What's your excuse for not having a Portuguese gf Sup Forums?

What's your excuse for not having a Portuguese gf Sup Forums?

Mamona,.... her name is Mamona. Top kek

saw so many QTs in Vilamoura

wouldn't know how to talk to them tbqh. i had a good conversation with the taxi driver about one of your crazy politicians who unfurled an ISIS flag in front of your president. that was fun.

don't live in portugual or speak spanish

>moortugal

They dont speak spanish....
Did you try to drink? That would encourage you to talk with QTs. The problem is that grills will see you as another drunk brit.

>coming to Vilamoura
lol chav

i'm not a brit, but i didn't see any of the same girls out drinking. i think they must go somewhere else cause Vilamoura is too expensive.

>moorish town

CANNOT FABRICATE

>Mamona
Does it mean money? We say it here.

I-i'm pure Gaúcho, i wish i had a qt portuguese gf.

m8, You should go to another town. The name is literally the morish town...
Vila= town
Moura= Moor

>N-notice me w-whiteboi...

Holy shit. Looks like the perfect woman. Big legs, perfect waist, hips and ass. A bit of body hair and she would be a 11/10

It is an insult in Spanish

Vilamoura is beautiful though

It seems to be pretty comfy but I would change the name of the town.

...

Im trying to remember this portuguese girl's nam
I'm pretty sure it began with S and ended with S

Any idea what it could be ?

it means sucker
I'm sure her parents looked at her great lips and though, she'd give some godlike head, and so they named her mamona

The face she makes when seeing the B Brazilian C.

Sucker? Tipo uma gaja que mama bastante em uma pila?

And they said Chun-Li's body type is impossible

I think you mean the B Barcelos C

no caso sim
mas podia ser mamar numas tetinhas tambem

hot

I know this is just the traditional meme, but daily reminder that she is not considered white even by Portuguese standards.

>Tfw my town is mentioned.

>mamona