You bring this girl home

>you bring this girl home
>wearing this outfit
>this is my gf her name is Mohamettee

How does your family respond?

idk go ask Sup Forums

>Is she a Nun?

>Mohamettee

"Son, I don't bloody think Sharia allows this name."

>why is she wearing a hood? is she from some favela gang?

>Mohamettee

They will say hello and be nice, but when I turn my back they will talk about how she is a Muslim

I think that she may be Batman.
Or Batwoman or whatever.

>How does your family respond?
My dad tries to cuck me

> mohamette
bad
> vildara, dana, lilya, or any other tatar name
okay

fuck off mohamadee

this, my dad has hardcore muzzie fever and is way more attractive than me

They would be proud. Not only that I have a gf, but its also very progressive

My dad's just a piece of shit

I've always wanted to fuck an Arab though

my parents would be extremely happy that i have a girlfriend now

Y-you aren't off to join ISIS now son, r-right?

My parent will be very nice to her and sugest she stays for the night. Then when she takes a shower she will sufficate and die.

"How lovely to meet you"

They'd probably be okay with it, but when she leaves they're going to banter me into oblivion about finally landing a girl.

my parents are uneducated, probably don't even know what hijab is

>wow son, we thought you were gay

"Well son, that's not even a real name. At first I thought she might be an NSA agent collecting information using a false identity but not even American intelligence are retarded to use such a ridiculous fake name like "Mohamettee".

We already don't approve of you dating muslims, despite us growing up in Lebanon and Syria, but dating a well-connected retard who's pretending to be muslim is exponentially worse."

"So, you're not gay after all"

Gatubela.

Firstly, i'll never do that, secondly, they will expel me.

get run over by a truck faggot piece of shit

They never watched O Clone?

this

I think the first reaction would be a surprise I've got a gf, the second one would be wondering what she's like even though they pretend to be lefties and finally acceptance if she doesn't blow herself up the second time she meets my parents

personally idgaf who i date or marry but probably nobody ever thanks to too high expectations

>user i'm so happy you finally have a girlfriend

There are so many brown people around you and you didn't manage to come up with a real sandnigger name?
Pathetic

this desu

Inshallah I can get a girl as pretty as that one day.

...

how much did you pay for her

Hello cousin of the north.

this

Oh man I'd be AWESOME to have a ninja girlfriend