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cara

korean pop

>british bf

archery

Amazing post

jaw hurts

>mandem itt support trump

dead dead dead

RIP kenny baker

was going to see him at comiccon in october too baka

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August has had a severe lack of happenings. Where will the first major attack be this month /brit/?

I think Germany.

fuckin filtered

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What does FONT mean again? I keep thinking of FOY

just feeling a bit curious lately you know, like i'm just more open to trying new things... if something happens, it happens you know.. i'm just trying to have some fun and see where things go

My birthday was at the beginning of August so i reckon God was just making everything nice and peaceful for it

frig off norman tit

this triggers the rorke

>KANG
>CHANG

when you die you turn to fuckin dust dude

fuck off northern twink

it's used against northern poofters

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Perfect.

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on either Monday or the 20th something BIG will go down

remember this post.

Left the window open and the breeze went up my arse
Feels good desu

what sport to watch

>went into deutsche to proclaim myself as a deaf nutlet and a guy replied to me with a chart showing that the French lost against Germany while America lost to Vietcong

>british men allowed american blacks to bed their wives in the ultimate display of hospitality
>white american soldiers were no competition for these black bulls and warriors of freedom

JanSport

writing a diary lads

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this 2bh

>MFW the American Army had to have "preparation" programs for their white soldiers to make sure they were ready to see blacks and whites eating and dining in the same room when they were with the British
>yanks used to see it and sperg out about segregation
>bar fight would ensue yanks vs blacks
>brits would always fight against the yanks with the blacks
>this was over 100 years ago
>still Brits born in the 90s are meant to feel guilty cause muh sgeregation

of course we were polite, they also weren't staying back then you stupid nigger

Post more faggot

they should have a doping olympics 2bh, that would be more entertaining

daily dose

>100 years ago

WW1?

Also segregation never existed in the UK who guilt trips modern britons about it?

was it even a muslim this time

looks like a spoof

What's the worst fetish known to man and why is it feet?

Hmmmm

*scratches noggin*

Really makes you think

If quantum mechanics hasn't profoundly shocked you, you haven't understood it yet

>who guilt trips modern britons about it?
Hrm....
I wonder

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those kisses are adorably hilarious

>i'm not a virgin entirely by choice

kinda made me feel bad for him seems like a nice guy

Both wars and that is exactly what I'm talking about. Our blacks (British Blacks that is) are being Americanised. They have NO idea about British History, British Slavery or the huge differences between that and America. They just hear BLM spouting gobshite and sperg out

Reminder: Pakiboo thinks watching MotD is the same as watching football

This isn't news to anyone. These islands never had that racial divide manufactured so why would they have been as racist as yanks?

the goal wife
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Cute boy
Definitely would bang

*lays down a runt trap*

Now we play the waiting game...

>Those kisses
Mate, I'm a KV but even I know that's not how you do it.

>she will never be draped over your back seat

why even live

Who ordered some milk???

*gets trapped*

why is joining the army stupid

*laughs when you walk right into it*
Runts. When will they learn?

found some steroids laying on the front porch but i'm afraid on injections. should i take them? i'm kinda scrawny and i want to bulk up but nothings working

you could die

I don't think it's stupid though

you sign your life away to the jews

join the territorial army if you want to shoot guns

What if I have split personality disorder and post on /brit/ as two different people?

>laying on the front porch

yeah they sound perfectly safe lad

>rape more prevalent in high population areas
hmmm just can't seem to wrap me head around this one 1 lad

the noodles i ordered smell fucking disgusting

can't force myself to eat them

do noodles flush down the toilet? don't want to stink up the bin

DUDE HAHA YES

as opposed to spending my life posting on this shithole all day?

What if I'm Devon or Greater London?

Inject it into your eyeball so you get super strong vision

Hazzar!

*drags you by the collar to the runt factory*

death is inevitable anyway?

oh, turns out Kindle with free 3G costs 170 quid

yeah, that's too much, I'll get the 60 quid basic one instead, might even buy it right now

Book + Kindle = 1 weeks bennies

Before you laugh at children who believe in Santa Claus...remember there are adults who still believe in God.

Ever since I've quit gaming I have realised just how utterly dull my life is.

Not to mention there are NO jobs available here in Preston.

I'm so close to offing myself it's unreal.

you might become cannon fodder because of some bullshit political jockeying

can someone explain to me the appeal of reading a book of "very british problems"?

*squeals profusely*

>get paid fuck all
>never get to live your own life; every action is performed because someone shouted at you and told you to do it
>forced in to early marriage in blind desperation to qualify for married quarters
>could possibly get killed by a wog (even when not on tour)
>no actual skills or qualifications despite throwing away 3+ years of your life - "being good at carrying heavy things and used to being shouted at" isn't the same as a degree

really makes me think

Argh! I saw a charizard in it! Let me out!

the timing of it isn't set in stone though

It's better, it's 10x more comfy, especially since it's on late at night

Too bad there's no Football League Show anymore after it

>only two
step up your game

The 60 quid one is rubbish, get a Paperwhite.

>haha I've seen that happen before!
That's about it.

in america when you go into the military 99% of the time you're doing an actual job like being a technician or something, and they pay for your college after too

>Ever since I've quit gaming I have realised just how utterly dull my life is.
Was gonna fedora

>Not to mention there are NO jobs available here in Preston.
But Poleaboo relates to this

Are you 100% sure?

I'm only going to be reading in my bedroom and occasionally on a train

But look the rape centres are EXACTLY where the Muslims landed

Coincidence?

*writes in the "pondering book"*

Before you laugh at children who believe in Santa Claus...remember there are adults who still believe Poleaboo is real.

*Lets you out because deep down I'm a forgiving and humble man*

Hope you've learned your lesson.

i already have a degree and a decent job, i've reached a point now where i've realised none of that shit matters

i'm not doing it for the money and i already have accepted that i could die on tour, just feels like the right thing to do

you'll all work for me one day

Also, £50 for a backlight is a lot, that's almost double the price

£60 for a the standard Kindle probably matches my interest in the device

And the Muslims landed in the areas with the highest populations

*joins the Peshmerga

when you join the reserves they only take your weekends and some of your summer, and you need to sign a contract to be deployed to a foreign warzone (you get a signing bonus of 2 years salary or some shit)

I did reserves for 2 years. it was fun, met some chill dudes. Join the TA and dont go to the sandbox, its not worth it. I know guys with PTSD and guys that lost friends.

lads, how do I get a gf?

Can I move to London and telecommute?

*mysteriously dies*

I'm still on the fence desu. The supposed trial is at some point in September I have a feeling more shall be revealed

Wait for Poleaboo to complete her transition

What is the sandbox, Afghanistan?

lads, I just found a body

spend the majority of my day wanking or thinking about wanking

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