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> some of you have no gf
> some of you are manlets
> some of you are ugly
> some of you are virgins
> but take solice in the fact
> that despite these flaws
> at least
> you are not Irish

edition

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very good edition

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>Tfw no gf but not a virgin, fucked eight girls and I'm 19
>Tfw 5'11 King of manlets
>Tfw not ugly
>Tfw Irish and not an Anglo sissyboi

Feels superior lads

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Keri Sable 2bh lads

Islam is the truth. Convert and you will get a gf

but i am all those things

Any of you lads able to translate this mick gibberish? I think he's had a bit too much to drink tonight

how do i get an older gf

please help

A few of the Defence League lads and I are going to something in Manchester on the 20th, should be sizeable. Dress nicely! We're doing a family values theme

>Tfw your da was in the ra and probably put runts like OP six foot under

Haha nice

>mum is english
>dad is welsh
>surname is scottish
having an identity crisis rn

>A few of the Defence League lads and I are going to something in Manchester on the 20th, should be sizeable. Dress nicely! We're doing a family values theme

>OP thinks he isn't Irish

Cute

>family values

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and now he has you as a son

lol

Fantastic edition

who /IMG_1142 lad/ here

Is not very good.

got sunburned lads

people call me fucking pasty because I spend all day inside so I tried to get a tan as the weather's come back by surprise

had factor 15 on and everything

listened to some Ricky Gervais on XFM though which was hilarious

>Tfw your da was in the ra and probably put runts like OP in ma's womb

>go to milf bars
Literally any semi classy bar attracts droves of older women. Look nice and be confident and you'll get that pussay.
Most of the time they're not looking for anything long term so I think you're fucked.

>Thinks Ricky Gervais is funny
Deserve everything bad you get

what's wrong with family values?

Wonder what runt slop you're force feeding yourself today then

Me? A perfectly cooked medium steak

>had factor 15 on and everything

you say that as if factor 15 is in any way strong

fucking retard

>alone at a restaurant

I think I know where you are

The so called bf on the left

ayy

Got back from the gym and going to watch some Chinese cartoons, what's the plan for today leds?

erm

what's going on here and why isn't it me in the red pullover

My girlfriend is here with me, she's just in the toilet.

I don't see you posting anything though.

>got sunbured
>ricky gervais

God's letting you know he's there

>he thinks the factor of a suncream has anything to do with it's strength

Oh boy here we go.

I may also watch some Chinese cartoons and maybe play some vidya

chips are burnt

>what's wrong with family values?

morphine or drink tonight? got work at 6am

thing is that kid is actually naturally quite aesthetic

all he needs is a better chop, get rid of them specs, hit puberty and get some better clobber

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Trying out my French lads
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Your girlfriend is a poo haha

this new partynextdoor album is beautiful

Morphine

t. Chris Moyles

>aussie pipes up with a nothing post nobody asked for in a conversation that doesn't involve him

who's on the left? based tony g

im the gayest boy in the thread bar none

>in the toilet
>a poo

ahahah i see what you did there lad great post

>medium

hope you choke on it

...

stopped wanking to her after i read some tumblr posts

>mention the flag and get defensive because he realised he's a fucking retard

The Factor of suncream has nothing to do with it's "strength" though, only how long it will last on your skin.

what the FUCK is that filename

baka

>Jameson
Binned

good shout

Hey brits - love you guys. Straya m8s too. Have a great friday and weekend!!

Share some love and remember to hug your mums! Tell her you love her!

then strength is perfectly apt. read more English language books Chen.

but you live in laois and you are irish

El HaitANO

what's wrong with jameson? perfectly good middle of the road whisky.

the GF

too soon

can a brit please try to pronounce this

no scots allowed

>jameson
>not the comfiest whiskey there is
what's your poison Fritzl?

a dinnae ken wha i' sais

Not in this situation you dumbcunt.

Factor 15 would be absolutely fine for a short-medium trip out in British Summer even a hot one like we've got now. Stop being an idiot.

Micks OUT

>5'11

Why do people brag about steak? It's not expensive or difficult to cook

ah thanks man, love you too :) have a good one!

ach tha sibh a 'fuireach ann an laois agus tha thu ereann

Family values, sometimes referred to as familial values, are traditional or cultural values (that is, values passed on from generation to generation within families) that pertain to the family's structure, function, roles, beliefs, attitudes, and ideals. In the social sciences, sociologists may use the term "traditional family" in order to refer specifically to the child-rearing environment that sociologists formerly called the norm. This "traditional family" involves a middle-class family with a breadwinner father and a homemaker mother, raising their biological children. Any deviation from this family model is considered a "nontraditional family".

Politically, familialism may advocate a welfare system wherein it is presumed that families will take responsibility for the care of its members rather than leaving that responsibility to the government.

According to Dictionary.com, "family values" is defined as "the moral and ethical principles traditionally upheld and transmitted within a family, as honesty, loyalty, industry, and faith."

>It's not expensive

>>Jameson
>Binned

>>jameson
>>not the comfiest whiskey there is
>what's your poison Fritzl?

>what's wrong with jameson? perfectly good middle of the road whisky.

>not expensive
>18 quid without a drink

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ok little baby, whatever you say.

is that why they call it the olympics because its a wanking marathon??!!!??!??!?!!!!

falbh sassenach
>whiskey
>e
falbh yank

Nup - I'm from Småland. Merely a farm boy trying to spread some positivity today.

Thanks for that - I appreciate the kind words. Stay absolutely legendary lad!!

>that pic

yuck

hmmm

top kek

>Aussie being anally autistic about suncream
Apt i suppose

>mfw a sassenach talks about whisky near me

IM WAKIN UP WAAAAAAY BEFORE THE ALARM CLOCK FOR THIS ONE

having a go

James chester, decent signing

rustled af

You pronounce it then

sesh was dece at the gym earlier

Scots make the best whisky if you disagree you are simply too poor to afford it

it's spelled whiskey, dickhead

>Brit spergs about pale user getting burnt
>is wrong
>lol autism

It's not some obscure single malt from cuckland or Japan. Doesn't really warrant that sort of response desu.

Rasheed

leash. as in dog on a leash.