There are orgies happening RIGHT NOW in the Olympic village

>there are orgies happening RIGHT NOW in the Olympic village
>your qt Olympian you fapped to will probably get stuffed by some burly powerlifter or get spitroasted by two swimmers tonight

Why don't you become an Olympic athlete?

>those chinese grill teeths

Is that a chocolate medal?

I could go to Rio right now to enjoy this.
But I don't want to be hit by a stray bullet.

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bruh just imagining all these peak specimens having sex with each other to create physical marvels excites me for the future of our human race.

ZIKA'D

>there are orgies happening RIGHT NOW in the Olympic village

Yeah, but we all know who isn't participating...

Have you seen Hope Solo's nudes?

>someone is pole-vaulting into her ass right this moment

My olympicfu is muslim and will only have sex after marriage.

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>Why don't you become an Olympic athlete?
I have unlimited time and I can't even learn Japanese much less tune my body to within the top 1% of humanity

>she will never take refuge in Brazil ;_;

No.

Roast beef

she's dismounting from some Jamaican sprinter right now

Do the trainers and assistants get to join in the fun?

I thought they only fucked the nigger basketball players exclusively

>that fucking deformed gook is considered waifu material by some of you

muslims do a lot of things they aren't supposed to and their girls have sex if they can get away with it

>a competitive archer is striking a bullseye in a North Korean with his throbbing meat-arrow

there was this american runner olympian who just decided to become a luxury escort

maybe you can find one of these olympians-turned-escort

>implying
She's too pure for that.

Name and place?

>a pale, Nordic athlete is making an olympic dive into this pussy and firing off a team of swimmers into her womb at this very SECOND

>there's a fucking dude right now getting gold in the TRI-ASS-THLON, dumping silver spunk in each ass

>a powerlifter is doing a clean and jerk off on top of these tiny Japanese booties

Nice try, Zika virus.

Suzy Favor Hamilton, she was an escort in Las Vegas. She's 48 now though, you have to find some other slutty olympian probably.

They really do integrate well into England they even have the characteristic butthurt look

>there are men in Rio at the moment you're reading this, snapping their javelins in this incalculably tight anus

more like theyre all fucking each other because theyre all dykes

Another quality thread from a quality poster from the world's most quality country.

>there is some no-name athlete from a tiny, country nobody has heard of literally, LITERALLY, looking like an Olympic podium as tight-bodied olympians are sitting on his dick, face, and chest

I want to be a Chinese girl so bad now :(

Lady on the left is too pure for that. I bet she goes on r9k

Dem feet.