Your cunt

>Your cunt
>How do you like your coffee

The way I like my wife's son's biological father

With a splash of irish cream and some ice

half and half with hazelnut syrup

half strong coffee and chicory, half scalded milk

Kek

With milk and lots of sugar

black

Cawfee

Milk no sugar

black

>go somewhere in mountain by motorcycle alone
>arrive a nice place where nobody is there
>take a portable gas burner out from my knapsack, then boil water
>until it gets boiled, grind coffee beans with grinder slowly
>pour hot water to ground coffee
>drink coffee alone in silent

I do this once a month

Do you take your dakimakura with you ?

as black as night
no sugar, that's for pussies

no, I don't do camping there.
After enjoying the coffee, I just return to my house.

are you the foot girl?

I don't drink coffee anymore.

>mfw a grown man tells me he likes creamer

>tfw I will never be able to do this.
>tfw I will never live in a comfy island cunt.

>as black as night
>no sugar, that's for pussies
>>mfw a grown man tells me he likes creamer

he can do that because he's a NEET, Japaneese workers don't have time to breathe

Like burger workers do?

Unless you're a nigger, you're usually spending half your life working and being poor here and trying to get a good job by paying out the ass for college.

>I enjoy semen in my coffee

>drinking the liquid jew

Wait... so you actually have one of those ?

b-but America is more suitable place to do so than Japan. I mean, America has a huge landsize that enables you to go more valuable places.

That depends on where you live. There are no nice places in nature out in the Texan suburbs.

>and paying out the ass for college
education is cheap and good enough in Puerto Rico and other countries though.

Also Japs have to spend much more than half their lives working

Yes. but mine is not the one how you think. no anime girl is printed on it.

what's its purpose?

hugging
what the fuck do you thinks dakis are for?

With pussy juice lmao

Shoving up your pooper

Double doubles. I don't like my coffee tasting like murky water

Why do you want to hug a pillow ?

I thought eating pussy was considered gay in Russia?

With dried and grated spices (kardamon, cinnamon, ginger) and/or some condenced milk.

Sorry I didn't know, I'm not autistic

>I'm not smart enough to google
fixed that for you puerto pobre

hugging pillow makes me fall asleep easily.
Dakimakura is gaining its popularity in Japan slowly.

Is Puerto Rico comfy?

>I give enough of a shit about an autistic pillow to google it when I can ask someone who owns it
calm down Poortugal

Hey, dakimakura itself has a long history, so it was not an anime thing until middle of 2000s.

It's okay as long as no one knows.

wtf this gook derail'd a fine coffee thread with his sex pillow
I hate Japan now

he didn't even talk about dakis
the autistic bisex namefag was the one who brought it up

:*

I don't
Rooibos tea
And adderal to stay awake

d:^(

I sleep with 3 pillows desu, it's comfy

for living, not unless you're already rich when you come here. For tourism and holidays yes, some places

>Quebec

>If Espresso, Drip, or Americano: Black. If Tim's: Double Double. If Latte or cappuccino, with 2 packets of brown sugar in a medium.

Black

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as strong as they can make it

In the summer, black with ice.

Pic related. Proper Portuguese short espresso. It's everywhere and the only coffee we really drink.

All other coffees in Europe suck. Americanos are not worth the water they are ruining.

Turkish coffe is pretty good
nothing sugar ruins it's flavor

i dont

t. tea cuck

Milk, no sugar, no coffee, one teabag.

I like it as is. Adding stuff to mask the coffee flavor is for faggots.

with my gfs tit milk

Ristretto

Milk, 1 sugar.
Though I came to an appreciation for sludgy, bitter Turkish style when I was infantry.

how i dislike my women...black n bitter. esp when they find out i like my women how i like my wine...white n full of alchohol.

Cream, sugar, and cinnamon

Argonia
With milk, without sugar.