Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!

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アノンくんのちんこがどのくらい大きさですか?

Korea

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二十日鼠のような謙虚なチンコです(´・ω・`)

おつ

...

a nice piece of art...

無駄に大きい
欲しくないけど
可愛いロリっ娘でいればよい

do yuo loev jepan

jepin a sit

大嫌いだよ

>巨根
>ロリっ娘

結婚してください(´・ω・`)

rip japan

youtube.com/watch?v=ro0KT8SA6Lc

Are you expecting me to watch this one-hour long video featuring a Christian American whose voice is needlessly loud.

こんにちは。

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チンコを付いてるロリっ子がお好み?
変態じゃない

日本の平均
でも俺より小さいちんちんの奴が存在するなんて信じられない

livebunker.rocks/chat/int

Let me guess it's a "Japan isn't Christian enough therefore it triggers me" episode?

>tfw Japan won't be saved when the day of the judgement comes
Sad stuff

>tfw there's no Mexican friend to fight off cactus monsters with...

2.6GB

日本の平均は何ですか?

健全な男子です(´・ω・`)

>GB
no.

僕たちは地獄に落ちるの…?(´・ω・`)

I need to watch this movie.

japan's a very religious country, just not christian
therefore they're devil worshippers and are being actively punished for it via nukes from america

Compressed. So about the 4gb after installation.

You have to stream it

13cm位
悲しいくらい僕のちんちんは小さい
ちんちんだけ黒人になりたい

I don't have it yet. It's pics from Nvidia website
I will mostly feel ankward if I stream this shit

>japs are going to hell
>we won't able to talk about anime in heaven
Feels bad man

>"ONE MORE GOD REJECTED!!"

Just imagine his reaction when he finds out what Shin Megami Tensei is. He'd probably pass out.

God is Japanese.

日本は地獄そのものだ

Lmaooo

@nipponjins
Are you actively religious or is visiting shrine for events just tradition that you keep up without believing the spiritual side?

Do you know anyone who is christian? Are christians disowned?

They massacred Christians centuries ago and they had to go into hiding. I think only 1% is Christian today.

Their shrinery stuff is more memery superstition tradition 2bh.

チンコの小さい黒人だってあるさ

I know you don't my man. You should streamuu anyway.

Drink some beer, get a buzz, smoke a little if it helps you.

western porn見てるとちんこの小さい白人は沢山居るけど、ちんこの小さい黒人は見た事無い

I will name an animal Rila Fukushima don't worry and I will post screen
Streaming could lead to leak of my personal information and I don't want atention

it is worthless

トルコが十五歳以下の子供とのセックスを許可したって本当?

There're one million Christian in Japan.

ポルノを基準にしているかよ

このスレッドはホモだよ!

is future funk popular in japan?

youtube.com/watch?v=mPtJy0kOISU

お前ら女装すると似合う?

Nice. Japanese thread planet? Will PC players be able to see PS4 players tags?

I'm from a Buddhist background but visit a shrine on new years day or when I find ones when I'm on a trip.
Christianity is fine, but I cannot think of becoming a Christian myself, mainly because I want the funerals for my family and myself to be carried out in the same ways as those for my ancestors were.

駄目か?
それ以外他人のちんちん見る機会なんて無いからな

ほとんど女だお前含め

no. PC servers

all talking no action...

How do you handle funerals? I thought they were generally similar.

buy ice cream or not
that's the question

not
do you want to be futotteimasu?

>tfw people don't follow the true religion

>listening to old anime screencaps and remixed tatsuro yamashita songs: the genre

If you are being held against your will, blink twice.

Berserk 07 1080
here we go shit is going down now

10% of Japanese are Christians
OK?

They are similar but very strict about their sects.
When you are buried, your family has to invite a monk for chants from the sect you and your family belongs to.

yes. get the waffle fish with the ice cream with bean paste inside

Or street stall waffle with ice cream filling, very delicious gook food

youtube.com/watch?v=JZp0V1gRcVM

n-no it isn't !

I just had one.

do you like /gsg/?

I'm planning my trip to Japan, but I got so many things to do... but I think the most important of all, I don't think my japanese is on the level to handle basic daily conversations, I can read mangos/novels with relative ease (still need the dictionary from times to times, mostly kanji), but I have 0 talking experience.

Is there anything in specific that I can do to improve this to get my japanese to a regular bakagaijin tourist level?
Especially for listening/speaking.

what kind?

>blink twice.
I don't get it. What does that do?
Does it take me home in Kansas?

Sounds just like Christians but with preachers/priests instead.

I think cashiers at convenience stores are dead inside

lewd

are you the german?

yes

Something like that
youtu.be/BgelmcOdS38

chocolate crunchy kind

>but I have 0 talking experience.
get a language partner on skype

Monks love money.
And probably young boys too.

are you trying to sound naive by saying that?
we all know you fap to videos which contain much lewder stuff in them.

today I ran 3 km at the treadmill machine
I started with 1 km the first session, then the second I added 500m, seems each new session I run 500 m more
if this is true in 10 sessions I will be able to run 8 km

Im sure this slow metabolism I have is due my jewish grandfather, he was caught when he was 16 years old and imprisioned on the mauthhaussen extermnation camp for 4 months before the camp was liberated
same as him I can survive several days without eating anything

ok

So definitely like catholic priests.

So much in common.

ぐっど・モーニング、皆さん

2300に横になったけど、ついに0400に寝入れたよ。1030に目を覚ました
よく寝ませんでしたぁ~

post pics of girls and korean girl feet.

did you meet your gf yet

Thank you.
I might have to use that knowledge someday.

I've been to Kansas; I wouldn't recommend the trip. It's just endless fields of sunflowers. It may sound peaceful, but it's actually just genuinely boring.

No offense to any Kansans.

>today I ran 3 km at the treadmill machine
we're proud of you, peru-kun

>ぐっど

アンタバカ?

I think he was just making a reference to Wizard of Oz

42731

Try eating fibre rich food before eating anything.
It will prevent your blood sugar level from rising quickly.
Also drink lots of water. Your body burns calories just to process it.
Have a cheat day when your weight stops falling.
By eating, your body learns that it's not starving.

5392

>namefield

>muh six gorillian