Tell me about Thailand

Tell me about Thailand.

Someone told me it's the best country in Southeast Asia.

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>best country in Southeast Asia

it's definately the worst
>kill and murder tourists and expats
>scam tourists and expats
>full of disgusting whores and trannies
>disgusting two-faced, passive aggressive, backstabbing way of treating people
>eat insects and act like insects
>streets are dirty and dangerous as fuck
>basically chinks mixed with native people, kept all their worst traits

Singapore is the best SEA country. So good people even forgot it is actually surround by shit.

Singapore is basically a city-state though.

Burma, Malaysia, Cambodia > > > Thailand, Vietnam, Philippines

Still counts as a country.

Burma and Cambodia are garbage though.

Malaysia has a decent economy.

t. turdthai porniporn

What the fuck, Burma seems like literal garbage, and I was in Cambodia, it was the most fucked up place I have ever been.

Thailand is better than all those.

Thailand has the best prostitutes and ladyboys. That's about it. Thailand is a filthy disgusting AIDS infested shithole of a country that never accomplished a single thing in their entire history.

Vietnam is greatest, Cambodia is garbage, and Burma Depends on your mood.

Please find below the only correct ranking
1.Singapore
2.Brunei
3.Malaysia
4.Thailand
5.Philippines
6.Vietnam
7.Indonesia
-----POWER GAP--------
8.Cambodia
9.Burma
10.Laos
11.Timor Est

Thailand should be ranked seventh. It's the only country that celebrates its whores and trannies.

>American education

It's better than the richer Muslimasia.

t. Nguyen

Vietnam is fucking poorer per capita than Nigerians.

Vietnam and Indonesia are economically similar. One is PRC 2.0, the other is Islamic.

Philippines is worse than that. Manila is basically I giant favela.

Would you? Yes or no?

Yes or no?

>Basing your opinion on one city
Besides, it's getting better and better and has lots of nice areas 2bh

yes

who is he?

Isn't Manila the most developed city in the Philippines though?

>per capita
is based on US dollars, VN dongs and US dollars are not equal, with 1 dollar you can buy a bowl of Pho in Vietnam.

It is but I guess that cities like Davao and Cebu are nicer on the whole, while Manila is more like south american cities, with very big disparities and luxury condos 1km away from squatters.

Why do you guys rank me higher?
Please go to Singapore, Indo or Siam.
Want to be pampered in luxury, go to Singapore
Want tranny, massage and sex, go to Siam
Want to be in nature, go to Indonesia.
Please rank me the lowest.
(Virgin qts hides)

>go to Indonesia

Hell no, not after watching The Act of Killing

>Diversion plan failed
Hmm. I've never heard of that.
Adventureous ones shall head to Indo, Siam or Singapore.
Still, please don't come to Malaysia. (>##

But Burma be crazy, they came here and setup slums, hide in the jungle by the hundreds, mob entire squad of immigration officers, gang rape, kidnap dogs for BBQ and murder each other in tribal fight with weapons such as hammers.
They are pretty stable right now, the gommie purge has been over for decades.
Must be satisfied with annual gassing attempts on us and Singapore with haze.

What the fuck are you talking about, Thailand has a good history, basically btfo'd all others except Vietnam and was on par with Burma

I'm pretty sure Laos is the biggest shithole of them all

How safe is this area? I've been to Iran without travel agencies or guides so my safety standards are not european tier.

Literally who doesn't count since barely anyone remembers they exists.
Its fine if you avoid the shady gangster areas , the insurgency has went down and I have been going to the south for occasional shopping or dinner even during the peak of insurgency without getting shot at.
Although from what I heard from family members who works for our foreign relations dept things might turn upside down when the king dies and the blast yesterday by junta opposition means some dissent is brewing.
Just be careful of their roads, Thailand is top when it comes to dying in road accidents and westerners who rent motorcycles tend to die around here when they forgot that you are supposed to drive on the left.

Trannyland

>Southeast Asia
>ever relevant

First notice that there was an insurgency, sorry.

Also, how do I identify the shady gangster areas if I'm not a local?

flying there today for a few days before i head to cambodia. sheeiiiiittttt.

Gender ratio in thailand

50% males
70% females

Just avoid the placed with underaged prostitutes or ask people at tourist centres/airport/police station but if they don't bother travellers unless you start sniffing them out.
The insurgency is mainly concentrated to the south but places such as Phuket and Hatyai is pretty safe other than a car bomb years ago. Its places such as Sungai Golok in Narathiwat that still have the occasional shooting.
Haven't been to Bangkok for a few years but there are rumours about Russian mafia operating there. Our police didn't make this public but they uncovered crates of Kalashnikovs in Langkawi during the ASEAN summit last year which might be related to them.

DUMB M*LAYS STOP ALLAHU AKBARING THAILAND OK THANKS

Just don't look like you are first timer to the place. They like new fish ===pretty much===to do things. You know.

>Thailand
>good history

That's like bragging about being the richest nigger in Compton.

Wrong
90% female
30% ambigous male

That's their land taken by Thai and they are majority of that land. Just hope that peace will return on that part. If the Albino Elephant will ever give them freedoms tho.

Know of any chill places in bangkok?

Read the news, it was the junta opposition.
We have been pumping monies to the south and setting up business so that folks get jobs to pacify the insurgency to the point where our banks are all over the south. Its not our fault their govt kept beheading themselves and making blunders resulting in separatist movement in annexed regions.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anglo-Siamese_Treaty_of_1909

I visited Thailand not for the fucking but for the countryside and the people and it was a great experience.
Beautiful nature and architecture, people are ridiculously nice and the society made a virile and healthy impression even though some problems such as roadside slums were of course visible.

i fuking hate my country. AMA

How is your new constitution?

JUST

now military has full power. they can legally overthrow any government they dont like and half of senators will be picked by them.

i cant go too much into detail since my english is shit. so tl;dr thailand is fuked.

also 57% of voters didnt read new constitution AT ALL. bloody hell

Sup, Bang Sukchoke.

Then you should not be a filthy gommie, you fucking leftist.

Kek, make sure to bring those shiny brand new T-84s in the next coup, those M41 tanks lined up in the front page all over our newspaper is getting boring.
>they can legally overthrow any government they dont like and half of senators will be picked by them.
That is some damn big JUST, at this rate Myanmar tier junta is just a matter of time.

Why are Thai ladyboys so hot?

Is anyone else seriously worried that democracy the world over is regressing? It makes me pretty unhappy.

Pic is Democracy Monument protests

This is the prince of Thailand. Absolute gutter trash.

Actually I take back the "gutter trash" statement. He is trashy as fuck, but it's kinda cool that he doesn't give a shit.

Where do you live?

Have been there several times, mainly because planes need to stop to fuel up between Australia and the UK.

>Take a Taxi from the airport
>taxi has no back windshield, boot or floor in the backseat, the rear axle is totally visible from inside, the back and front are divided by a thick rug hanging off the roof of the car also no closable windows
>sit in front seat with bag, the car takes off and the engine sounds extremely high pitched like a dirtbike being redlined and the driver speeds out onto the highway, driving on all sides of the road and occasionally sidewalk
>there are literally people riding elephants in the road, overtaking them and beeping horns while the elephants stop in the middle of the road to shit
>get to hotel, pay cab, there are elephants walking on the road in front of the hotel
>one of them shits and people start gathering around it and yelling, whenever someone gets too close they hit them with a stick

thailand girls are hot especially chink mixed thai girls

If you guys actually go to Thailand as a tourist, chances are you'll be surrounded by white people or Chink/Gook/Jap tourists the whole time. You'll rarely notice the actual Thai people.

If you like ladyboys.

>Brunei
The Qatar of SEA

So is that a good or bad thing?

>Qatar
aaaaaaaaa

A good thing if you're Thaiphobic but still want a cheap vacation to Thailand.

Completely and utterly wrong

>Isn't Manila the most developed city in the Philippines though?
It has lots of really tall buildings but I would't say it's more developed. Electericity, internet, roads are just as bad as any of the other major cities. It has a train system that other cities don't have but it is of course a piece of shit. Only obvious advantage is education and medical care is far better than anywhere else in the failippines

Not really. I thought it was you (minus the Islamiche and oil)

>Qatar
Surely you mean the UAE?

It's the best of the poor ASEAN countries in terms of development.

Outside of bangkok it's a shithole though. Around my $800/month 30th floor condo apartment are shanty houses, and I'm literally 3 train stops away from the city center.

And if you wonder why they're so fucking lazy, it's too damn hot to do anything here. At least the food is good(but they seem to have an obesity problem)

>It's the best of the poor ASEAN countries in terms of development.

What? Practically all of ASEAN is poor, outside of Singapore and Brunei, which are closer to city-states than countries

They're still countries though numbnuts

The best thing about it is the legendary Thai nonce who is regularly in /brit/.

be it him, whom I spoke of?

Okay?

Your HDI, PPP, and living standards are similar.

Fucking currency maninpulated communists.

>VN dongs
HOLY NAPALM! It's actually V.N.'s currency.
It ain't bad to have a 12",
dong,
do-dong
do-dong.
youtube.com/watch?v=3iuH2fpbHbg

So, you're saying that Thailand is the best country outside of Singapore and Brunei?

>about Thailand
>The King is a deity, if not God-like.
>Junta tolerates nothing
>it plans to force all tourists to have cellular phones with s.i.m.-trackers
>Malaysia
>“Muh Islam”
>“Oh no! The Chinks and Hindus here are doing economically better than the Malays' master-race, time to insert mandatory quota to fix this.”
>Malaysian airliners disappear off the friggin' map or get sent over war-zone, WITH NO SURVIVORS!

THOSE FUCKING HACKS!!

What's up with Southeast Asians who hate Chinese for no good reason? Chinese practically keep their economies running. Without the Chinese, their countries would be complete shit.

>inb4 someone thinks this isn't a falseflag

We don't hate localised Chinese. We hate commie Chink and Chinese of China. Please know the differences.
>Do you like someone who don't even talk in your language in your cunt to make as they please? Lots of example in your own cunts.

territorial disputes are the recent thing going on.
Fun fact: Viet-Nam's mostly recent war was not against the U.S., but China.
The other thing I guess is about religious differences and seeing the other ethnic groups as remnants of the British Empire, like Idi Amin Dada did re. the S. Asian Ugandans.
But better to ask nationals of ASEAN.

Why arent you called Siam anymore

Because Siam sounds retarded and will forever be associated with Siamese twins.

Some people even forget we're part of SEA.

And Brunei is even more forgotten.

Do you think Bangkok is safer than Paris ?

If you miss their almost 4k annual murders, the recent dissent against the junta and their top tier road deaths I'd say probably not.
Hell I don't think I ever went to Thailand without seeing something in the ditch and my sides almost got trucked by Thai fish truck last year.

And that war with China is not very well-known, they aren't taught in school, and the goverment decided to never talk about it.

Yet they teach about wars with China that happened 1000 years ago.

What do you expect from a cuntry whose capital is called "Bang Cock"

>Someone told me it's the best country in Southeast Asia.

Someone told you correctly, although "best in Southeast Asia is an understatement. We are among the best in the Asia-Pacific region in its totality.

Thais are the blessed children of the Chakri Dynasty and the immortal sires of the Sukhothai Kingdom that ruled over Greater Siam - the first and only power to conquer the entire Indochina Peninsula atop the ruins of the fallen Khmer Empire.

kek..irish
>muh anglo overlord is better than me
>better rebel them because they are not cucktolic like me