This has got to be a joke right? You did not just intentionally design the sluttiest uniforms ever made for men, did you? Who's responsible for this?
>deep V necks to show off muscular/hairy chests
>pants tighter than spandex so others can feast their eyes on the goods front and back
>shirt folded up on the arms as to put the arm muscles on display
>little hats that have literally no use other than to emphasise manly jawlines
whew lads. No wonder Spanish birthrates are so low.
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Really forces me to ponder
Do they have porn?
weird Isn't it?
eh fuck you mate
this must be the gayest uniform ever
>mfw they never use their formal clothing on parades
I always wondered why. Most of parades here are with the normal uniforms.
>wrong opinions
wew
that is extremely lewd
But back to the main point, give us an explanation Spanish-bro
>you will never be 100% alpha, muscular, Portugese manlet solider fighting for your country and getting hot brown-sinned chicks in tight V-neck shirt
why even live?
Why would a Portuguese soldier fight for Spain?
is a special unit
they also have a goat as mascot and are ultra defenders of religion
also called boyfriends of death
arr rook the same
Why would a Portuguese soldier fight at all?
>boyfriends of death
PFPFTTT HAHHAHHAHA are you serious?!
Because you love us even though you pretend you don't.
spanish army is basically where all the subhumans and mentally incapable people end
it's not a real army as the russian one
they also act as the most tough guys ever
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Novios de la muerte (Grooms of Death) is the name I found.
>boyfriends of death
I think the Fernando Martinez meme went too far
>letting women join your larping club
Absolutely dropped.
Argentos y Brasileños...quien mas ridiculos de los dos,enviamos a estos dos soldados y los tirachinas se cagan
They just copied the French hats
My ears are bleeding, whoever was conducting that song needs to be shot for fucking up the tempo so much
That said, it was pretty funny, everybody had their SRS BUSINESS face on
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bad translate, sorry
I couldn't even finish it. I probably got halfway but that awful tooting of the horn at the beginning and that crappy rhythm and off-pitch everything, baby Jesus did not weep for this.
That's not all
>slavshit
heh no.
>mfw i actually consider joining the Spanish Legion
I have Uruguayan citizenship, so i can join. Anything to leave this hellhole.
This reminds me of my dumb OC superheroes I would draw on the back of my binders in 2nd grade, crappy cape and nonsense outfit and everything.
Groom and boyfriend are the same word in Spanish.
This is a real uniform of the US army
Argento...fabricar Barcos de guerra,para empezar caretas...no teneís ejercito tan profesional como el español
What are those capes wtf. They look like my bedsheet I used to tie around my neck when I was 5.
Are the women's' uniform low cut as well?
Porque no dejas de decir gilipolleces y poner puntos suspensivos?
por supuesto, a nuestros soldados les podrá faltar muchas cosas, pero por lo menos no parecen salidos de la marcha de orgullo gay, lmoa
Brazuca SPANIARDS...
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Wow, paratroopers.
Such advance spain, proud of ya.
That's so shitty lmao
La EZAPAC ...
>save puny islands full of ninnies from absolute destruction T W I C E
>no respect
lol
wtf is this even real?
It's the national US army's marching band uniform, shut up
>white
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ
Aren't these guys guardia civil?
:'(
you wot m8
i-i'm sorry
It's only for parades, they have normal uniforms when deployed.
Originally they were used as a military force in Africa or some shit like that, hence the design.
>G36
German rifle
>CETME
german rifle too, I
Nice Spain
this is their normal uniform
Womanlets, when will they learn.
this thread...
The fact that their hat's chin strap doesn't go all the way in is fucking triggering.
How does she have bigger muscles than me and still be a 6/10?
never
Great Spain...
let's see faggets. that Army is called "la legion" and now days is more simbolic than anything, this people aren't sent to fight at wars. Hope they disappear soon along with bullfights and all that ancient shit that make us look like dumbs.
Looks like it came straight out of the Death Star
Why does Spain look so third world? They don't even look white
Stop pretenging, Luis, we are not the same as 500 years ago
Post Blue Division
it's the foreign legion, who has its base in Africa and is formed by a bunch of latinos and inmigrants in general
Andalucian and spaniards living in morrocco
Funny how Spain has the same camo as the BOPE's optional one.
They aren't. They've been riddled with Niggeritis for more than a 100 years.
The only safe white spanish havens are Argentina, Uruguay, Chile and Costa Rica.
The Yankees a mixture of all colors look...brown, black etc,etc
Pero si estan desplegados en Oriente medio, que hablas tontolastres.
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I don't like this unit, I prefer GOES, UEI OR GEO they fought Against ETA and they are heros..
does that guy have fucking neck tattoos?
poor conduct imo
also spanish and portugese frigates were docked in my city recently and the sailors were not wearing any of this gay shit so waddup
lest be honest ... this uniform is a bit gay
Because is third world in europe
tattoes are very common in the legion
you mirin brah
wot?? if some spaniards desn't look 100% white is because the muslims were in the peninsula for 8 centuries and some muslims mixed with spaniards. Nowdays you can see some northafrican signs in spaniard faces but it was before the discovery of America. What you are saying doesn't have any sense.
Para de espamear a los paletos de la legión, da vergüenza ajena
>not removing niggers and pissing off SJWs worldwide
joder pues si que estamos mal. Yo pensaba que enviabamos cosas mas serias por ahi
>muh moor blood
already diluted and can only be seen in very small bits around Granada
In brit navy you can tattoo and its common but a tattoo thats visible while wearing full uniform is not allowed and will bar entry
tengo buenas noticias para ti, se me han agotado las imagenes... en realidad tenias mas bien pocas y ya postee la 4 que tenia.
can confirm, tried to join the spanish army but was kicked out in the interview because of a wrist tattoo
should have read the fucking papers before going to the base
as I said before, they act like the toughest guys on earth, and that includes big tattoos all over the body
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They all look like theyre going to a gay porn video shoot.
So fucking hot
>Be Portuguese Catholic
>Live on the border
>Faggot-uniformed ""men"" approaching
>Castillan sounds very homossexual to our ears too (don't know why, maybe the lisp)
How the fuck would you not beat their asses in the name of the Lord?
That said, I don't know how our uniforms look, so they might even be gayer, somehow.
oh my fuck
funny, here gay people stereotypically have a non-lisp accent
military parade uniform of a specific group of soldiers =/= military uniform
see the french legion
wew
Ethpañoles have a sissy acthent in general
I'm honestly not trying to start banter, but Spanish sounds very gay here. Well, some accents.
Maybe it's because we got some of your dubbed porn channels in the 90's, but it was not gay porn. I dunno. The studio-sounding "si carinho" sounded very silly even at the time.
Maybe it's confirmation bias but your voices also sound a lot more high-pitched (maybe the open vowels). O dunno.
We wear some faggotty colour-coded neck bandanas in cerimonies, apparently. In combat we use those hipster beret-like hats to the side, that are actually traditional hats here, and every old man wears them.
the spanish legion have other uniforms but there is more pics of the gayest one because people come here and says "lol look this faggot shit"
XV/XVI armies had the best uniforms anyway.