Alright Sup Forums, let's hear those startup ideas. I want results

Alright Sup Forums, let's hear those startup ideas. I want results.

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It'd be an app for your phone with a simple "on/off" icon for your homescreen.
Whenever you had a boner, you would turn it on. When it retreated, switch back to off.
Basically, the app would use your phone's GPS to place the location of you and your boner on a world/local map. You'd be able to see how many people in the world currently have boners.
You'd also be able to see large clusters of boners in your area and be like "whoa...I better get down there. Something's going on that's giving everyone a boner".
Facebook/Twitter integration would be a must.
You could track friends' boners so you could shoot them a text like "congrats on the boner" and collect stats for yourself and others, e.g. boner frequency, boner duration, prime boner time.
You'd probably also want bluetooth or NFC to alert you of boners within 100ft of you so you know to knock before walking in a room and getting an eyeful of boner.

waifu ai

Disruption as a service

It's Blue Apron but porn

Chat app with emojis as a subscription/service

A browser that doesn't actually suck

Linux DE that you actually hire designers to make

they have designers working for the popular desktop environments, you're not the target audience

Linux but written in javascript

here's a billion dollar idea. a Linux computer for the mainstream. take a linux distro, put it into a powerful rig with a -clean aesthetic- and -allow it to communicate with android phones- (answering calls, texts, etc) and load up the computer with open-source productivity suites. bada bing, bada bang, you've literally ruined apple's monopoly on the clean, connected, and user friendly PC

seriously you guys, think of all the people you know that have android phones, and think of how many people you know would love an Apple but hate the Apple hype.

FSF/RYF Approved VR conferencing suite with teledildonic support

what weapon to kill you with

Machinegun with software aided aim . The software to be written in javascript.

>you're not the target audience
Who is this mysterious target audience? even Linux enthusiasts often complain about the existing DE designs

i give up your existence is a mistake

A scalable cloud-ready OS made with Python...as a service.

>Pooper. A social network for poop enthusiasts. After you poop and before you wipe, you take a picture of your poop and share with the world.
>It is like instagram for shit. Maybe call it shitstagram. Anyway, sexual fluids or items won't be allowed. Also no including yourself in the photo or even the reflection in the water. It will just be the poop, the water, and the ceramic around it. Poops in nature are also allowed.
>You can like, dislike, and report other people's poops. Obviously most people will stay anonymous.
>Poop colouring edible tablets will be advertised. Also foods that make your shit runny, or full of nuts. The kids will love it.
>Premium accounts could post short vids and 4K images.

Today's youth are nasty and like to do things ironically. My startup will be a fad for 4 months. In those 4 months I will make 200,000$ after all expenses, but more importantly my notoriety will earn me future jobs as a consultant. My main challnges will be play/app store rejectig my app, and cracking hard on people who post nudity and non poop images in general. I will have to make the app to require the phone number of the user and promise to keep it secret unless I have to report it to the FBI. That warning should scare off most trolls, but on other hand it will scare off normal users who worry their identity will be exposed.

Bit coins but they lose value when people mine the..

"target audience" meaning people who jerk off to bugs, inconsistency and insane RAM usage

there something called nodeOS

>Who is this mysterious target audience?
if we're talking about gnome/gtk then it's old people that have never used a computer before and are easily confused at anything slightly technical such as hidden files/folders
>even Linux enthusiasts often complain about the existing DE designs
you're right, and I'm one of them, but again we're not the target audience - friendly reminder that traditional desktop paradigms are dying and phone/tablets are going to be dictating the industry for decades to come

technical engineering design isn't what was being talked about but that is awful when it comes to mainstream desktop environments too, and while graphical/design inconsistency is a legitimate issue it's not necessarily a pressing one so long as it isn't breaking the ux in that context, pic related is from a preview build afaik but you get the idea

The only correct answer

See ratemypoo.com

Some sort of bluetooth mesh messaging app with the specific goal of rapid communication at rural british festivals where the signal is usually dismal either due to the location or everyone using their phones at once. Friend locating functionality would be great too.

Sounds like it has great uses for prostitution

An app where individuals could sell the shit they dont want anymore yes like ebay but not a failure

Shit already exists.
You can use offer up. Its like craigslist but you can pay with credit/debit instead of bringing cash.

Twitch, but for suicide cams. The money comes up with the partnership with gopro, we will sell them with the logo "be an hero"

Loo tracker for Pajeets

Make a non-creepy version of Makloox Zoohaven.

God damn it every idea is already taken. I am literally upset right now.

Suicide kiosks/booths.

Blockchain based appliances

Hey, I'm , I'm interested in a partnership.

>mfw my coffee machine has to solve a hash before letting me having a espresso.

A pizza place where you make your own pie

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An imageboard
That shitposts by itself

i have a startup idea but coming up with a name is the hardest part.. and i'm too autistic to start coding before i find a name.

i bet someone else will developm my idea by the time i come up with a name

i want you in my startup

This sounds like a billion dollar meme

>that nice of speakers
>listening to fucking Bring Me the Horizon

shove your idea unless you have another billion to bribe people

>buy a laser cleaner
>start an ad in your city to remove rust from all kinds of objects
>charge 40€ per unit while consuming 1€ in energy

A live streaming show where suicidal people agree to be dropped into war zones for the chance at whatever they want. Last man standing gets whatever prize they want (has to be legal of course). Can't get laid and want to off yourself? Lifetime supply of hookers in Vegas / Amsterdam. Incapable of getting a job? You get a lifetime no-show position at some top-tier company with a bitchin' title and comfy salary. Hate the degeneracy of your society? You get a private island and a couple million to bootstrap a new society. Every contestant has shirt cams attached to them. The best part is that most of the time no one survives to claim the prize. at first no one will sponsor the show, but after advertisers see the view count no one will give a shit.

Fpbp

>not wAIfu
Not trying hard enough.

You mean NetRunner?

netrunner.cc/

sell a $20 bluetooth dollar boner detector that you hook your dick to automatically update your profile

Charging hotspots, may cause electrocution

A social network that does everything, but has the ability to be customized to remove stuff you don't. No ads, no selling your data. You can follow people or friend them like Facebook.

It would cost 9.99 a month or something, but there would be end-to-end encryption, lot's of privacy and security features that could be customized, and offline/private browsing.

One can dream.

This, but you secretly still do sell the data

A search engine not over bloated with useless settings and features. Type something in and get the most relevant results. Nothing else.

trash

A music discovery service where you can define why you like a song instead of just liking it. For example you can say that you like the lyrics or you like the beat but hate the chorus. Basically more fine-grained options to not only find similar songs, but to find songs that are similar to a part of a song you like.

This is a copy pasta

Name one example of a "Bloated search engine"

Those speakers are like 40 dollars on Amazon. But, yea they are pretty good.

robot hitler

>Take people who specialise in literally any field who are mid tier plebs and will work for cheap
>Group like 5-10 of them
>Make them make things for that speciality, videos, guides, templates whatever you can that doesn't exist
>Then make a website showing it off
>After that just introduce your specialists for 'free' for a few months getting ad money
>Then add 'premium' content and see how many people use it, if enough people use it then just go full premium and you are now the sole place people go to get premium content for $X a month
>Also sell "starter packs" that are one time purchases aimed at people looking to join the field but don't include the advanced mandatory things so they eventually path per month in the end anyway once htey get invested in it
>Sell the specialists like a pimp would giving consultations/help/etc similar to like upwork
>Use your moneys to clone everything but replace speciality with speciality 2 while speciality 1 makes moneys/month passively
>Keep repeating this until you can own a fuckload of specialities all at once, then combine them all into one HUGE site that basically has a monopoly on premium content for one field
>Sell access to all schools teaching this field
>Then sell guides on how to get rich making a company
>Millionaire

Give me one(1) reason why this wouldn't work

The Internet of Things, but only for really mundane objects.
I'm thinking WiFi-Integrated toenail clippers, razors, hand soap dispensers, spatulas, bicycle pumps, desk lamps, staplers, toothpicks, and so on.

You're trash.

No you are

>desk lamps
mite b cool

>Beavis and Butthead create an android app: the post

Not that related but there is something called "LiFi" using LED lights to transmit WiFi signals. Maybe LiFi desklamps if you wanna private router

>move hand between light and device
>signal dropped in the middle of large important download

yeah nah

baka desu senpai

Shit your fuck up kid. The light will still reach an antenna from reflection and the area the light hits would be larger than your hand

Blockchain internet of thing appliance with AI and deep learning integration.

No, you.

iPhone app that memorizes the optimal volume levels for each song, with different programmable channels for different headphones/car speakers/sound systems

paid version (1 to 5 dollars) has access to a hardware and other user's preferred sound settings if they have the same product, giving you the average ideal volume without having to trudge through your whole library one by one

Instead of a wifi bike pump, make wifi-enabled tire valves or innertubes that charge via rotation (like TPMS sensors in cars) and sell them with a regular pump with a proprietary valve that fits on the cap so you can watch your pressure on your phone while you pump the tire, but can't use a regular pump on that tire without an adapter. The pressure can also be monitored while the bike is in motion.

i know you were thinking of mundane things but you might have some decent moneymaking ideas there m8

OK love you

>Be me: user anonsonberg
>Wake up at 940pm every day for third shift
>Always have boner in the morning
>All my friends bombard me with happy boner messages

Love you, too.

Have a great day, dear

>tfw you make a major bitcoin miner to infect millions of people's PC's to run your fridge

Pooper: perfect social network for justinRPG

I'd invest

hey I wanna hear about your idea and try to help you with a good name so you don't get chucked over it, just made a freenode channel #helpanon and I'll stick around for an hour or so if you're interested

I want to be the first to combine Bangbus with Uber

I'm in, but mainstream media is gonna get upity with their monopoly an what not.

>check 'em
genuinely think this is a good idea and would seriously consider using it(prefer to just "own" my music though), but that's assuming it's also a streaming service which uniquely includes this feature. good idea though user, see if you can actually make it a reality. dubs have spoken

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I want everything in my life roboticized so I literally have to do nothing

Robot farmers
Robot chefs
Robot doctors
Robot butler
Robotic bed that flips me around for optimal spine health
Robot money maker
Robot accountant

You name it, I want it automated. I want a robot for everything.

>mfw dad's company is already working on this
>needed this type of setup for their niche field
>thought why not make it so anybody in any field can utilize the software for educational/training purposes

literally the iphone X

There's a virtual machine written in JavaScript. Does that count?

Jeff Attwood, where are you?

an AI that detects farts, records them and categorizes them into "wet", " loud", "sneaky", " burst", "sprinkler", " rumbler"," with material", etc

pud pp in budhole

id feel gud

gas jews

You too honey.

Wrong board go to Sup Forums

mmmmm yes thanks for the (You)

ai shitposting bot that grades you on your shitposting. sell certificates and courses to improve shitposting capabilities worldwide. barely any work and almost all profit.

This would be great. This is what I imagine

>Boot up app
>Join the pizza queue
>When it's your turn, video feed switches on with menu for ingredients
>You control the robot putting the ingredients on
>Tick "done"
>Autism satisfied

I can just see some cunt putting four bowls of cheese on a plain base though and that going through the oven, so there'd have to be ingredient limitations

Like an app for a club where people can fight..