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karen

nigger

karenetto

TINTERNET?

*laughs at the other new thread creator*

Hello cool brittania

fuck off leaf cunt

gay guy at work jokingly on me way too often 2bh

itd be ok if it were just once in awhile but its almost every time we talk. now i know how girls feel

Only one t in Britannia lad

>yanks don't have cornettos or magnums

>inb4 guns or big bottles

63351491

orthodox church >>>>> pseudo christian pirates

editing this post:

hits on me way too often*

if you are actually good looking and she is interested, then girls do not mind if you joke around all the time.

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WE'RE ALL IN HERE

Great stuff

>16 posts
A new thread is way overdue.

Here you go lads:

honestly not sure if you copied my post but i feel the exact same way, squeezed my arse today and i told him to fuck off and he laughed

genuinely feel sorry for women that have to put up with this shit from straight men

there is no point dios no existe

editing my post again: now i know how girls feel when guys who they're not attracted to hit on them way too often

FUCK OFF

pathetic

I unironically want to mix with a ME chic

Drinking so much tea I'm constantly dehydrated lads.

>there is no point dios no existe

ffs i've been trying not to fap

making a cheeky omelette

does pesto go with omelette?

any tights lads

great chebs make me willy stiff

don't be mean
eveyone has their own style

need one of these magical music boxes

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oh i hadn't seen your post, just got on the computer 2 minutes ago. not memeing here.


>squeezed my arse today and i told him to fuck off and he laughed

yikes, one step away from raping you

we should hook our gay guys up with each oother so they stop bothering us

>making a cheeky omelette does pesto go with omelette?

try mixing the pesto with the eggs before cooking, its quite good 2bh

HAHA GET FUCKED ANIME DEGEN

HAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHA FUCKING GET REKT.

i7 6700k and z170-a arrive tomorrow

just like being back at reception

what a time to be alive

>degen

fuck off canada

Sore bum update. Bum isnt sore anymore the sudocrem worked well. Also finished watching 'the Expanse'. enjoyable scifi show that will get cancelled because it is on SyFy which nobody watches and there isnt even a legal way to watch it outside the US and canada

>he fell for the i7 scam

good goy

dios no existe

life is pointless bro

>just like being back at reception
>what a time to be alive

hello everyone,

as the current acting CEO of the /brit/ series of threads on fourchan dot org

it brings me great pleasure to announce:

THE NEW THREAD THEME

this thread theme will be used for every thread from here on, please enjoy

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I'd convert for that

it's on Amazon Prime i think

ohhhh fancy. stick to soda bread pal

Doing a depression.

this

my pentium III still demolishes anything I can throw at it

omg please make me a mod

quite liked the expanse

>Sore bum update. Bum isnt sore anymore the sudocrem worked well. Also finished watching 'the Expanse'. enjoyable scifi show that will get cancelled because it is on SyFy which nobody watches and there isnt even a legal way to watch it outside the US and canada

you can't convert to judaism you fat cunt. they believe they are born as god's chosen people

why cant i go a day without worrying about the inevitability of dying

kettering is now the official city of /brit/

i like your dark blue trilby

it wouldn't happen to be your trademark, would it? cheeres

Nah its not. You can only order the bluray from what i saw

would just get a xeon if they overclocked

found the jew

Timothy Byrne here spracklen house in Marlowe.

i knew a kid who claimed to have converted to judaism

he was one of the shittiest and most annoying people i had ever met in my life. legit had a few screws loose, one of those people that would do or say almost anything for attention.


his name was shane, shane if you're in this thread FUCK YOU dude i hope you're rotting in a ditch you utter cunt

i wish i could clone myself, i'd be my best friend and we could do anything together

haha yeah bants

always wondered what was up with this lad's voice, it's so unnaturally deep for his face

sounds pretty gay lad

>dark blue
hahaha what's the matter yank? guess you cant afford health insurance to buy glasses you blind cunt hahahaha

NEED a magic box

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SURELY she has nudes lads?

i would literally shag myself, already wank to videos of myself 2bh

Its 'Timothy JAMES Byrne here' you fucking mong

imagine arm wrestling your own clone itd be epic

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Who /velvetblazer/ here

anime is idiotic trash design exclusively for degenerate retarded cuckolds i.e. 90% of /shit/

I regret starting /brit/ now

I just can't even right now

>she

I am a master contrarian and political provocateur

>i would literally shag myself
i think i would too t︃bh no homo

my lucid dreams are more interesting my life

had a trip to california once which was great

Fuck off spastic yank

i actually really want to get neuromuscular dentistry done one day, found out about it at exactly the same time that meme hair man came out and have always wished he could work on me

he looks a bit like BT in his 90's/early 00's phase
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Spent all day watching WW1 documentaries and veteran interviews

can't believe that shit actually happened in real life. Beyond fucked up desu.

anyone want a friend haha i need one

This

TIMOTHY JAMES BYRNE
FLAT SPRACKLEN HOUSE
DUKES PLACE MARLOW
MY RENTED FLAT SINCE AUGUST 2013

TODAY I WILL COVER MYSELF IN BIO OIL FANTASISE ABOUT FUCKING KAREN CARPENTER

TIME FOR A SELFIE

ever since i stopped posting business ideas i've been feeling... empty. withut purpose. as if there is a part of me that i left behind out there.

sometimes i wonder if it was all worth it.

other days i am on the verge of starting again, and something in me just SCREAMS to post my ideas, "the world must hear", the little voice screams, "it must hear and PROFIT!"

but no, i left all this, this isn't me anymore. i'm done.
or am I?

even though I have a gf and a job and seem relatively norman compared to some of you, you lot are still my closest friends I reckon haha
*walks off and talks to myself*

You see about those diggers that would mine out the enemy trenches?

Amazing post ha ha

*spazzes out*

Could have gone without seeing that m8

Will say it was kind of surreal to watch put to Savage Garden though

see a prostitute mate

you live in germany it's easy to do anyway

he looks a bit like kev here

alri there mate

business idea: encourage franziskus to start creating business ideas again


come on franz! you have it in you!!!!

I think im in love lads

this is the most 90s music video i've ever seen
crikey

enjoying this ADHD music

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