Why is every other country such little cucks compared to based phelps...

Why is every other country such little cucks compared to based phelps? He literally has more total medals than entire countries have total

Why do people even try to compete with Americanboys?

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phelps should grow the pornstache again

he should, it looks good on him

wonder what's his cycle

he's sexy as shit, i definitely would

But would he, you is the question

He won because of ancient Chinese traditional therapies. You're welcome, America.

t. European taking advantage of my flag

he looks like Jim from the office

i don't think so

china is pretty based desu

We'll never know his stack

It's a shame desu

one chink swimmer already failed drug test in this Olympic, kek

medal rank
4th Japan
5th Australia
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
13th New Zealand
14th Cucknada

Brit colonies are joke LOL!

He was a giant lanky freak and frogposter his whole life. Then he decided to put his Quasimodo build to use in a swimming pool and he wound up dominating the planet.

is this true?

Muh drugs tests

Every athlete roids faggot

Yes.

wow really makes u think huh

Idiot, not the story of steroid, u chinks and ruskies use banned substance

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Every athlete does

It's physically impossible to be a professional athlete without drugs. It's not about honor or some shit it's just how it is.

we Japanese are different from u filth chinks and ruskies, thank you

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Nah. Not really.

>Nah. Not really.
you are stupid and delusional if you don't think every professional athlete uses steroids

Yes. Really.

If there were 10 different football pitch sizes, I'm guessing the Germans/Spanish would also have a lot more medals than they do currently.

He's pretty based, but then again he does get to compete in about 58 different races.

He's a literal beast whose body was designed for swimming.

He has 22 fucking olympic gold medals for Christ sake. Second place (of all time) only has 9 gold medals.

Everybody on the planet knows that Japans, chinese and koreans all cheat on tests

We don't hold it against you because your parents will cause permanent damage if you don't do well

he legit looks like the columbine shooter wtf

that's because swimming is a fucking meme.

You can get so many medals in one olympic, where as in real sports you only get one.

Just wait until the winter olympics

Meh, the fact that he's won almost every event he's entered in the past 4 Olympics is still pretty impressive. 22 golds out of 28 events is a good result.

typical ignorant redneck, LOL
Japanese swimmer destroyed the US team on ur own turf even just after WW2 when such shitty drugs were not available

> 1949 U.S. National Championships of Aquatics, in which Furuhashi Hironoshin from Japan set new world records of freestyle swimming in all distance categories, he was referred to by the US media as "the flying fish of Fujiyama"

who cares? this cuck trashed his genetics by breeding with a spic

>just after WW2
>the flying fish
he got irradiated into a fish, case closed

...

>be the greatest Olympian of all time
>marry and impregnate a Latina

How does this make you feel?

>breed with a race of people famous for traversing bodies of water
>trashed his genetics

French education.

Feels like I dont care about his personal choices and it doesn't matter to me who he marries

cuck

wow good argument

cuck cuck cuck cuck XDDD

That's like saying the 100m dash in track and field is the same as pole vaulting because you have to run in both events.

The different swimming events are so different that claiming it's easy to win more than one medal is retarded.

He might have Marian syndrome

I know whether ur hockey team will win or lose, u guys will set a nice bonfire, haha

he does have marfans

>The different swimming events are so different
lol

It happens

...and the will win of course.

>and we will win

You can't possibly think anyone will beat team Canada at hockey.
>Canada
20 medals/13 are gold (#1 all time)
>Sweden
11 medals/2 are gold

India has the most gold hockey medals of all time though.

Unless you're talking about ice hockey, but that's a bit of a meme sport.

Is there another type of hockey?

Yes, ice hockey - the kind Finland is famous for.

I saw her celebrating in the stands and immediately thought of the Colombian wife on Modern Family

FROM TEACHER TO STUDENT.
PHELPS GOT FUCKING SCHOOLED.

Germany got gold in discus throwing.

How does it make you feel that Germany is getting gold in ACTUAL Olympics sports and not some memeshit?

We're keeping up the gold standard of the TRUE olympics.

>Finland

Lolno

AYYYYYYYYYYY JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY NOOOOOOOOOOOO Y WON'T YOU LEESTEN TO ME

MANNYYYYYYYYYY NOOOOOOOO

JAAAAAAAAAAAAY

she's p. hot though

people give the olympiad wayyyy too much fucking attention

what exactly does the best swimmer/runner/weightlifter etc produce/contribute to society? sports is good for your own physical strength and health but it creates nothing of value on the larger scale

He has a lot of medals because there's way too many swimming events.

Ole Einar Bjoerndalen has 13 olympic medals, but you plebs only follow summer olympics.

>We knew this day would come, sensei.

>norwegian reading comprehension

Swimming is a meme sport. 50 different events each awarding medals while some other sports only have one event. One gold from archery is more prestigious than Phelps's whole collection.

idiot. your post is literally vague about what you mean

you can do a cop out and pretend you were only talking about swimmers, but your post never specified that

GET FUCKED AMERICA

I was talking about gold medals.

and he has 13 gold medals, I wasn't talking about his total medal count

He has 8 gold medals though

Pretty much this. The guy is indeed by far the best male swimmer in the world.
But he gets so many more medals than other best athlete because there are so many available for one athlete in swimming.
If there was a 100 medals in Running, biking or Judo, Usain Bolt, Froome and Teddy Riner would all have more medals than the US.

seems like he aint packing much though

he's a grower not a shower

This is actually pretty cute desu

I wonder if he held back so he could give the pup some time in the limelight...