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got fired edition

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korean pop

I sure hope Jessica Ennis wins another gold medal so the BBC can write another propaganda article on how great gold postboxes are

*secedes from the union*

Ah yes everything is as expected

We just had a Glaswegian woman become our most sucessful olympic vagina-haver

She's 40,so they can do one on how older women can still succeed at the top level, like how they had that story today proving menopause isn't the end because menopausal whales are still kept alive by their groups

If I win the £33 million on Friday I'm giving 5 million to fund Donald Trump's campaign and another 5 million to help Putin locate Hillary's missing emails, doubles confirm.

nigii

Anime

get coming up

I'm an alien
I'm illegal alien
I'm a polishman in London

But I'm coming back to my paradise in Tuesday

>menopause isn't the end because menopausal whales are still kept alive by their groups

guess it's human nature then

HE'S AT THE TENNIS WATCHING MUZZA!
why the hell is r.i. search throwing back everything Siamese at me?
Name of this one, fuck.

*opens a bag*

Give us one

this is written in English but didn't get a word of it

can you lend me a fiver too?

>Sakigake Otokojuku
Good man, it's on my external, I've been meaning to watch it lately since it looks so fun and hotblooded.

Also, is something wrong with my bowels or something? Whenever I go out drinking I never seem to get a hangover but my stomach acts up, I wonder if the yeast in alcohol or another ingredient causes an inflammation in my stomach.

the GF just sent me this

*points the bag towards you*

baitoey

thailad's new gf supposedly looks like her

Would you lads go here?

phwoar whos whipped their knob out

Sound lad.

*takes a handful*

Probably can, I won ten euros on the Euromillions on Tuesday, was pretty pleased with that, I know a small amount but eh I was happy with the win.

*starts rolling a joint*

*sees you staring at me*

There a ducking problem mate?

kpop

White women belong to the BBC.

*swipes the bag and runs off*

teasting

>ducking

hmmm that camera obscura looks cool

shall give that a look.


alri thanks

talk to ye again

...

*catches up with you*
*heems you*

bloody yanks

anything like this is always 80% fat old men and 20% hog ugly women desu

Oh yes, undeniably.

fucking knob

Literally my second favourite pic

Sure, but I gave up halfway through shaving my pubes so it's all patchy and comically horrible looking though.

*it was a hologram*

gf wants to try anal sex again

i dont want to, the last time we tried i found a piece of sweetcorn under my foreskin after the fact

>watch the amazing atheist
>start getting all the edgy alt right rorke commentators in my suggestions and leafy is here

>Ah yes

Anyone around york wanna meet up for a drink?

>FOR MEN

Why is he so perfect bros?

>BBC are literally not showing the shooting events

Oh no we can't show dangerous problomatic killing machines!!!!!

And people say the BBC aren't left wing cucks.

my spidey senses are tingling lads

Right lads, which book do I read next? Brought a lot with me on holiday and just finished reading a Hungarian novel called Skylark which was pretty damn good, I've got back in the apartment:
The Magic Mountain-Thomas Mann
Parade's End-Ford Maddox Ford
Infinite Jest-David Foster Wallace
Life and Fate-Vassily Grossman
Don Quixote-Miguel de Cervantes

Doubles choose which I read next.

...

have you asked matty?

She's supposed to not eat anything the night before and take an enema.

I thought everyone knew this?

stop

>Right lads, which book do I read next? Brought a lot with me on holiday and just finished reading a Hungarian novel called Skylark which was pretty damn good, I've got back in the apartment:
> The Magic Mountain-Thomas Mann
> Parade's End-Ford Maddox Ford
> Infinite Jest-David Foster Wallace
> Life and Fate-Vassily Grossman
> Don Quixote-Miguel de Cervantes

> Doubles choose which I read next.

>apartment
foy/b

kill yourself

not particularly fond of pakis 2bh

>Infinite Jest-David Foster Wallace

Because it's a never ending joke of a book

need to be a bit pro active and less lazy

>reading
nerd

[counter–attacks with secret weapon]

STARSHIPS

WERE MEANT TO FLY

Don quixote

>Can you actually declare your house a country by writing to the queen or is that just an urban legend?
do what you want, just prepare to get all your utilities cut and/or be evicted

good tune

>Parade's End-Ford Maddox Ford

Because it's a never ending joke

reminds of when family guy was funny

>He didn't like Although of Course you Could end Up Becoming Yourself, A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never do Again or The Pale King

The man wrote some good stuff

that is disgusting, those womens sweaty and hairy muffs are making direct contact with those seats. what the fuck is wrong with people?

>good tune

youtube.com/watch?v=IP0wuwJBdMI

umm sorry i don't think so sweetie xx

don rosa did it first

>Infinite Jest-David Foster Wallace

Because it's a never ending joke of literature

>tfw a pakistani transvestite with a criminal records threatens to bomb your country

wat do?

proofs ???

send this pic to mi6 for the bants

>13 minutes of turbororke opinions about music

yup i'll DEFINITELY be watching this

I'm reading Nostalgia by Cartarescu, bretty good, I recommend it.

If you have not read Blood Meridian yet, you're lucky, a great novel is waiting for you.

>"We'll call you about your application early next week"
>It's thursday late afternoon
>Call them again
>H-Hi you said you'd call me...
>"We'll have a look and get in touch as soon as possible"

Ahh yes, mhmm, SURE you fucking will.

scrooge finds an old royal document that lets him declare the money bin a sovereign country

So no-one told you life was gonna be this way

*clap clap clap clap*

His life's a joke, his dick is broke
His sperm is D-O-A

It's like He's always stuck in tranny gear
Oh, He'll never be a woman in a day
a week, a month, or even 10 years

He'll be Stalking you
(When the HRT starts to pour)
He'll film you having a poo
(Like he has done before)
He'll be there to get you
('Cause you've disrespected him too)

*drinks root beer*

i think i actually need to find a female who I like as an actual person.

shame i can't find one as they're fucking retards.

they're just fuck buckets to me.

Not an argument.

Wonder if anything interesting is happening in Scotland 2bh.

I did, scotland yard though, not MI6, did I fuck up?

>H-Hi.....
>wonders why he didn't get the job

Grow a pair pussy

It's raining right now...not much else

youtube.com/watch?v=q-Y5o0crf7g

was literally about to spend over 100 on fucking BOOKS

good thing i came to my senses and didn't

[roots]

since owning a kindle i havent bought a book in 5 years

how did that happen?

Hmm man bullies child

great video!

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-37047014

me having a mad one on the plane

Serious question lads

I'm going to change my first and middle name.
Would it be weird if I changed my middle name to what my old forename was?

Example, from John Thomas Smith to Charles John Smith

Will normie cunts think that's odd? Sounded like a good idea to me at first but now when I think about it, it's like I'm my own father haha.

>Soini with his fat fucking excuse of an arse present

Disgusting.

THIS /BRITF/

Fuck off, you racist, waffle eating slime

STOP BULLYING

Why are you changing names?

just realized how poor the citizens of the uk are portrayed in the simpsons

okay but you sound like a hipster reditor for arguing this. it's a common/easy idea. inspired many times

>Originally from Scotland

Shocked