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Usa is gay
reminder that Nice & Spicy are the best niknak flavour
where is sgt bash what have you done to him?
Usa is gay
I have a SERIOUS anxiety issue hahahahahahhaha
Fuck off Dago you're as bad as the Yanks.
so lonely
so alone
kek :DDDDD
on the verge of selling my startup for just over £4 million lads
not even joking, I'm set for life now, I can just doss around for the next 40 years
no flamethrowers allowed
heath and safety
you understand
seems legit
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>literally has a fire on the floor
>no fires
I didn't say no fire, I said no flamethrowers
>no one on /eire/
kek
That must be the closest she's been to a willy in half a century
thought I had some porridge leftover for brekkie but I actually didn't so I just went for something lighter instead
Those pepperonis look absolutely disgusting
>tfw grandparents came from greece
>3rd generation
>still called white
my mom's side is from yugoslavia in yet we are considered white slave owners lol
still maintain this is the grimmest image ever posted on /brit/
matilda has a flywheel instead of the saw just give him summit else then
just launch a virtual tactical nuke into the deep recesses of my mind
help i am a boat pls fix me
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or /cum/
Doesn't matter whitey.
White European immigrants always had more privilege than POC and are therefore complicit in today's inequality.
Grim
nothing wrong with this except the coke
>Blacked membership fee increase of £9 a month
Thinking of cancelling now
Only thing wrong with this is the plain white bread.
>that flag
>this thread
oh honey, don't you know the rules by now :) x
>nothing wrong with this except the coke
>mushy peas
not a fan to be actually honest with you (which I am)
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my grandparents shined shoes though
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How are you all not fat as fuck eating tons of sausages all the time?
nope
you have been pre-judged based on your skin colour
(that isn't racist though for some reason)
>all that salt on the peas
>all that tomato sauce on the egg
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>salt
daddy is making me sausage and mash for dindins lads
at least its a meal for two
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I'll be giving your mum some sausage for dinner
talcum powder?
she is dead
considering she's Muslim, no, no you won't.
speed peas
and?
daddy would you like some sausage xD
u.s. breakfast
>only 2 slices of bacon
what is this a kid's meal?
>bacon is 50% fat
>ham?
>vanilla icecream?
>pancakes?
Jesus america
why do you call real butter European butter?
what other butter are you lot using?
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>no beans or mushrooms
d r o p p e d
That's butter
>beans in the morning
ripping ass all day long is not in the script
>mfw i got a Bacon, Egg and Cheese """""""""""""HERO""""""""""""""" a couple times a week when i lived over there
>mfw i found out after a few months that the bacon was turkey because all of the corner shop """"""""""""""""""BODEGAS"""""""""""""""" are owned by Yemenis
What's butter?
That fucking mountain of yellow shit taking up half the plate?
Jesus america
>not importing an Italian gf to cook your meals for you
ALL BRITS GO TO BED
whipped butter
farting in public is socially accepted in Britain
The stuff on the pancakes
The yellow on the other plate is scrambled eggs
you're joking right? That's egg, not butter, right?...
terror attack ongoing in Spain rn lads
racist
2" flaccid
>half the plate
overreaction. would you stop. that isn't even taking up a fifth of the pancake it's sitting on.
>scrambled eggs
Then what's on the other side of the ham?
No it's extra fat butter with mayo mixed in
has anyone called that guy out yet for denying the Armenian genocide?
No it's butter
The stuff on the pancakes is vanilla ice cream
stop giving the fat yank (You)s
this thread is for british culture only
I'm surprised you can understand all that if you're actually japanese
hash browns
frig off
why is it bright yellow? Do Americans eat rotten eggs?
hash browns?
46 seconds
American culture is an interesting offshoot of British culture though.
>hash browns
>that
inb4 yanks start saying their culture is 'German'
To all my Chinks, Japs, Gooks, Slits, Slants, Slopes, Fishheads, Zipperheads, and fellow Mongoloids. They sure have a lot of words to hate us, don’t they?
I’m here to tell you that we were all born into a war. It’s not a conventional war, the kind with tanks, fighter jets, or attack submarines. No, this war is more like a street fight. Bring your fists, hearts, and minds. Where is the battlefront? It’s not being fought in faraway lands, or taking place on some foreign soil whose mother tongue you can’t pronounce. It’s being fought right here, right at home, right on your doorstep.
They call it a culture war. That’s a lie, culture has nothing to do with this. Let me tell you brothers what it really is. It’s a gang war. Gangs, divided along race, class, gender, sexual orientation, and every other way you can subdivide and atomize a human being, have congregated under one prison roof to duke it out for turf. That prison is America, home of gangsters, and the biggest, roughest, toughest, most feared gang on the block is… well, shit, do I really have to tell you?
You know who it is. You know who be rolling deep. You know who reps their set, all across media, magazines, news, TV, and every public venue you’ve ever attended. You can’t miss it. They vandalize buildings, bridges, churches, streets, and stadiums with their gang signs and logos. You go to their parties. You listen to their music. You work alongside them, but never with them. They hold all the money, hell, they make money. They own the police, the judges, the politicians, and the government. They have many names: paleface, gringo, honkey, haole, laowei, but you will know them by this sign: they are all, uniformly, White.
Let’s talk about the LA Riots. No, not the manufactured ones in 1992, where they pitted us against Blacks to break us apart. I’m talking about the LA Riots of 1871, or more precisely, the LA Massacre of 1871.
gonna do my tinder pics like this
hopefully the slags will understand that I'm being ironic
>british culture only
get a grip you fucking mong
American culture is more English than English culture you mean
do you reckon she still thinks about me lads
WE'RE AGAINST SAUDI ARABIA YOU DUMBASS
That's what normal hash bowns look like. Not the gross mcdonalds type hash brown cakes
What's all this about then
bout to slink off to gym lads AMA
their culture is as German as ours. Influenced but not derived from.
Pissed off because I have a BSc (first-class) and an MSc (distinction) and the only job I've been able to find is in Wetherspoons on minimum-wage. Can't believe I fell for the academia meme. Smh desu senpai.
Realised that drinking every night wasn't making me any happier. Haven't had any alcohol for 5 days now lads and i'm feeling a lot better 2bh