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Olympicsfu edition

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bit crook today lads, oh well at least it's an excuse to not do any work

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Claimed

More like bollocks edition

Had to sign up for universal benefit, but they said they won't give me any money until two months away. Might have to do some petty crime to make ends meet desu.

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*denounces canada*
Take that!

*considers dating a qt latina*

i just can't bring myself to harm the white race like that lads

I was a Janitor
Along the Sup Forums boards I did ride
with banhammer and hotpockets by my side
many a young lad lost their posts to my trade
many a poster shed his tears when my bans were laid
the bastards never payed me for an hour in that dive
But I am still alive

Think it's time I went to bed lads

nighty night

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got a date with a Latina girl next week

Canadians

Is Mozzarella a good substitute for cheese curds in poutine?

no but its not like it matters if its homemade
cheese curds I eat as a snack on their own because they're so good.

I like Latino boys

what would happen if hollow earthers and flat earthers met?

more like pootine haha

Fucking hate how breeders have taken over Sup Forums. I didn't go to Sup Forums much years ago, but I remember Sup Forums being like 50% gays.

Now, it's all MUH SAFESPACE DON'T POST GAY SHIT I AM SO TRIGGERED BY HOMOSEXUAL MEN.

Like what the fuck even happened.

latinas are ugly

BUT IM MORE TOWARD DROPPIN AN ACCAPELLA
TO CHOP A FELLA
LIKE MOZARELLA
WORSE THAN AN HELICOPTER PROPELLER

got you locked in the cellar
with your skeletton showing

Fuck off faggot.

>Sup Forums being like 50% gays.
that was banter, you just got suckered in

divide by 0

>land of advanced races

must be where all the white people are disappearing too haha jks jks

bit early for you to get up

Mashallah, Allah will show you homos the truth of breeding.

post toot

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isn't Sup Forums basically a designated tranny board now? haven't bothered to look at it in ages

That was most likely ironic shitposting for the 'luls'.

What ethnicity is this ugly short beta? I figured Italian because he looks greasy and he's from Jersey

Dutch Jew

ben garrison is getting a bit out there

thread theme:

youtube.com/watch?v=MbrIgaLHxnA

Who /enlightened Neoplatonist gnostic/ here

I thought it's mostly straight porn. Don't know if that includes trannies or not.

Why don't you shag the Mexican poster up the arse?

I never go down son

not even for your mom

the french does not post it

>tfw no summerfu of this caliber

Minnesota here

It has to be curds lad

Don't bother trying to make it if you don't have curds

Alright

/lgbt/ was a mistake

Can't believe benders got a board before kpop fags did, and that got made when they had a strong presence everywhere

Business idea for cuckolds:

>Create tinder profile of Usain Bolt
>Change GPS location to the olympic village area
>Swipe right on white girls seeing how many want to be blacked

throbbing thinking about it

Very plain looking t b h lad

LA MALDITA
LISIADA

snitches get stitches faggot, when she gets out of prison you're a deadman

me too lad
did you know the Roman Empire is the reality that underlies our current shared reality.
When god created the universe, to carry out the work he created a pair of beings, one which became good, and one evil, but neither omniscient or omnipresent. When Jesus died and rose from the grave this should have ended the world and commenced the kingdom of heaven, reuniting humanity with the divine singularity. Instead the evil demiurge, who controlled the Roman empire, placed the world inside the black iron prison, which was a kind of hologram that froze time in about 30 AD. Since that time, we've been living in a kind of temporal bubble in which we can't see that the true time is 30 AD, not 2016. Outside of this bubble the good demiurge is trying to free us, and had created a being called VALIS that exists outside the bubble (ie, in the real time) but could send information using tachyons to people inside the black iron prison. So accordingly, the hologram still exists, and the if it were to collapse (if VALIS could get through to enough people with the right information), we would be returned to the real time which is 30 AD, and presumably this would commence the kingdom of heaven.

#GetWoke

strawpoll.me/10973601

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got v sunburnt yday lads
mornin though hows everyone doing

>el mexinarco y el haitiANO esta en el mismo hilo

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

14 hour /brit/ stint

where's my medal?

Christ, are you in these threads 24/7?

come on lad, don't tell her please

>christ
watch your profamity

What is with all these sponsored advertisement ''''polls'''' on strawpoll lately.

>Christian
>Into the trash it goes.

They have to make money somehow

Ah yes, I forgot that this is a Christian general.

you know nothing

LOL hahahahahaha

Janny came up from the front page of Sup Forums at 1 P.M. on the 12th. He had no grand scheme. No strategy. No agreement with moot. Nothing but a vague longing for glory, and a generalized wish for revenge against Anonymous. The Janitor would be ordered to serve a life sentence in Sup Forums for second degree banning. Over seven thousand signatures would eventually be gathered in a petition asking for the Janitor's release, and in 2024, moot would pardon the man.

There would be no eulogies for Anonymous, none of his filenames would be kept unchanged, no people would crowd the thread to see his post numbers struck out, no screenshots would be taken of him, no threads named after him, no one would type in a captcha to post in the threads he lingered in. The ban would submit, and a few would laugh, Anonymous would only stare at his screen, his images disappearing one by one, and a notice appearing before his eyes before he could find the right words.

5/10

Those pencil-thin lips aren't doing her any favors

The best girls have nice DSLs and big chebs like pic related

Nah, m8, she's a good and virginal muslim.

willies? mens bumholes? patently absurd!

*yawns*

imagine what it smells like deep between her boobs

Fuck that made me nearly cum

*rolls home with a chiko*

Custodian,

Did I trigger you with my webm of men kissing each other?

Guess you have to delete these as well:

why did that post of two handsome men kissing passionately get deleted

that intro backstory bit to the Fellowship of the Ring is the best part of the films ngl

female body odour makes me willy stiff as a board

>skeet skeet

the category is olympians dummy

Interpol and Deutsche Bank

Fuck off you bent runt

Homosexuality is a mental illness and it shouldn't be tolerated on this board or anywhere else

Go back to /hm/

FBI and Scotland Yard

*goes down on ur mum*
*gets pubic hair stuck in teeth*

pah!

>this one girl with HUGE tits and a tight round bum at the gym who literally bounces around constantly in her tight tanktop.
>tfw "accidentally" brushed past her and smelled her sweaty back.

me on the right

Thai pop

youtube.com/watch?v=-F28MOE1o-w

stop suppressing your sexuality you gay silly billy

No shit I OP'd this thread so you can see who my Olympicsfu is

I was just pointing out how homely and plain your Olympicsfu looks especially when put next to a truly gorgeous woman like the Jewess I posted

rasheed

hahahahaha

Ah, for just one time I would take the Northwest Passage
To find the hand of Franklin reaching for the Beaufort Sea;
Tracing one warm line through a land so wide and savage
And make a Northwest Passage to the sea.

very, VERY good lad

I literally don't know how you can use the website of a bisexual jew and tell me to fuck off.

Your comic leaves off more than half of the weeb boards

bruv when you're working out hard and someone THIS sexy starts jumping about and jiggling all in your face there isn't much else you can feasibly do.

You should hit on her, tell her she smells nice

Hungry tbqh ladderinos

post KoTH

Of course you are

wish it was 1993

back when everything was perfect and you little shits weren't born

Wish we could turn Canada into an island lads

Ok thanks for letting me know there exists vapid whores who focus their entire lives on apperance