lizzy edition edition
/brit/
karen
nigger
karenetto
TINTERNET?
*laughs at the other new thread creator*
Hello cool brittania
fuck off leaf cunt
gay guy at work jokingly on me way too often 2bh
itd be ok if it were just once in awhile but its almost every time we talk. now i know how girls feel
Only one t in Britannia lad
>yanks don't have cornettos or magnums
>inb4 guns or big bottles
63351491
orthodox church >>>>> pseudo christian pirates
editing this post:
hits on me way too often*
if you are actually good looking and she is interested, then girls do not mind if you joke around all the time.
WE'RE ALL IN HERE
Great stuff
>16 posts
A new thread is way overdue.
Here you go lads:
honestly not sure if you copied my post but i feel the exact same way, squeezed my arse today and i told him to fuck off and he laughed
genuinely feel sorry for women that have to put up with this shit from straight men
there is no point dios no existe
editing my post again: now i know how girls feel when guys who they're not attracted to hit on them way too often
FUCK OFF
pathetic
I unironically want to mix with a ME chic
Drinking so much tea I'm constantly dehydrated lads.
>there is no point dios no existe
ffs i've been trying not to fap
making a cheeky omelette
does pesto go with omelette?
any tights lads
great chebs make me willy stiff
don't be mean
eveyone has their own style
need one of these magical music boxes
oh i hadn't seen your post, just got on the computer 2 minutes ago. not memeing here.
>squeezed my arse today and i told him to fuck off and he laughed
yikes, one step away from raping you
we should hook our gay guys up with each oother so they stop bothering us
>making a cheeky omelette does pesto go with omelette?
try mixing the pesto with the eggs before cooking, its quite good 2bh
HAHA GET FUCKED ANIME DEGEN
HAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHA FUCKING GET REKT.
i7 6700k and z170-a arrive tomorrow
just like being back at reception
what a time to be alive
>degen
fuck off canada
Sore bum update. Bum isnt sore anymore the sudocrem worked well. Also finished watching 'the Expanse'. enjoyable scifi show that will get cancelled because it is on SyFy which nobody watches and there isnt even a legal way to watch it outside the US and canada
>he fell for the i7 scam
good goy
dios no existe
life is pointless bro
>just like being back at reception
>what a time to be alive
hello everyone,
as the current acting CEO of the /brit/ series of threads on fourchan dot org
it brings me great pleasure to announce:
THE NEW THREAD THEME
this thread theme will be used for every thread from here on, please enjoy
I'd convert for that
it's on Amazon Prime i think
ohhhh fancy. stick to soda bread pal
Doing a depression.
this
my pentium III still demolishes anything I can throw at it
omg please make me a mod
quite liked the expanse
>Sore bum update. Bum isnt sore anymore the sudocrem worked well. Also finished watching 'the Expanse'. enjoyable scifi show that will get cancelled because it is on SyFy which nobody watches and there isnt even a legal way to watch it outside the US and canada
you can't convert to judaism you fat cunt. they believe they are born as god's chosen people
why cant i go a day without worrying about the inevitability of dying
kettering is now the official city of /brit/
i like your dark blue trilby
it wouldn't happen to be your trademark, would it? cheeres
Nah its not. You can only order the bluray from what i saw
would just get a xeon if they overclocked
found the jew
Timothy Byrne here spracklen house in Marlowe.
i knew a kid who claimed to have converted to judaism
he was one of the shittiest and most annoying people i had ever met in my life. legit had a few screws loose, one of those people that would do or say almost anything for attention.
his name was shane, shane if you're in this thread FUCK YOU dude i hope you're rotting in a ditch you utter cunt
i wish i could clone myself, i'd be my best friend and we could do anything together
haha yeah bants
always wondered what was up with this lad's voice, it's so unnaturally deep for his face
sounds pretty gay lad
>dark blue
hahaha what's the matter yank? guess you cant afford health insurance to buy glasses you blind cunt hahahaha
NEED a magic box
SURELY she has nudes lads?
i would literally shag myself, already wank to videos of myself 2bh
Its 'Timothy JAMES Byrne here' you fucking mong
imagine arm wrestling your own clone itd be epic
Who /velvetblazer/ here
anime is idiotic trash design exclusively for degenerate retarded cuckolds i.e. 90% of /shit/
I regret starting /brit/ now
I just can't even right now
>she
I am a master contrarian and political provocateur
>i would literally shag myself
i think i would too t︃bh no homo
my lucid dreams are more interesting my life
had a trip to california once which was great
Fuck off spastic yank
i actually really want to get neuromuscular dentistry done one day, found out about it at exactly the same time that meme hair man came out and have always wished he could work on me
he looks a bit like BT in his 90's/early 00's phase
youtube.com
Spent all day watching WW1 documentaries and veteran interviews
can't believe that shit actually happened in real life. Beyond fucked up desu.
anyone want a friend haha i need one
This
TIMOTHY JAMES BYRNE
FLAT SPRACKLEN HOUSE
DUKES PLACE MARLOW
MY RENTED FLAT SINCE AUGUST 2013
TODAY I WILL COVER MYSELF IN BIO OIL FANTASISE ABOUT FUCKING KAREN CARPENTER
TIME FOR A SELFIE
ever since i stopped posting business ideas i've been feeling... empty. withut purpose. as if there is a part of me that i left behind out there.
sometimes i wonder if it was all worth it.
other days i am on the verge of starting again, and something in me just SCREAMS to post my ideas, "the world must hear", the little voice screams, "it must hear and PROFIT!"
but no, i left all this, this isn't me anymore. i'm done.
or am I?
even though I have a gf and a job and seem relatively norman compared to some of you, you lot are still my closest friends I reckon haha
*walks off and talks to myself*
You see about those diggers that would mine out the enemy trenches?
Amazing post ha ha
*spazzes out*
Could have gone without seeing that m8
Will say it was kind of surreal to watch put to Savage Garden though
see a prostitute mate
you live in germany it's easy to do anyway
he looks a bit like kev here
alri there mate
business idea: encourage franziskus to start creating business ideas again
come on franz! you have it in you!!!!
I think im in love lads
this is the most 90s music video i've ever seen
crikey
enjoying this ADHD music