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Third Eye edition

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Usa is gay

reminder that Nice & Spicy are the best niknak flavour

where is sgt bash what have you done to him?

Usa is gay

I have a SERIOUS anxiety issue hahahahahahhaha

Fuck off Dago you're as bad as the Yanks.

so lonely
so alone

kek :DDDDD

on the verge of selling my startup for just over £4 million lads

not even joking, I'm set for life now, I can just doss around for the next 40 years

no flamethrowers allowed

heath and safety

you understand

seems legit

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>literally has a fire on the floor
>no fires

I didn't say no fire, I said no flamethrowers

>no one on /eire/

kek

That must be the closest she's been to a willy in half a century

thought I had some porridge leftover for brekkie but I actually didn't so I just went for something lighter instead

Those pepperonis look absolutely disgusting

>tfw grandparents came from greece
>3rd generation
>still called white
my mom's side is from yugoslavia in yet we are considered white slave owners lol

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still maintain this is the grimmest image ever posted on /brit/

matilda has a flywheel instead of the saw just give him summit else then

just launch a virtual tactical nuke into the deep recesses of my mind

help i am a boat pls fix me

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or /cum/

Doesn't matter whitey.
White European immigrants always had more privilege than POC and are therefore complicit in today's inequality.

Grim

nothing wrong with this except the coke

>Blacked membership fee increase of £9 a month

Thinking of cancelling now

Only thing wrong with this is the plain white bread.

>that flag
>this thread

oh honey, don't you know the rules by now :) x

>nothing wrong with this except the coke

>mushy peas
not a fan to be actually honest with you (which I am)

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my grandparents shined shoes though

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How are you all not fat as fuck eating tons of sausages all the time?

nope

you have been pre-judged based on your skin colour

(that isn't racist though for some reason)

>all that salt on the peas
>all that tomato sauce on the egg

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>salt

daddy is making me sausage and mash for dindins lads

at least its a meal for two

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I'll be giving your mum some sausage for dinner

talcum powder?

she is dead

considering she's Muslim, no, no you won't.

speed peas

and?

daddy would you like some sausage xD

u.s. breakfast

>only 2 slices of bacon

what is this a kid's meal?

>bacon is 50% fat
>ham?
>vanilla icecream?
>pancakes?

Jesus america

why do you call real butter European butter?

what other butter are you lot using?

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>no beans or mushrooms

d r o p p e d

That's butter

>beans in the morning
ripping ass all day long is not in the script

>mfw i got a Bacon, Egg and Cheese """""""""""""HERO""""""""""""""" a couple times a week when i lived over there

>mfw i found out after a few months that the bacon was turkey because all of the corner shop """"""""""""""""""BODEGAS"""""""""""""""" are owned by Yemenis

What's butter?

That fucking mountain of yellow shit taking up half the plate?

Jesus america

>not importing an Italian gf to cook your meals for you

ALL BRITS GO TO BED
whipped butter

farting in public is socially accepted in Britain

The stuff on the pancakes

The yellow on the other plate is scrambled eggs

youtube.com/watch?v=L64b8Lg86fQ

This video triggered me

Laurie Penny is retarded

you're joking right? That's egg, not butter, right?...

terror attack ongoing in Spain rn lads

racist

2" flaccid

>half the plate
overreaction. would you stop. that isn't even taking up a fifth of the pancake it's sitting on.

>scrambled eggs

Then what's on the other side of the ham?

No it's extra fat butter with mayo mixed in

has anyone called that guy out yet for denying the Armenian genocide?

No it's butter

The stuff on the pancakes is vanilla ice cream

stop giving the fat yank (You)s

this thread is for british culture only

I'm surprised you can understand all that if you're actually japanese

hash browns

frig off

why is it bright yellow? Do Americans eat rotten eggs?

hash browns?

youtu.be/lsVONO75utI?t=46

46 seconds

American culture is an interesting offshoot of British culture though.

>hash browns
>that

inb4 yanks start saying their culture is 'German'

To all my Chinks, Japs, Gooks, Slits, Slants, Slopes, Fishheads, Zipperheads, and fellow Mongoloids. They sure have a lot of words to hate us, don’t they?

I’m here to tell you that we were all born into a war. It’s not a conventional war, the kind with tanks, fighter jets, or attack submarines. No, this war is more like a street fight. Bring your fists, hearts, and minds. Where is the battlefront? It’s not being fought in faraway lands, or taking place on some foreign soil whose mother tongue you can’t pronounce. It’s being fought right here, right at home, right on your doorstep.

They call it a culture war. That’s a lie, culture has nothing to do with this. Let me tell you brothers what it really is. It’s a gang war. Gangs, divided along race, class, gender, sexual orientation, and every other way you can subdivide and atomize a human being, have congregated under one prison roof to duke it out for turf. That prison is America, home of gangsters, and the biggest, roughest, toughest, most feared gang on the block is… well, shit, do I really have to tell you?

You know who it is. You know who be rolling deep. You know who reps their set, all across media, magazines, news, TV, and every public venue you’ve ever attended. You can’t miss it. They vandalize buildings, bridges, churches, streets, and stadiums with their gang signs and logos. You go to their parties. You listen to their music. You work alongside them, but never with them. They hold all the money, hell, they make money. They own the police, the judges, the politicians, and the government. They have many names: paleface, gringo, honkey, haole, laowei, but you will know them by this sign: they are all, uniformly, White.

Let’s talk about the LA Riots. No, not the manufactured ones in 1992, where they pitted us against Blacks to break us apart. I’m talking about the LA Riots of 1871, or more precisely, the LA Massacre of 1871.

gonna do my tinder pics like this

hopefully the slags will understand that I'm being ironic

>british culture only

get a grip you fucking mong

American culture is more English than English culture you mean

do you reckon she still thinks about me lads

WE'RE AGAINST SAUDI ARABIA YOU DUMBASS

That's what normal hash bowns look like. Not the gross mcdonalds type hash brown cakes

What's all this about then

bout to slink off to gym lads AMA

their culture is as German as ours. Influenced but not derived from.

Pissed off because I have a BSc (first-class) and an MSc (distinction) and the only job I've been able to find is in Wetherspoons on minimum-wage. Can't believe I fell for the academia meme. Smh desu senpai.

Realised that drinking every night wasn't making me any happier. Haven't had any alcohol for 5 days now lads and i'm feeling a lot better 2bh