Go to coffee shop

>go to coffee shop
>pull thinkpad out of messenger bag
>loud thud
>ka-chik
>BEEEEEEP
>fans spin up
*loud fan buzzing and rattling*

>lower display briggtness
>they wont se my cp

I knew a girl that had a x220t. I had a x201t. Match made in heaven. Asked her out, she said "my boyfriend would love to see that movie"

Now I use a macbook pro.

>Then a mexinigger approaches me
>HE PLUGGED IN HIS PHONE TO MY THINKPAD
>Sup Forums how can I brick his phone?

And youre dating her bf?

Are you tranny now too?

Who are those plush demons?

>go to coffee shop
>pull MacBook Pro/ iPad Pro out of messenger bag
>silently powers on
>notice people look at me with envy as I use my superior device, with better display, high resolution and higher refresh rate compared to a thinkpad

tipped
ugly hand

> pull out x260 during long lecture
> extended battery
> see everyone else's laptops shit the bed at around hour 4 as they scramble to get their charging cables out
> tfw still have 14 hours of charge left

>envy
More like
>Uh... I hate when homosexuals demonstrate themselves...

>go to coffee shop
>pull macbook pro out of $600 suitcase
>"hey there sailor"
>several gay men surround me with macbooks
>they are unzipping my pants
>now i'm bent over
>feel something hard and wet inside my bum
>close my eyes
>another hard thing enters my mouth
>cute male barista comes over and starts sucking me off while taking a selfie with his iphone x
>notice the table next to me has become a gay orgy as well
>notice there are no girls anywhere
>notice everyone is using apple products
>tfw this is paradise

Please go to /y/

the x220t is a wonderful machine and I hope one day a messenger from God pops into one of these threads with an ISO of a fully riced out systemdless OS where the digitizer, stylus, backlight, function keys, fan
et al Justwerks™. Ah well, til the day comes..

>continuing to post this b.s.
fuck off cunt

Ftfy
>ugh another homosexual tech illiterate dude, sigh

2hu fumo.

>go to lecture
>whip out W700ds covered in anime stickers and attach it to a docking station
>smash through table with it
>fans, failing HDD (put in on purpose), system beeps, and typing create an unholy symphony of noise that drowns out the professor
>student with macbook comes up to me and asks me to turn it off
>i bash his puny macbook with the thinkpad, causing it to disintegrate
>he begins to scream so i smack him too, killing him instantly

I guess you've been having better luck with other men user?

Really makes you think

Awoo?

>put your wrench on the table
>load up the MS-DOS program that always served you well
>input a bunch of data from your engineering work
>take a double serving of egg and bacon