So who on Sup Forums worked at my company for 2 weeks and then proceeded to get fired.
>Work as senior software dev at 60-person tech startup in midwest city >Help with the hiring/on-boarding process alongside CEO, CTO, and Project Manager >Need to hire a javascript junior code monkey for our node.js backend >Get a few dozen resumes, all have CS degrees and experience >Self-taught programmer that bid $20k under everyone else >Lists uncommon languages like Haskell >Interview is straight-forward, wears a suit and knows how to program confidently but socially awkward >CEO has dollar signs in his eyes so he forces us to hire the self-taught because $20k less
>First week on the job >Spends over 1 hour contemplating signing the company's sexual harassment/assault agreement >IT tells us he's using Tor on a regular basis >Other junior dev who is female tells us he will just start staring at her breasts or ass for extended periods of time >We brush it off as paranoia at first as she is a bit of a bitch >Get's caught with Loli desktop background
>Second week on the job >Starts commenting on other commits that have nothing to do with his job or tasks >Complains that the react frontend isn't good enough for the backend code he is writing >Demands we fire the frontend dev >Caught again with Loli desktop background >Female dev is getting lewd dick pics from restricted number >IT catches him using a VPN >CTO personally fires him and calls building security
I know you are here. Yes, we did trash your Thinkpad in the dumpster after having building security throw you out.
Pic related, he looked at a lot like the virgin meme.
Benjamin Wilson
>Yes, we did trash your Thinkpad in the dumpster after having building security throw you out. joke's on you, thinkpad stronk he probably went to your dumpster that night to recover it and any of the donuts left over from meetings
Camden Cooper
How long did it take you to make up this post user? Don't you think you could've been doing something more productive?
Logan Walker
>loli desktop background Literally what's wrong with that
Jordan Butler
would've fired the bitch instead, she's only distracting fellow coworkers and whines on top of it
Tyler Baker
stop baiting people
James Morales
faggot
Hunter Clark
>Software company has an IT department what?
Logan White
it's not bait, stop being a faggot and actually explain what's wrong with having a cartoon as your background
Adam Morris
its fake, what else is new
Wyatt Edwards
>60 employee company >doesn't have an IT guy or two
Isaiah Lee
Are you telling software engineers cant maintain their own computers? lol wtf?
Adam Hall
Nothing, but it's not something you should have in a professional work environment. That's just basic decorum.
Chase Gonzalez
They can, but it's retarded to pay an engineer's wage for an IT guy's job. Especially since they'd have to look up docs for things that's just second nature for a real sysadmin.
Isaac Russell
You can't throw away people's property like that.
Colton Thompson
>expecting software engineers to understand network security
Just 1 example. There is a lot of intricacies to managing an business network with multiple workstations, servers, backups and what not. Takes someone doing it full-time after so many employees.
Isaac Kelly
>Project Manager Pajeet Managers as we call them here in Denmark.
Aaron Anderson
Why would you bother fixing small things if you can get a retard to fix them for you? Someone has to fix printer and install the OS.
Tyler Gomez
>staring at her breasts or ass for extended periods of time maybe she should stop being a golddigger bitch using her body to advance her career and start dressing properly?
Joseph Anderson
Nigger any competent SE has to learn that shit, how else would we send fake 802.1q packets to your switches that have auto trunking on for some reason.
Parker Reed
>what's wrong with having a colorful depiction of a sexualized female children as your wallpaper You can get away with posting this degenerate shit on Sup Forums, but things work different in real life.
Jason Lee
>You can get away with posting this degenerate shit on Sup Forums, but things work different in real life. then why have I had a loli wallpaper on my work computer for the past 2 years with no consequences
Nicholas Clark
sounds pretty based to me
Sebastian Gomez
I used to do that for a job. It definitely existed 18 months ago; I see no reason why it shouldn't exist now. Admittedly, they did fire me because the new CEO decided he could save money by making people replace their own hard drives, but there's a lot of shit that meme software fags do not know.
Jeremiah Hughes
Nobody gives a shit. Not everyone works in fucking IBM.
Evan Cruz
I work in an electrical engineering firm and my boss screams whenever he sees an engineer doing IT work. I wanted to set up a vm on the server to help with my testing and I had to ask the IT guy to install and set it up, taking him the whole day, while I already have full access to the vmware instance and would've done it in an hour, being more productive overall.
The IT guys job is to do bitch work at my work. He does basic admin stuff, set-ups new machines and makes Ethernet cables. Whenever there's a serious problem, one of the engineers who do IT as a hobby goes a fixes it.
William Wilson
>This much edge >This needless condescending arrogance towards people with pleb jobs Let me guess: you're 33 and you've never had a job and you still sleep in your childhood bed every night after spending all day lying on the Internet and posting on r/atheism. Am I close?
Daniel Lee
Christ that fucking projection.
Angel Harris
>Are you telling software engineers cant maintain their own computers? lol wtf? They're called SREs.
Christopher Jenkins
Nah, I'm 24, graduated for a year, and just want to do work :^) Also the IT department is filled with 18 year old guys straight out of school so the boss doesn't need to pay them much. Also stop getting mad on a Taiwanese Christmas decorations board.
Tyler Walker
I work for a 30 person (((startup))) in the midwest. Which city are you in?
Isaiah Morris
This, it makes sense to hide your lust for cunny from your coworkers if you're proud of it or not.
Luke Lewis
>uding the smiley with the carat nose
Isaiah Sullivan
>has no argument
>resorts to anger
>doesn't enjoy a freindly smiley fave
:^)
Aiden Morris
And then everyone clapped?
It's unprofessional. You should set your background to a solid color and do your work.
This, honestly.
John Nelson
>using the smiley with the carat nose
Blake Carter
...
Samuel Long
There was a new guy at my office that got fired for having gundam figurines and anime posters at his desk and watching Dragon Ball Super.
Jonathan Carter
I bet you are the laughing stock in your company, degenerate loser.
Ayden Price
It's not that they can't, but rather they have better shit to be doing. Clearly you're capable of mopping floors and scrubbing toilets, probably even better the janitors, yet you still haven't replaced them
Gabriel Walker
>Self-taught programmer
Never hire those, I worked with a few and they simply do not understand the fundamentals.
Michael James
What was the reasoning behind that? Curious
Xavier Robinson
>Yes, we did trash your Thinkpad in the dumpster after having building security throw you out.
Nigger. You don't belong here.
Adrian Lee
I’ve worked with a few self taught programmers. One of them was capable but insecure about not having a CS degree. He left to work for snap earlier this year. Dummy.
Jose James
Most companies have someone running a mail system, someone running an Active Directory, someone running servers. Most developers are not capable of this.
Levi Perez
>using the smiley with the carat nose
James Carter
^;)
Jace Cruz
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Lincoln Martin
>Why is having animated little girls in revealing clothing a bad background for my work computer? >Wut? Why does 60-person Software Company have an IT department? Can't they just do everything themselves? >Why would you throw out his laptop you asshole?
This isn't your average everyday autism. This is ADVANCED AUTISM.
Thomas Fisher
>>"I tried to look at that page but saw only inane comments."
Gabriel Roberts
>>Female dev is getting lewd dick pics from restricted number
This is the paranoia that normies possess. She probably is getting dick pics from some creepy chad she fucked and let cum in her asshole after a single tinder date. However, she's assuming that this new employee is the one doing it.
Christopher Diaz
Wouldn't she recognise the dick then?
Luke Hall
>state of neo-Sup Forums
Camden Lewis
>Wut? Why does 60-person Software Company have an IT department? Can't they just do everything themselves? This is how you end up with critical production systems configured against best practices that nobody knows how to fix when something goes wrong. Been through this shit with acquisitions of smaller companies.
Camden Collins
> >Why is having animated little girls in revealing clothing a bad background for my work computer? Autism > >Wut? Why does 60-person Software Company have an IT department? Can't they just do everything themselves? Not autism. Other than back-end startups make you do your own shit to save money. Why do you think they give you money to buy your own equipment? > >Why would you throw out his laptop you asshole? Not autism. No matter the circumstances, if it doesn't belong to them they have no right to dispose of/destroy somebody's property.
Weak. Try harder autismo-in-denial.
Levi Scott
IF this weren't a shitpost
>posting these details here constitutes harassment >since you suspect he comes here you're also stalking >you admitted to destroying his property while bullying him >he can and should sue your ass, and your company >your company should fire you yesterday for being a liability
But this is probably a shitpost, so I'll just call you a virtue-signaling faggot.
Jason Morris
Literally no, they cannot. At least half of every team I've worked on, from small companies to big brother sized ones, are completely fucking retarded when it comes to operating their own machines. They're brilliant programmers but they a lot of them skipped right over the "learn how 2 computer" phase.
Ethan Rodriguez
t. the autist that got fired
Logan Ross
it's a made up story you fucking idiot
Jose James
>I work in an electrical engineering firm and my boss screams whenever he sees an engineer doing IT work. he fucking should, there's separation of duties and least privilege for a reason
Daniel Nguyen
>watching Dragon Ball Super Deserved it
Elijah Brown
if you could eat the same sandwich twice (without knowing it's the same) would you recognize it from the thousand sandwiches that you have eaten in your life?
Jordan Richardson
Critical production systems don't require what is usually called "IT". Those are the responsibility of NOC and the sysadmins.
William Nguyen
either solid color or at least something sober/minimalist
Josiah Reyes
>loli connoisseur >sending dick pics to a roastie
I don't believe you unless he turns into a chad at night
Aaron Edwards
Don't expose him to bright light, feed him after midnight, or get him wet.
Jacob Fisher
found him
Evan Morris
Is it a company policy to not let people use Tor or why did it bother you?
Oliver Clark
Why would you ever need to use tor at work?
Matthew Perez
>nodejs meme >react meme >female dev He probably realized that your company was shit and trolled you into firing him so he could collect unemployment.
Alexander Russell
to escape the botnet
Wyatt Johnson
>paying expensive developers to fuck around when their PC dies instead of having a much cheaper autist handle it
Juan James
I work for a 800 person software company and we have a 75 people IT Department. Who do you think keeps the backend running?
Landon Turner
Some use cases include complaining about the company you work at.
Adam Wood
We had a kid fresh out of college with a CS degree apply as helpdesk to get his foot in the door. First day on the job I told him to put a new HDD in this computer and reimage it to give him something to do while I went on break. He literally didn't know how and ended up just imaging over the old one, losing all the old data we wanted to back up... My fault for assuming a programmer knew anything about hardware. I spent the next day completely taking apart a computer and teaching him what each part was for and how to put it together.
Ethan Cruz
>You should set your background to a solid color It's not 1998 anymore senpai
I'm stuck on windows for work so I just use the bing wallpaper shit and get a fresh photo of nature or some shit every day
If I worked in an office I'd probably just go with the traditional massive photo of my kid to annoy all the childless faggots I work with
Nathaniel Johnson
I'm one and work with two more but we're all oldfags (youngest of us is 29 or something) so we've all had like 10+ years experience doing the shit we're paid to do
I'd hire younger self-taught cunts if they showed me solid work though, just pay them less until they've proven themselves
Isaiah Foster
He didn't even at least google it?
Xavier Anderson
It means you're a potential child molester
Michael Lee
>underage girls in revealing clothes t. child molesting Sup Forums sociopath
Brayden Nguyen
Goblins and magic :^)
No but seriously, people not in IT on /gee/ are daft about IT in business.
Andrew Cooper
Why would he ruin his career like that?
Jonathan Sullivan
Yeah, I work as a sysadmin and the amount of cs grads that start and just assume everything runs by magic is astonishing.
Jayden Ramirez
Nope. To his credit after a year of growing pains, he's gotten much better at not being too embarrassed when he has to ask questions. I still don't have him doing much in terms of hardware troubleshooting though.
Gabriel Young
I dunno. He's the first programmer we've gotten since I took over and he's still with us after over a year. Most of us are tech school future sysadmins. I was a 0651 information systems specialist in my old reserve unit and just got comfy after I got this job. Stayed and became the helpdesk manager.
Easton Jackson
^^^^^^^
Nolan Evans
I work in the NOC at a big MSP (not software engineers, but computer-y types still). When one of our laptops dies or fucks up, we don't touch it. We wait for our MIS department to fix or replace it. It's cheaper to have those losers do it than waste our time.
Levi Collins
I wish, I'd get rich putting that faggot and his meme startup out of business.
Jonathan Martin
And how would you do that, exactly?
Mason Foster
Pretty good point, although if I ever like a sandwich so much I feel I must shove the entire thing up my ass, I'm sure I'd recognize it anywhere.
Aiden Taylor
NOC and sysadmins ARE IT, you retard. You're separating the lower level tier I IT (helpdesk monkeys) with the upper tier II and tier III IT positions (the people running your shit at the highest levels)
Blake Baker
Naturally, since it would be covered in shit. Unless it's a sandwich from Subway, in which case you'd be unable to detect a difference after removing it.
Zachary Barnes
How would she know he's staring at her ass?
Grayson Rogers
I met another web developer who didn’t know what a BIOS was.
Xavier Hill
Or if I did an enema first, to be cleaned and prepared for my sandwich lover.
Isaac Evans
This definitely happened
Ayden Peterson
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Liam Lee
how do i upvote
Jose Perry
>Yes, we did trash your Thinkpad in the dumpster after having building security throw you out.
Obviously fake story.
Eli Young
i wanted to play along but you throwing his thinkpad into the trash went too far and broke the suspension of disbelief. even if you guys fired him it isn't like he was just assaulting people and ruined lots of stuff. he'd still be able to grab his laptop and leave or rather you guys would get it and give it to him not trash it. there's no benefit for the company to do it