Tfw no brazilian gf

>tfw no brazilian gf

Would leave your city and live in the jungle as a free man?

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YOU THINK WE LIVE IN JUNGLE?! YOU THINK BRAZIL IS POOR?! YOU THINK WE DON'T HAVE ELECTRICITY?!

I wish i could live in the finnish mountais.

I love these Brazilian posters

i didnt know you had internet access in the jungle

That is a cute girl

Of course we do

>user, come with me

HUE

Post more Kuruminhas!

>That is a cute girl

these people are gorgeous.

This. My city just got internet last year.

I do kind of want to drop everything and go full into the wild in South/Central America. I wish it wasn't all so murdery though

>user, it's going to be rainy. we need to build shelter and warm each other

No. I don't want to be infested with zika and parasitic fish that swim up your dick.

Negroes are more susceptible to frost bites because their capillaries aren't adapted to cold environments so Brazilians would fair poorly in Finland.

>Jungle
No thanks I prefer the steppe.

>user, these are the swedish faggots moved here earlier

but...In Finland there is no steppes.

Yes tbqh famalaminho

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finnish_Brazilians

Penedo

i wish i lived in brazil, it must be so liberating living in the jungle with the rest of the animals, i'd love to swing from vines and hunt with spears
i'm still in shock at how quickly they've built infrastructure for the olympics, hopefully it doesnt distract from the wilderness

Top kek

Post more cutie amazongirls

This

>user, follow me

>climb here with me to see it

>I'm sorry you had to see this

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I have never understood how there are so many Brazilians on Sup Forums since they live in the jungle and usually do the rain dance and hunt and stuff. I guess they also got technology out there nowadays

STOP BULLYING BRAZIL AAAAAAAAARRRRRRGHHH

Relax little brother, no one is bullying based Brazilians

Yks koskenkorva ja kontti kaljaa kiitos

Post beautiful amazon girls

Post more Kuruminhas!

>you will never go balls deep in a Tupi qt while wearing your Bandeirante uniform

APENAS

Is there porn of this?

Is it custom in Spain to ask stupid questions?

>user, we don't need porn here

>'for you?'
>what did he mean by this?

>Conquistador spirit intensifies.

Yes

>user, you don't need to wear anything to swim

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tupi_people

>the Tupi were the first Amerindian group to have contact with them. Soon, a process of miscegenation between Portuguese settlers and indigenous women started.
>The Portuguese colonists rarely brought women, making the Indian women the "breeding matrix of the Brazilian people".
>Polygyny, a common practice among South American Indians, was quickly adopted by European settlers. This way, a single European man could have dozens of Indian wives (temericós).

Harems of delicious brown women...
History reads like Hentai

G R A N D E P A U L U S I T A N O

>Would leave your city and live in the jungle as a free man
enjoy the diseases

>tfw your ancestor was 1000x more alpha than you

1 - Native Americans aren't attractive
2 - You will only find real Native Americans in a disgusting Amazon rainforest.
3 - Go to any tribe and cough please.

Finally they would be extinc and the Amazon finally will be 100% Brazilian.

>aren't attractive

Real Native Americans look like this.

More real Native Americans.

Back off to your side of the Americas, Juan. This is Portuguese clay.

By definition they aren't virgins, so it's sort of a given.

>Bandeirante uniform

Bandeirantes killed Native Americans to spread African slavery, do you know that, right?

peru?

telegraph.co.uk/olympics/2016/08/10/alligators-owls-and-the-worlds-largest-rodent-the-exotic-hazards/

TOPFUCKINGKEK

Go to any orange area and spread diseases. They are weak to a single flu.

They are useless and I want this big forest.

Calm down with your edge, Marquinho.

Edgy my ass. The Amazon is ours. If they want to live in a fucking unproductive jungls, they should go to Venezuela, Colombia, Peru and leave Brazil.

el hard-working nordestINO

Vejam só, é o viadinho sulista separasista indigenista outra vez.

Why? So you can fill it with a bunch of niggers instead?

>1000x
What number must I multiply the times I've had sex (0) to get to the number of times my ancestors had? I think it's a little more than a 1000.

And? Even niggers are better than useless Native Americans. Look at the amount of useless lands.

Faggot, do you even know why we can't use those lands? Do you wanna have another drought? Just leave the forest there, we still have a lot of land to use.

>Do you wanna have another drought?

Do you really believe in maymays? Rondonia is growing as fuck and I hate Native Americans so much.

>brazilian science education

Also, you probably live in east coast and there are 0 disgusting Native Americans whining about muh lands anyway.

No

>Even niggers are better than useless Native Americans
Are you serious? Looting, murderous, monkeys are better than secluded tribes that eat bugs all day?

Olá putanheiro.

I guess they ARE killing eachother.

Yes, Native Americans do all this plus they don't consider themselves Brazilian and they prefer to keep these lands useless, at least niggers would work in a random industry.

Olá, caro confrade.

>implying you don't live in an awesome rainforest treehouse with all of your water and electricity seamlessly built into the trees with a huge beautiful coffee garden below you that is tended by sexy native women

Real ones are manlet fat goblins.

It's impressive how many of them are fat and these models are unrepresentative as fuck.

Bump

No. Old ones are manlet fat goblins. The young ones are usually hot as fuck,

>YOU THINK WE LIVE IN JUNGLE?
I would happily live in the jungle if that meant to be with such pretty girl.
So would you.

You are picking old woman though. Pick a typical italian girl, she is gorgeous. Now pick her mama and it will be another fat goblin.

>complaining about cherrypicking

>sexy native women

90% of Brazilian posters are from east coast or midwest. They never seen a Native American in their lives.

I think I'm the only Brazilian poster from the North.

Real Native Americans are ugly, short and fat as fuck. It's rare to find a slim one to begin.

Stop ruining how I imagine BR posters. Your life is awesome and takes place in a quasi Garden of Eden with qts everywhere.
Please invite me to your beachfront treehouse.

I'm from the Northeast but I've seen some native girls and they were okay. Stop spreading lies on this Chinese cartoon website.

>they prefer to keep these lands useless
Preserving the amazon is not something useless since the amazon is an important filter to get rid of co2
>inb4 le global warming is a hoax
The rise in temperatures might be debatable but co2 is being absorbed by the ocean which makes the water acidic killing all shell forming invertabrates which means a global food shortage is inevitable. You're probably just a dumb nigger that blames natives for your living conditions being so shitty, you don't here about natives robing and shooting at Olympic officials

Sorry, I hate Native Americans.

Look how fat they are. They spend all day with nothing to do and yet they receive money from us, some have cars and sell patent stuff to companies.

Não, você não é o único que come açaí com farinha aqui.

[spoiler]Acreball reportando dentro[/spoiler]

imagine this, freedom and wild brazilian qts

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Now I'm quite sure that you haven't ever seen a native.

>ywn participate in something like that

Where should I go to procreate like a fool?

>Acre
E lá vem os memes

>user, we have a party tonight, want to join?

errei essa merda puta que o pariu!

Comfy.
But wouldn't live there. Jaguars, spiders and snakes, fuck no.

E o quê que tem anão?

>living the dream
>make up "favelas" and staged liveleak videos to deter foreigners
>probably actually first world as fuck
>happens to be hosting the Olympics despite perpetuating their lies

>East coast
>natives

HAHAHAHASHHAHAHAHAH

Don't believe what the faggot said. They don't ""prefer"" to keep it useless, they prefer to keep it to themselves so they can sell the wood to extractors without paying taxes etc. Most indians are hacks that pose to pictures, learn portuguese, watch soap operas and play football. It's hard to find a really secluded tribe nowadays.

>East coast
>Native Americans
Are you retarded or something?

No, you are the one that never seen a Native. It's clearly when you romanticize them.

I'm just posting your average "native americans"

It's clearly that you are a dumb memetard from Southern Brazil and haven't left you room for months.

ITT: unironic kuruminhaposting