What will you do when you get your android gf, Sup Forums?
Things I will do: >sit on my lap and pair program in Haskell and K&R C >Have her read books for me out loud >play music for me on musical instruments >Do our laundry together >Write computer programs together >wireless manage my computer moving files around installing updates just how i like them >collect the cutest anime images on the internet for me so I have a nice folder >draw me new anime pics for looking at in whatever different styles and cute characters >remember things for me since she has perfect recall >Be my bodyguard >carry heavy things for me >be my personal fitness trainer >be my pillow/warmer and love making partner >Drive my car for me if there are not already self driving taxis >Instead of printing things I will have her hand write them from my words >Have her amuse me such as singing, juggling, or writing poetry >Play dress up and choose fashions for her >Go exploring nature and teach her about the 3d world together >Plug her brain into my computers pci-e slot to boost my fps >Have her carry heavy things for me >go snorkling and swimming in the ocean with her and also she's an air tank / human torpedo thingy that people ride on >do meditation and different mind connecting stuff and vr in her brain and things >Tell me funny stories and jokes >use her effector to rearrange the atoms in my lipo to make it charged again >jam botnet devices by emitting miovksy particles >i dont need to go on the internet anymore because she just tells me information i need in spoken word and i dont need to post on shitty imageboards anymore >train mma together for fun and sports >go hiking in post apocalyptic cities and forests >secrete refrigerated water for me to drink and also can secrete alcohol >brush our teeths together >play board games and video games and she lets me win sometimes >touch her soft skin all the time >Animedddd
btw she has free will and loves me unconditionally anyway
Nathaniel Bell
For me personally
>go on picnics together >turn the hand crank on an organ grinder so I can have fun music all day long >take flying lessons so we can flee the country together whenever androids become outlawed >sing, dance, and put on plays for me >shitpost for me on Sup Forums all day so I can pursue other hobies
Thomas James
more replies like this please
Owen Cook
>carry heavy things for me >Have her carry heavy things for me suck a weak virgin pussy, I bet you would get cheated even by a robot.
Jaxson Lee
sudo apt-get install penis
Joseph Ross
shes a robot she can carry like 800lbs or something you dumbo
Jayden Sanders
can you lift 2,000 lbs of something?
Dominic Ross
I can probably lift a tonne of feathers
Brody James
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Mason Jenkins
>implying that has any merit hurr u so strong lifting 1t of feathers, now try a proper 1 tonne of steel.
Brody James
1 ton of feathers is heavier cause u have to carry the weight of all those birds who died something something MEMES
Connor Cooper
I'll fuck her
Benjamin King
>put her in chains and fuck her asshole all day
James Thomas
stopp the rediit feather discussion
Chase Morris
>program in hasklel Don't you think you will be too poor to afford a robot?
David Ortiz
>fuck >uh >that's it
jk
Christopher Garcia
Install Gentoo on her
Hudson Sanders
anally abuse him/her
Jace Wright
that's a reddit thing, huh? sorry didnt know
Elijah Green
have a threesome with her and my gf
Cameron Richardson
sodomise it till I drain it's battery
Luke Russell
ideally it would: clean my flat earn my paycheck bring me booze be quiet be able to lift at least a tonne of feathers
Connor Peterson
gape it's asshole and put my pee pee in it
Carter Morgan
spread it's ass cheeks and squeeze my dick in it then creampie her bumbum
Charles Campbell
grab her hair throw her on the floor then mount and insert my dongle in her steamy ass
Josiah Cooper
I want it to hate me and then insult me until I finally kill myself
Cameron Myers
>do our laundry together unironically this, plus I'll watch her put on all her makeup and shit before we go out
Juan Bell
annally assult ass
Alexander Sanders
fill up her rectum with my cream
Chase Diaz
>btw she has free will and loves me unconditionally anyway I am unlovable
Hunter Ward
Not even your mother?
Benjamin Bailey
sodomise her till my dick falls off
Chase Long
Penis in vagoo
Zachary Campbell
be quiet
Lincoln Fisher
WHY NOT IN THE ASSHOLE WHY NOT IN HER ASSHOLE REEEEEEEEEE
Adam Stewart
Make her hack your Android gf and take control of her, then target others. Why have one Android gf when I can have a gf botnet?
Christian Gray
You're fucking pathetic. No human female would reproduce with you anyway.
Evan Russell
Well, yeah, I've noticed that.
Luis Morris
anal sex all night every night
Lucas Young
why do you make these threads
are you a lonely spammer or is it for the entertainment of your peers, please disclose said community if so on the ghost version of this thread
Camden Gomez
If something is that advanced its no longer a machine. If those things are possible for a synthetic life form it will have rights and free will. It would be immoral to treat it as a indentured worker.
Xavier Anderson
teach her the joys of having her rectum filled with my seed
Cooper Russell
That's why they'll be programmed for obedience and loyalty. They'll have full rights & free will but always choose to be subservient to their owner. Problem solved.
Luis Reed
anybody want one with a round bum to butt fuck? Or is it just me???
Caleb Baker
when is liyu going to post her b*tthole
Dylan Baker
>full rights & free will but always choose to I don't think you understand what free will means.
Christopher Edwards
Maybe. But it sounds like as much free will as I have. As far as I know, I'll always make the decisions I've made.