/asean/- Friendly region edition

This is why asean is the most comfy region

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*farts in your thread*

absolute madman

has he said anything about trump?

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Is it wrong to fap to trap?

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Ooooohhhhh sheeeeyyytt its not oger yet

Isn't that the guy who wants to kill 100.000 criminals?

Quite the madmen, but I've heard his zero tolerance policy on drug dealers is rather effective.

Being a failpenis must truly be a curse
You are poor, short, weak, tiny dick, stupid.
at least niggers at athletic and have big dicks, while other Asians are smart and successful
Failpenises are just what they are, failpenises

only killed 1000 and made 125000 plus surrendered. It's probably will rise since it's just been 2 months

kill count is almost a thousand but the surenderees is around 200k now

Another flipcentric thread filled with nothing but marcos propaganda and yellowtard news links

Most comfy region my ass

>He did not apologize to me when we saw each other, why would I apologize to him? He started it,” Mr. Duterte said in a televised interview on Friday.

"He started it." LOL naaalala ko si Donald Trump, parang bata.

>tfw no chink gf to spend saturday night with

Duterte's strategy: I announce what is the "real" problem, I'll say if it's resolved or not. NO ONE CAN AUDIT OR COUNTER CHECK ME, because I am always saying the truth.

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>quite the madman

Filipinos are equal only to Japs in Asia and consider themselves superior to Chinks, Koreans and other Southeast Asians, particularly their Muslim neighbors.

Out of all Asians, they are the only ones who deserve to be treated as peers by whites

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*sucks in all the fart gas so the thread doesn't stinky dinky*

your move hombre

atheist think that rules made by god are stupid and rules made by human are more sensible
but atheist believe that god is not real and religion was actually made by human

hmmmm

Flip superiority complex is just a facade to mask their rock bottom self-esteem

It's not what you think it is

made by human ~10000 years ago

is Schooling exempted from military service now?

Probably not. No one escapes; he already deferred it to train for this. It might be pretty comfy for him though, who knows. They might let him stay out and train, or give him a nice, injury-free vocation - like military fitness instructor.

pic related is how I describe us

what's the problem?

this pisses me off because its the bar hoppers

Filipino's grow up their bullshit phase and mostly wear their uniforms and suits like they never part with it and just focuses like the wage slave that we are.

Duterte is doing good work, Jesus Christ lived inside Durterte who killed this drug dealer. He will not go to hell. The drug dealers, on the other hand probably will... I wish we had such a leader as Durterte in Singapore.

>Implying he cares if he goes to hell

If I eat this everyday, will I gitgud at dota?

What are some goof flip rap like this?
youtube.com/watch?v=W5ZxCpuzEF0

Also haze soon lads.

Basically one of 3 route /asean/can take on every thread

why do people from the phillipines all speak english

>Open door wanting to pee
>Cockroach falls to my foot
>Panic
>Slips and head bumps to the wall

PUTA

Bounce

Ngu.

Why do Korean girls think my 5.8inch cock as big?

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because we like imitating americans

because we're just spain's and uncle sam's discarded fuck toy

This is what you get for not wearing indoor slippers.

Korean dicks aren't that small 2bh
I'm German and when I went to a jjimjilbang I thought they were only a little smaller than Europeans

I love Chinese girl feet, but do tell me, ASEAN friends, are South East Asian feet as nice as those of the Chinese girls?

my single says we all get gf tomorrow

Resemblance is uncanny desu

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not true 2bh. they took the data from some weird military survey only in seoul or something
the Korean girls just lied to you. they think 18cm is average because they have no idea about size

How did you even manage to see another person's erect benis?

natural reaction of every korean when they see a white foreigner

Gay

>he and his friends didn't show their D to one another

Wow...Korean men love white men?

Looks more like natural erection amirite?

Get on my level,

>he never gets forced into being a trap slut for his friends in an all boys school

젤리

i don't think they even exist here

I don't speak Chinese m8

you should probably soon do that. Like the rest of us..

stop making flip centric threads all the time tb.h, this is /asean/ not /pinoy/. We already own a whole board /pinoy/ board

Learn to speak Chinese then,You're going to need it after WW3 :^)

Yes

Now draw me some anime girls

Dudirty will get removed by the big guys

You heard it here first

They removed Juetengman because he was content on pummelling snackbars and never went in for the kill

They tried to remove Moleshortywoman because she ordered the pullout of PH contingents in Iraq and was trying to be chummy with China

Chinese = chinks
Japanese = nips
Koreans = ?

>tfw have a Swiss knife with 5 tools
>tfw no Swiss wife who speaks 5 languages

gooks :^)

swiss women have 3 nipples

>swiss women have 3 nipples

Malaysian men have no foreskin

Because of circumcision, duh

But I do

We need a Dutdut for ourselves.

are you Chinese?
is your sister single?

What are asean approved manga?

As a person who's 5'2'', do you think I'm too small even for a flipfag?

>The indonesian naruto
>The guro indonesian artist

Only if your a grill that its ok

Sorry to break it this to you in a rude way, but /asean/ is nothing without flips.
NOTHING.
You need us you fuck. We're like, the life of the party.

PINOY PRIDE

WORLD WIDE
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L
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W
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Pinoys are the most powerful race in the world.

hey are you gay? I'm at euljiro 1-ga atm
come here

I'm not a grill. I'm a man. I think I have a 8/10 face but my pimples got it down to 6/10

Yes flips are vital to /asean/, but not flip centric niggers like you

>euljiro 1-ga
Too far, nigger.

I am at Samsung station

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it's line 2 too. are you rich
I will come visit you now

Yes

I have no sisters

Good boy

Story?

checked. is it hard to get a chinese gf when you're white?
I like Malaysia but I don't want a muslim or Indian gf

any indonesians here? Currently watching a documentary on pancasila youth.

Is your whole fucking nation insane? Why do the president and vice president associate with a paramilitary organization?

LKY insisted on caning because of this though
Tunku kicked Singapore out of the Malaysian union/federation thing because they can't deal with the fact that Han people are superior

look now who's the first world country

No. In fact in Malaysia you can even be a Malay or Indian and still get chinese gf

That said of all the friends know that study overseas(me included, back for holiday) only a few of them hook up with whites

Sorry, I don't swing that way.

I like Duterte

Good job Philippines

a city is not a country

I have a friend who always molest me by rubbing my thighs and even at one point, touching my benis

Then one day after class, he and a few of his friends just went up to my table and started asking me to suck their dicks

I got gangraped

I wished I ended up in a coed school where this wouldn't happen to me

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Nice try rusemans

you cant fool us no more

shiet

give up our height is grill-tier

It's not funny

Once I have to wear a girl's swimsuit and get cumshot from all of them

if Singapore isn't a country what is Taiwan

hook me up with one of your female or gay friends pls