Is there anything more pathetic than not having an iphone?

Is there anything more pathetic than not having an iphone?

having a samshit phone

Having an iphone...

kek

pls dont bully me

Getting a phone because it's a "status symbol".
Having shame because of your phone. Is your identity based on things you own or things you do?

Being a woman.

shilling consumer electronics on an internet image board
kill yourself OP

Combing another man's chest hair.

>Is there anything more pathetic than not having an iphone?

Yes. Posting useless threads about how not owning a specific brand is 'pathetic.'

>own Applel product
>fingerprint gets scanned
>face gets scanned

What's next?

...

These fucking shitposting threads every single day.

not having a MacBook Pro

None of those three girls have an iphone.

I haven't had sex in more than 10 years and I am not a virgin.

Which year is the worst?

This. Identity based on your race, gender possessions or diet is pathetic.

I was a bit sad when we broke up but I stopped caring after a couple of months.
Maybe it is the fox and the grapes, but I don't care. I just know other people think it is pathetic.

I wish I knew.
>tfw I hate my iPhone 8+ but I’m going to appreciate it anyways because it was a gift but secretly I want my $100 android phone back.

Sell that bitch while it's still worth something. Gonna lose half its value in a year.

Contracted :/
Besides it’s really growing on me. Telling that saucy Australian cunt all my needs and iteneraries actually makes shit really easy. I just say “listen bitch, I have to shit post at 11am tomorrow before my noon narcotics anonymous meeting, be sure to load my freshest of pepes” and it just works.

Plus the girls all love my blue bubbles.

I can think of a couple of things off the top of my head.

>Having a cuck shed.
>Using any messenger on your phone that isn't E2E encrypted by default.
>Caring what phone someone else uses
>Wanting to fuck traps

Again, that's just off the top of my head, without actually stopping to think about what would be more pathetic.

I don't know man, not wanting to fuck traps is pretty pathetic. Are you so opposed to fun?

Having two.