This is why asean is the most comfy region
/asean/- Friendly region edition
*farts in your thread*
absolute madman
has he said anything about trump?
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Is it wrong to fap to trap?
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Ooooohhhhh sheeeeyyytt its not oger yet
Isn't that the guy who wants to kill 100.000 criminals?
Quite the madmen, but I've heard his zero tolerance policy on drug dealers is rather effective.
Being a failpenis must truly be a curse
You are poor, short, weak, tiny dick, stupid.
at least niggers at athletic and have big dicks, while other Asians are smart and successful
Failpenises are just what they are, failpenises
only killed 1000 and made 125000 plus surrendered. It's probably will rise since it's just been 2 months
kill count is almost a thousand but the surenderees is around 200k now
Another flipcentric thread filled with nothing but marcos propaganda and yellowtard news links
Most comfy region my ass
>He did not apologize to me when we saw each other, why would I apologize to him? He started it,” Mr. Duterte said in a televised interview on Friday.
"He started it." LOL naaalala ko si Donald Trump, parang bata.
>tfw no chink gf to spend saturday night with
Duterte's strategy: I announce what is the "real" problem, I'll say if it's resolved or not. NO ONE CAN AUDIT OR COUNTER CHECK ME, because I am always saying the truth.
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>quite the madman
Filipinos are equal only to Japs in Asia and consider themselves superior to Chinks, Koreans and other Southeast Asians, particularly their Muslim neighbors.
Out of all Asians, they are the only ones who deserve to be treated as peers by whites
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*sucks in all the fart gas so the thread doesn't stinky dinky*
your move hombre
atheist think that rules made by god are stupid and rules made by human are more sensible
but atheist believe that god is not real and religion was actually made by human
hmmmm
Flip superiority complex is just a facade to mask their rock bottom self-esteem
It's not what you think it is
made by human ~10000 years ago
is Schooling exempted from military service now?
Probably not. No one escapes; he already deferred it to train for this. It might be pretty comfy for him though, who knows. They might let him stay out and train, or give him a nice, injury-free vocation - like military fitness instructor.
pic related is how I describe us
what's the problem?
this pisses me off because its the bar hoppers
Filipino's grow up their bullshit phase and mostly wear their uniforms and suits like they never part with it and just focuses like the wage slave that we are.
Duterte is doing good work, Jesus Christ lived inside Durterte who killed this drug dealer. He will not go to hell. The drug dealers, on the other hand probably will... I wish we had such a leader as Durterte in Singapore.
>Implying he cares if he goes to hell
If I eat this everyday, will I gitgud at dota?
What are some goof flip rap like this?
youtube.com
Also haze soon lads.
Basically one of 3 route /asean/can take on every thread
why do people from the phillipines all speak english
>Open door wanting to pee
>Cockroach falls to my foot
>Panic
>Slips and head bumps to the wall
PUTA
Bounce
Ngu.
Why do Korean girls think my 5.8inch cock as big?
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because we like imitating americans
because we're just spain's and uncle sam's discarded fuck toy
This is what you get for not wearing indoor slippers.
Korean dicks aren't that small 2bh
I'm German and when I went to a jjimjilbang I thought they were only a little smaller than Europeans
I love Chinese girl feet, but do tell me, ASEAN friends, are South East Asian feet as nice as those of the Chinese girls?
my single says we all get gf tomorrow
Resemblance is uncanny desu
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not true 2bh. they took the data from some weird military survey only in seoul or something
the Korean girls just lied to you. they think 18cm is average because they have no idea about size
How did you even manage to see another person's erect benis?
natural reaction of every korean when they see a white foreigner
Gay
>he and his friends didn't show their D to one another
Wow...Korean men love white men?
Looks more like natural erection amirite?
Get on my level,
>he never gets forced into being a trap slut for his friends in an all boys school
젤리
i don't think they even exist here
I don't speak Chinese m8
you should probably soon do that. Like the rest of us..
stop making flip centric threads all the time tb.h, this is /asean/ not /pinoy/. We already own a whole board /pinoy/ board
Learn to speak Chinese then,You're going to need it after WW3 :^)
Yes
Now draw me some anime girls
Dudirty will get removed by the big guys
You heard it here first
They removed Juetengman because he was content on pummelling snackbars and never went in for the kill
They tried to remove Moleshortywoman because she ordered the pullout of PH contingents in Iraq and was trying to be chummy with China
Chinese = chinks
Japanese = nips
Koreans = ?
>tfw have a Swiss knife with 5 tools
>tfw no Swiss wife who speaks 5 languages
gooks :^)
swiss women have 3 nipples
>swiss women have 3 nipples
Malaysian men have no foreskin
Because of circumcision, duh
But I do
We need a Dutdut for ourselves.
are you Chinese?
is your sister single?
What are asean approved manga?
As a person who's 5'2'', do you think I'm too small even for a flipfag?
>The indonesian naruto
>The guro indonesian artist
Only if your a grill that its ok
Sorry to break it this to you in a rude way, but /asean/ is nothing without flips.
NOTHING.
You need us you fuck. We're like, the life of the party.
PINOY PRIDE
WORLD WIDE
O
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L
D
W
I
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Pinoys are the most powerful race in the world.
hey are you gay? I'm at euljiro 1-ga atm
come here
I'm not a grill. I'm a man. I think I have a 8/10 face but my pimples got it down to 6/10
Yes flips are vital to /asean/, but not flip centric niggers like you
>euljiro 1-ga
Too far, nigger.
I am at Samsung station
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it's line 2 too. are you rich
I will come visit you now
Yes
I have no sisters
Good boy
Story?
checked. is it hard to get a chinese gf when you're white?
I like Malaysia but I don't want a muslim or Indian gf
any indonesians here? Currently watching a documentary on pancasila youth.
Is your whole fucking nation insane? Why do the president and vice president associate with a paramilitary organization?
LKY insisted on caning because of this though
Tunku kicked Singapore out of the Malaysian union/federation thing because they can't deal with the fact that Han people are superior
look now who's the first world country
No. In fact in Malaysia you can even be a Malay or Indian and still get chinese gf
That said of all the friends know that study overseas(me included, back for holiday) only a few of them hook up with whites
Sorry, I don't swing that way.
I like Duterte
Good job Philippines
a city is not a country
I have a friend who always molest me by rubbing my thighs and even at one point, touching my benis
Then one day after class, he and a few of his friends just went up to my table and started asking me to suck their dicks
I got gangraped
I wished I ended up in a coed school where this wouldn't happen to me
>interaksyon.com
Nice try rusemans
you cant fool us no more
shiet
give up our height is grill-tier
It's not funny
Once I have to wear a girl's swimsuit and get cumshot from all of them
if Singapore isn't a country what is Taiwan
hook me up with one of your female or gay friends pls