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sick of the sight of deliveroo cyclists
me and the lads trying to pull
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has a girl ever tried to pull you lads?
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haha you niggas don't even know
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It'll be stuck in your head for days
T H I C C
i like tipping 2bh, i think it's a good system
this 2bh
yes
ama
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I thought everything was gonna change but it wasn't
Fuck off city boys
he now sees the dark side.
Watch Monkey Dust, fella.
so looong without alcohol now
Yes
Last one that did I said to my mate she looked like a horse and she overheard lmao
How do I attract a man from London? They're aren't many up north.
24/f/Newcastle before anyone asks
>Thicc brown girl
hnnggngh nice one lad
A few times, was too autistic to notice at the time though
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Wew, does anyone here live in Manchester?
Does it really sound that scary?
Yeah once at a house party. Started talking to me and all sorts then kissed me. Kissed her for a bit in an empty room then we went into a bathroom. I think I was meant to make a move or something in the bathroom but didn't know what to do. After like 5 minutes we left the bathroom.
Ultimately some of my lads saw me exit the bathroom with her and I just played it coy and let them think she sucked me off or something so it all worked out OK in the end.
nice false flag you tower hamlets paki
Unironically from London and live in Lancashire
What's the thiccest girl you seen?
>24/f/Newcastle before anyone asks
christ that's a potent rump
>noo
Fuck off proto-Yank
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The dinner lady
Kek what the fuck did you do for 5 minutes that didn't involve your hands all over each other
They kill you in London
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never had any validation that any girl has ever been interested in me in my life
feels bad
ur mum
>be good and consistent tipper
>get served first at a crowded bar every time
neat 2bh
Business idea: Go back in time and invent macro images and emoticons
Mate of mine went on a tinder date with a messed up paki and she spilt her guts to him about her awful childhood last weekend and she leant in to kiss him at the end and he moved back.
Said she was really embarrassed and he blamed me due to the constant paki bashing we've been doing recently
Her chebs look like Maltesers
NEED to like a belly button
@No. 63337933
Jayzus, dey jress jus' like dare owt-a Mullingaaarr
>24/f/Newcastle before anyone asks
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFfff
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I dunno. If I remember right she was less keen on me when we were in the bathroom. Maybe she saw me in the light and realised I'm not actually very attractive.
But I think it was mostly down to me having no game. She was insanely hot as well; most likely the hottest girl I have ever pulled. It was halloween and she was dressed as a cat too.
sounds like a good lad
Thicc qt Indians are so rare
literally never had a problem in any Odeon cinema
>has a girl ever tried to pull you lads?
KNEW this general was full of uggos
Your chebs look like maltesers
Glad that doesn't happen here.
is this ribena after transition?
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would unironically bang
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>moved back
Pretty cold tb︃h.
I'd probably pull a healthy-weight paki if she was well assimilated and didn't smell strongly of curry.
Ribena is never gonna transition no matter how many girl's clothes he wears
no this is
>august 2016
>still no black gf
;_;7
trapped in the closet has me in fucking stitches
why didn't anyone tell me how good this was, r kelly is a legend
accurate
yeah then i ended up staying with her for 2 years despite having nothing in common
Yes, but I wasn't having any of it lad.
don't ever reply to me
Would love to ride the box off that alt right tranny everyone's been going on about recently
What's wrong with his face?
*rapist/nonce
Being surrounded by women at work is hellish, can't take it anymore, their minds are so simple and they find the meaningless minutea of each others dull lives entertaining
>yeah every christmas i used to just go to my mums but now my mum lives near my bfs dad so what we do is go see each of them since my parents split up i don't visit them together anymore and then sometimes we meet my sister in law and my nephew too and my bf wants us to get everyone round at ours but im like no way we're having them all round at the same time i have to see them seperately its too much to entertain that many people i need my own space and my sister in law says shes got no money but bought my nephew a VR headset when he doesnt even have a phone to go with it i might buy him a football shirt this year
stay strong m8
What? I live in the south and and I say new
Vocaroo yourself saying new
ok
Holy shit didn't know she was the dj on non stop pop
this is what work conversations are like lad
tempted to hat this post but I know its true
Any news on the drunk Paddy on vacation?
>stay strong m8
what did he mean by this?
Well done Gypsies!
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get a better job
same fag
just submitted the application for the planning permission permits for a wank scheduled around the 3rd quarter of 2017
I know that feel mate, really want to bugger a nugger
>Being surrounded by women at work is hellish, can't take it anymore, their minds are so simple and they find the meaningless minutea of each others dull lives entertaining
>yeah every christmas i used to just go to my mums but now my mum lives near my bfs dad so what we do is go see each of them since my parents split up i don't visit them together anymore and then sometimes we meet my sister in law and my nephew too and my bf wants us to get everyone round at ours but im like no way we're having them all round at the same time i have to see them seperately its too much to entertain that many people i need my own space and my sister in law says shes got no money but bought my nephew a VR headset when he doesnt even have a phone to go with it i might buy him a football shirt this year
not seen in it fucking years actually, might give it a watch, the recent american dad reminded me of it
adds to his character 2bh
old women at my work drive me mental
least its not some office where its ALL middle age women or something awful like that.
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Yes it's eerie as fuck. I could hear it stood outside my old work which was bang on 2 miles away
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Women are fucking dreadful to work with
discussing the intricacies of the human condition with the lads at work lads
no
you've left it a bit late for that la, processing normally takes 26 months. Schedule for 1st quarter 2018
tbf almost everyone's pronunciation got corrected since then
I say it like "nyoo"
no they don't. they're just businesses. they look to minimise recruitment costs which mostly means out sourcing it to 3rd parties that themselves are looking to minimise costs
they don't need to rule people out that way.
if they get 3000 applications and find the candidate they want at the second application they look at the rest will just get binned without every being seen.
WTF i want to hear this now