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enchantress edition

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cara

Page 8 you toothpaste cunt

*steals your custard cream*

>pooicide squad

(custard creams)

fingered aisha outside a club in carlow

Keri Sable 2bh lads

>walk past a group of teenage girls
>hear them all go "eeeeww"

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Labour are blaming the tories, saying their counter-terrorism policy is waht amde her go to Syria and become a jihadi bride

we all did m8

He's at it again.

>creme

think it's fucking pathetic that Yanks come here desperate for our approval

bet they don't even have custard creams in America, he has no idea what he's on about

baka

7.5 inches erect, 4 inches soft, 6 girth,

Literally the perfect dick. If /brit/ was in a room with fit birds and I walked in naked I would literally shag every girl in the room and leave you all watching like cucks.
I have the dick of a god, smooth and silky like a anaconda. Veins everywhere. My dick is like a shining gold light in the heart of darkness :^)

this is my custard cream dance

Dutch lad against a Yank lad for the bronze medal in archery

>have to go out tomorrow for a friend's going away do

>in fucking Whitechapel

*stuffs myself of so many custard creames that I become severely overweight*

he went fully JUST after beating that korean earlier

>waht amde

hahaha twat

reminder that gold medals are the devils fuel, lets summon satan together lads

dunno why people still genuinely support trump desu
i don't "support" hillary but i'd rather elect a corrupt but standard politician than a complete buffoon
i'm convinced that the only reason he still has a following is because of contrarians

Only another 278 posts

need something to do tonight that takes my mind of being lonely and bored.

yeah same

oi dickheads what the fuck do you think youre looking at? come on to fuck will who do you think you are ill slit your fucking mothers throat and fuck her throat

*stuffs ur mum with some of my crusty cream she becomes severely overweight*

Drugs always help me.

on my... 7th.... custard cream... feeling... stuffed

Don't think I'm gonna bother with /brit/ today

garbage

do you have any drugs m8

Would like a traditional conservative gf but if I'm being honest, a sexy slag who knows she's sexy makes my willy far harder than some demure girl. Doomed for an unhappy relationship either way desu.

cares linctus

is that are tim

Poleaboo really wishes he could pay someone to lock him up for a month and force him to lose weight

The creation of Sup Forums was moots biggest mistake desu.

my mommy is fommy

>him

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8th custard cream devoured, update complete
will now have a lie down and a moan

she did it coz she was dying for one right up the gee but is also religious

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that's a few week old tim

he's probably worse now

It was supposed to be a containment board, same as /mlp/, it just didn't work as well

>friday
>can't even enjoy myself and get benz'd as usual because working tomorrow

arggggghghhhhhhhhhh fuckkkkkkkkk

*sucks it*

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it's /new/ you fucking newcunt

Is Vodafone Unlimited Fibre Home Broadband good?

need my pozz hole negged, I don't want AIDS anymore lads

Dang this Bulgarian women's badminton team is peng.

how do people play video games when they're adults. so fucking boring lol

I'm not even interested in getting a gf lads.

Who /overman/ here?

shit begging to be let out but im not in the mood rn

only 8?

Don't worry, soon the taxpayer will be paying for you to be locked up for many, many months.

aah yes

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ahhh friday prayers are over now for a relaxing weekend in with the wifes daughter

Thought you said "fuck it" and were gonna get off your nut nyway

>>>/l/
>>>/l/

>>>/l/

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playing starcraft 2 as I read this

Probably shite but I can understand wanting to go with them now they've absorbed line rental charges into their packages.

I'll neg your pozhole

would fucking hate to have AIDS

>have to get on a ferry in Portsmouth at 8:15 tomorrow

seriously contemplating going to the club and getting on the first train from Peckham at 5:02

hmmmmm

>eat junk food
>instant spot

fuck sake. was making progress as well.

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You're also paying for my feminisation pills, girl clothes and laser hair removal

*fucking murders you*

I did say that but I have a headache now and have to be up at 06:00 tomorrow.

DEFINITELY on the etiz after work tomorrow though. Might even start on the train home then wobble my way up the hill walking home.

not enough hair gel in that round

that's why he lost

>Peckham

You don't HAVE to you little cunt

Stop bragging about your lame little holidays

just sitting playing with my dick semi erect its so soft and fat i am so lucky i dont a runt dick

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the only good frog post is the one where pepe is a little kid

dont care

well I bought a ticket, don't really want to squander £60

will etizolam cure your headache?

Why would that bother me? I'm literally paying to have you sterilised and possibly even dead, without having to break the law.

I'm happy to keep paying.

Wish my dumbfuck parents would have signed me up for some sort of sport when I was kid

Could've been in the Olympics

>tfw /l/ is dead

because he's not hillary clinton

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Mate is selling me 15 2mg xanax bars for 20 quid from the darknet cant wait to get wonked

don't reply to me

HOORAAAAAAYYYYYY

must be it

>There's so little to see in Dublin that a shitty pub is one of the main attractions

grim

don't give a fuck if I'm on the mic

nah I have paracetamol though

what was it

need my nongers dunfed

It's not too late

Pick up a shotgun, world's oldest olympic medallist was in his 70s

I too buy woodgate at lidl when i am skint

me on the left

You're also paying for my takeaways etc.

You're my piggy bank

I hate my parents too

Everything in this world I've had to figure out myself