What's the Sup Forums approved hipster programming language?

What's the Sup Forums approved hipster programming language?

none

lisp
>))))))))))))

Forth

>lisp
Which dialect?

the one used to write emacs os.

Scheme R5RS

>the worst one that only exists for legacy purposes

Dart

Ruby desu

>Ruby
Not Crystal?

C

>C
C isn't a hipster language, faggot

FORTRAN

Nim, my dude

Elixir

The language is not important it's the color of your panties and socks.

The patrician tier is usually the classic shimapan.

Jai.

c+=

Ciao, or Pharo

Ok Grandpa

Python

some 80s bullshit where you have to do everything like garbage collection manually but supposedly if you do, you'll save 1K of ram, and it can't have any form of web framework. Also can't be mentioned by indeed or job sites even as a semi-related transferable skill also the piece of shit who wrote it has to have killed himself 20 years ago because he realized he was a loser

Lol, no generics.

Lua