>tell everyone to chill the fuck out
>fix the roads
>get rid of common core
>execute every corrupt politician (probably run out of people to help me rule the country)
>drug tests for welfare (I don't give a fuck how humiliated you are)
>churches and businesses can refuse service in relation to gay marriage (cuz fuck you that's why)
>instill mandatory death penalty nation wide for everything from rape on upwards.

build wall

>turning Czechia into Somalia.
Good plan m8

>make immigration laws extremely hard
>deport all illegals
>repeal NAFTA so mexicans will be more likely to go back
>ban birthright citizenship
>pass tons of labor protections since we have fucking none
>pass single payer healthcare
>pass mandatory paid parental leave and vacation time and sick days
>massive green energy push
>ban money from politics and ban lobbying groups
>uproot finance and bring back manufacturing

Launch Nukes to every nation except Australia so that the world as we know it can effectively end.
They'll survive it no matter how many is thrown at them so no point wasting any.
I want to leave all I can to the forthcoming wastelanders that will survive the fiery apocalypse.

So, you're like that Bernie fellow who looks like he sleeps in his car?

Who cares about hoodoo? Are you a freak or something? You would probably get executed by my vasalls aswell.
My wish is just to restore some Ordnung and create a society of upright Germans.

Yes for class issues, no for race and immigration issues.

Kek, that sounds like old-style Marxism! Oh well, that's at least better than modern leftism.

>not exclusively nuking Australia so mad max becomes a reality

>execute every corrupt politician (probably run out of people to help me rule the country)
Fuck yeah

This thread has reached the maximum level of autism.

Take Lwów and Wilno back.

>implying mad max isn't a depiction of modern life in Australia

...

Thanks senpai.