Spanish Empire Thread

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When are we going to admit decolonization was a mistake and reform one of the greatest empires known to man?

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>A Canadian making this thread

are you even real?

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Castilian diaspora is a thing, Jose

CHI

100% pure genes from Castile-LaMancha

indios are inferior amirite kek

>La Mancha

That's a little bit too close to The South.

Lolailo heritage ain't free.

Anything south of Toledo is Andalucía, north of it is Castilla; which one are you?

>a leaf

UNA FOLLA

Tfw, now I realize that thecoat of arms of Charles V are literally two times the Dutch one and two times the Spanish one combined on one shield, which is placed on the eagle of the Holy Roman Empire, which stands in front of the cross of Burgundy.

>Dutch, Austrians
I missed this part; and no, those are not invited.

fucktard

Saludos mi hermanos

Invasion of North Africa when?

>Inviting one of our greatest enemies and a country we had nothing to do with
Yeah, you CLEARLY are a fucktard.

asap I hope. The Eternal Moro is invading us again. It must be stopped.

>Netherlands
>greatest enemies
Calm down, it was just a prank...

Family is from Toledo itself

Olivenza reporting in.

¿Que es esta mierda?

Why no Southern Italy

I love these kinds of overly designed crests

Yeah fucking south Américans, we should have exterminated them but filthy Andalusians.

Fuck andalusia

hey, why so rude?

Because you are a mistake, all south american countries are shitholes.

fucking indios lad

but we are more white than Spain itself

Fighting with machetes, listen reggaeton, cartels crime, poverty and you steal our Jobs, filthy subhuman

yeah, not really...

but you also have reggaeton and shitty pop music m8

also you're poor

don't forget southern italians lel

Maybe 50 ago yes.
Now its the Pargua-Bolita invasion.

If Spain didn't failed industrialization, would the empire still exist?

nah

No one likes us

Thank god because you would not

B-but I like you...

algeria was part of the french empire

Of course we needed resources when industrial era around 1800 but criollos declared independence (Spaniards in Américas or traitors like bolívar) and we turned in shit.

Bolívar was a fucking andalusian and traitor

Why that?

They still were big until late 19th
America and Bolivar etc. killed it

Are you the same Spaniard posting this or do all Spaniards think this?

Algeria was french, but most of the setlers were andalusian.
Also, we would have conquered it after BTFO the ottomans.

>and you steal our Jobs


if a sudaca steals your job you deserve to be poor para ser honesto familia

Andalusians are scum, corrupt, traitors, they like bullfighting, etcétera.

Reggaeton here is a latino thing. People like you brings it.

Argentina, Uruguay and Chile are decent senpai, they just made poor choices.
And the USA has cucked them since their independence.

>, but most of the setlers were andalusian.
No, they were Corsicans or French

We lost the empire before the industrial revolution happened.

Happened outside of Britain, sorry.

Retrasado. Seguro eres catalufo o asi.

This.

Fucking bolívar.

Soy vasco, eres andaluz?

es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inmigración_española_en_Argelia
Use translate.

Catalan here, it's a meme that there's anti-andalusian sentiment here. Literally everyone is andalusian.

Being an actual anti-andalusian is more of a madrilean thing.

the spanish empire was already dead on the inside by then.

They didn't do land reforms when they shoud've had
they didn't weaken their nobility because they were too affraid of invasions and civil war
they didn't centralize after consolidating because neither land nor its owners were manageable
they couldn't keep up with the other power (even though they had the military know how to do so)
their ruler became increasingly more impotent as colonies were giving only trouble and ambitious advisors tried to use their power to further their own goals

by the time they could industrialize (and they had access to coal), the central government couldn't do shit. Private investment was the motor of spanish industrialization, which pretty much means that only the coal regions and surrounding areas developed in any way, the rest kept locked in the agriculture goods or specialized crafts

Navarro.

iirc Phillipines were spanish until late. You could have saved that

Por que defiendes a los andaluces si tu eres parte del país vasco

Sound a lot like ottoman empire.

Weird how the two mega power of the 16th lost their power

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EL GILIPOLLAS DE BILDU
Mi madre es andaluza.

Criollos were from Extremadura and andalusia.

Scimbags of península

And Cuba and some other irrelevant islands in the caribbean and the pacific. But we lost all that to the americans, you can't win against the americans.

I'll say more, we were industrializing (a little and slowly) at that time, and Cuba got railroads before the peninsular lands.

>si tu eres parte del país vasco
La luna también es vasca :^)

There are Hispanics in Canada. They're from all over Latin America and Iberia though. They're mostly doctors, scientists and business people. Actually, in Canada, Hispanics are high-achievers (as opposed to Muslims, blacks and eastern Europeans).

I blame this guy, fucking criollos, Sons of a bitch

you wear too stupid to accept the Tratados de Córdoba, Mexico wanted to remain under the Spanish king, but as an equal to spain, not a colony

Please do not mix us with what you call "hispanics" (south americans).

Pic related

Mexico.
Igual que España.
Antes morir.

I literally can't tell the difference between a Spaniard, a Colombian and a Cuban, and I don't care. They're all brown and speak Spanish.

>Fernando VII fucked what could have been a very beautiful friendship
FUCKING
BORBONES

You cannot because you have never seen a Spaniards in your life

You are wrong on the latter part though.

The spanish empire was a mistake, now our language and by extension our country is forever associated with the second worst continent in the face of earth.

He's a guy who bosses over an good but heavily declined empire that is now dead and nostalgiafags over said empire he never was a part of.

He's even more pathetic then brit muh empire posters because at least they were number 1.

This,

I've met plenty of Spaniards. They never fail to point out they're from Spain, and not some Latin American country.

Here though, all the Spanish speakers are one thing. A mahogany Peruvian, a black Colombian, a white Spaniard, and an Arab looking Chilean will form a group in any workplace here. Mostly, it's just the languages. They're not culturally similar, but they all speak the same language.

>Bolívar was a fucking andalusian
>The surname Bolívar originated with aristocrats from La Puebla de Bolívar, a small village in the Basque Country of Spain. Bolívar's father came from the female line of the Ardanza family.

spaniards in charge of history

And? You are congo tier now. Could you get food ?

I got internet access but no food. That makes a lot of sense, right?

The surname coming from Euskadi doesn't mean anything.
García comes from Euskadi, but not everyone in Spain is basque.

Hope you get better soon guys

Are we allowed? I'm from California.

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Why? You stole our territory

When are you gettig rid of maduro?

:(

he know our plan

>Bolívar was a fucking andalusian and traitor
This
He just wanted fame like Napoleon, fuck that cunt so much and fuck Venezuela for making him what he is now

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Never

Why do Spaniards speak with a lisp? That's some gay shit

I really wanted another country like england, or france have colonized us

I would understand england, but france? really? you want to be Haiti?