What will you do when you get your android gf, Sup Forums?

What will you do when you get your android gf, Sup Forums?

Things I will do:
>sit on my lap and pair program in Haskell and K&R C
>Have her read books for me out loud
>play music for me on musical instruments
>Do our laundry together
>Write computer programs together
>wireless manage my computer moving files around installing updates just how i like them
>collect the cutest anime images on the internet for me so I have a nice folder
>draw me new anime pics for looking at in whatever different styles and cute characters
>remember things for me since she has perfect recall
>Be my bodyguard
>carry heavy things for me
>be my personal fitness trainer
>be my pillow/warmer and love making partner
>Drive my car for me if there are not already self driving taxis
>Instead of printing things I will have her hand write them from my words
>Have her amuse me such as singing, juggling, or writing poetry
>Play dress up and choose fashions for her
>Go exploring nature and teach her about the 3d world together
>Plug her brain into my computers pci-e slot to boost my fps
>Have her carry heavy things for me
>go snorkling and swimming in the ocean with her and also she's an air tank / human torpedo thingy that people ride on
>do meditation and different mind connecting stuff and vr in her brain and things
>Tell me funny stories and jokes
>use her effector to rearrange the atoms in my lipo to make it charged again
>jam botnet devices by emitting miovksy particles
>i dont need to go on the internet anymore because she just tells me information i need in spoken word and i dont need to post on shitty imageboards anymore
>train mma together for fun and sports
>go hiking in post apocalyptic cities and forests
>secrete refrigerated water for me to drink and also can secrete alcohol
>brush our teeths together
>play board games and video games and she lets me win sometimes
>touch her soft skin all the time
>Animedddd

btw she has free will and loves me unconditionally anyway

For me personally

>go on picnics together
>turn the hand crank on an organ grinder so I can have fun music all day long
>take flying lessons so we can flee the country together whenever androids become outlawed
>sing, dance, and put on plays for me
>shitpost for me on Sup Forums all day so I can pursue other hobies

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>carry heavy things for me
>Have her carry heavy things for me
suck a weak virgin pussy, I bet you would get cheated even by a robot.

sudo apt-get install penis

shes a robot she can carry like 800lbs or something you dumbo

can you lift 2,000 lbs of something?

I can probably lift a tonne of feathers

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>implying that has any merit
hurr u so strong lifting 1t of feathers, now try a proper 1 tonne of steel.

1 ton of feathers is heavier cause u have to carry the weight of all those birds who died something something MEMES

I'll fuck her

>put her in chains and fuck her asshole all day

stopp the rediit feather discussion

>program in hasklel
Don't you think you will be too poor to afford a robot?

>fuck
>uh
>that's it


jk

Install Gentoo on her

anally abuse him/her

that's a reddit thing, huh?
sorry didnt know

have a threesome with her and my gf

sodomise it till I drain it's battery

ideally it would:
clean my flat
earn my paycheck
bring me booze
be quiet
be able to lift at least a tonne of feathers

gape it's asshole and put my pee pee in it

spread it's ass cheeks and squeeze my dick in it then creampie her bumbum

grab her hair throw her on the floor then mount and insert my dongle in her steamy ass

I want it to hate me
and then insult me until I finally kill myself

>do our laundry together
unironically this, plus I'll watch her put on all her makeup and shit before we go out

annally assult ass

fill up her rectum with my cream

>btw she has free will and loves me unconditionally anyway
I am unlovable

Not even your mother?

sodomise her till my dick falls off

Penis in vagoo

be quiet

WHY NOT IN THE ASSHOLE WHY NOT IN HER ASSHOLE REEEEEEEEEE

Make her hack your Android gf and take control of her, then target others. Why have one Android gf when I can have a gf botnet?

You're fucking pathetic. No human female would reproduce with you anyway.

Well, yeah, I've noticed that.

anal sex all night every night

why do you make these threads

are you a lonely spammer or is it for the entertainment of your peers, please disclose said community if so on the ghost version of this thread

If something is that advanced its no longer a machine. If those things are possible for a synthetic life form it will have rights and free will. It would be immoral to treat it as a indentured worker.

teach her the joys of having her rectum filled with my seed

That's why they'll be programmed for obedience and loyalty. They'll have full rights & free will but always choose to be subservient to their owner. Problem solved.

anybody want one with a round bum to butt fuck? Or is it just me???

when is liyu going to post her b*tthole

>full rights & free will but always choose to
I don't think you understand what free will means.

Maybe. But it sounds like as much free will as I have. As far as I know, I'll always make the decisions I've made.