So who on Sup Forums worked at my company for 2 weeks and then proceeded to get fired

So who on Sup Forums worked at my company for 2 weeks and then proceeded to get fired.

>Work as senior software dev at 60-person tech startup in midwest city
>Help with the hiring/on-boarding process alongside CEO, CTO, and Project Manager
>Need to hire a javascript junior code monkey for our node.js backend
>Get a few dozen resumes, all have CS degrees and experience
>Self-taught programmer that bid $20k under everyone else
>Lists uncommon languages like Haskell
>Interview is straight-forward, wears a suit and knows how to program confidently but socially awkward
>CEO has dollar signs in his eyes so he forces us to hire the self-taught because $20k less

>First week on the job
>Spends over 1 hour contemplating signing the company's sexual harassment/assault agreement
>IT tells us he's using Tor on a regular basis
>Other junior dev who is female tells us he will just start staring at her breasts or ass for extended periods of time
>We brush it off as paranoia at first as she is a bit of a bitch
>Get's caught with Loli desktop background

>Second week on the job
>Starts commenting on other commits that have nothing to do with his job or tasks
>Complains that the react frontend isn't good enough for the backend code he is writing
>Demands we fire the frontend dev
>Caught again with Loli desktop background
>Female dev is getting lewd dick pics from restricted number
>IT catches him using a VPN
>CTO personally fires him and calls building security

I know you are here. Yes, we did trash your Thinkpad in the dumpster after having building security throw you out.

Pic related, he looked at a lot like the virgin meme.

>Yes, we did trash your Thinkpad in the dumpster after having building security throw you out.
joke's on you, thinkpad stronk
he probably went to your dumpster that night to recover it and any of the donuts left over from meetings

How long did it take you to make up this post user? Don't you think you could've been doing something more productive?

>loli desktop background
Literally what's wrong with that

would've fired the bitch instead, she's only distracting fellow coworkers and whines on top of it

stop baiting people

faggot

>Software company has an IT department
what?

it's not bait, stop being a faggot and actually explain what's wrong with having a cartoon as your background

its fake, what else is new

>60 employee company
>doesn't have an IT guy or two

Are you telling software engineers cant maintain their own computers? lol wtf?

Nothing, but it's not something you should have in a professional work environment. That's just basic decorum.

They can, but it's retarded to pay an engineer's wage for an IT guy's job. Especially since they'd have to look up docs for things that's just second nature for a real sysadmin.

You can't throw away people's property like that.

>expecting software engineers to understand network security

Just 1 example. There is a lot of intricacies to managing an business network with multiple workstations, servers, backups and what not. Takes someone doing it full-time after so many employees.

>Project Manager
Pajeet Managers as we call them here in Denmark.

Why would you bother fixing small things if you can get a retard to fix them for you? Someone has to fix printer and install the OS.

>staring at her breasts or ass for extended periods of time
maybe she should stop being a golddigger bitch using her body to advance her career and start dressing properly?

Nigger any competent SE has to learn that shit, how else would we send fake 802.1q packets to your switches that have auto trunking on for some reason.

>what's wrong with having a colorful depiction of a sexualized female children as your wallpaper
You can get away with posting this degenerate shit on Sup Forums, but things work different in real life.

>You can get away with posting this degenerate shit on Sup Forums, but things work different in real life.
then why have I had a loli wallpaper on my work computer for the past 2 years with no consequences

sounds pretty based to me

I used to do that for a job. It definitely existed 18 months ago; I see no reason why it shouldn't exist now. Admittedly, they did fire me because the new CEO decided he could save money by making people replace their own hard drives, but there's a lot of shit that meme software fags do not know.

Nobody gives a shit. Not everyone works in fucking IBM.

I work in an electrical engineering firm and my boss screams whenever he sees an engineer doing IT work. I wanted to set up a vm on the server to help with my testing and I had to ask the IT guy to install and set it up, taking him the whole day, while I already have full access to the vmware instance and would've done it in an hour, being more productive overall.

The IT guys job is to do bitch work at my work. He does basic admin stuff, set-ups new machines and makes Ethernet cables. Whenever there's a serious problem, one of the engineers who do IT as a hobby goes a fixes it.

>This much edge
>This needless condescending arrogance towards people with pleb jobs
Let me guess: you're 33 and you've never had a job and you still sleep in your childhood bed every night after spending all day lying on the Internet and posting on r/atheism. Am I close?

Christ that fucking projection.

>Are you telling software engineers cant maintain their own computers? lol wtf?
They're called SREs.

Nah, I'm 24, graduated for a year, and just want to do work :^)
Also the IT department is filled with 18 year old guys straight out of school so the boss doesn't need to pay them much.
Also stop getting mad on a Taiwanese Christmas decorations board.

I work for a 30 person (((startup))) in the midwest. Which city are you in?

This, it makes sense to hide your lust for cunny from your coworkers if you're proud of it or not.

>uding the smiley with the carat nose

>has no argument

>resorts to anger

>doesn't enjoy a freindly smiley fave

:^)

And then everyone clapped?

It's unprofessional. You should set your background to a solid color and do your work.

This, honestly.

>using the smiley with the carat nose

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There was a new guy at my office that got fired for having gundam figurines and anime posters at his desk and watching Dragon Ball Super.

I bet you are the laughing stock in your company, degenerate loser.

It's not that they can't, but rather they have better shit to be doing. Clearly you're capable of mopping floors and scrubbing toilets, probably even better the janitors, yet you still haven't replaced them

>Self-taught programmer

Never hire those, I worked with a few and they simply do not understand the fundamentals.

What was the reasoning behind that? Curious

>Yes, we did trash your Thinkpad in the dumpster after having building security throw you out.

Nigger. You don't belong here.

I’ve worked with a few self taught programmers. One of them was capable but insecure about not having a CS degree. He left to work for snap earlier this year. Dummy.

Most companies have someone running a mail system, someone running an Active Directory, someone running servers. Most developers are not capable of this.

>using the smiley with the carat nose

^;)

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>Why is having animated little girls in revealing clothing a bad background for my work computer?
>Wut? Why does 60-person Software Company have an IT department? Can't they just do everything themselves?
>Why would you throw out his laptop you asshole?


This isn't your average everyday autism. This is
ADVANCED AUTISM.

>>"I tried to look at that page but saw only inane comments."

>>Female dev is getting lewd dick pics from restricted number

This is the paranoia that normies possess. She probably is getting dick pics from some creepy chad she fucked and let cum in her asshole after a single tinder date. However, she's assuming that this new employee is the one doing it.

Wouldn't she recognise the dick then?

>state of neo-Sup Forums

>Wut? Why does 60-person Software Company have an IT department? Can't they just do everything themselves?
This is how you end up with critical production systems configured against best practices that nobody knows how to fix when something goes wrong. Been through this shit with acquisitions of smaller companies.

> >Why is having animated little girls in revealing clothing a bad background for my work computer?
Autism
> >Wut? Why does 60-person Software Company have an IT department? Can't they just do everything themselves?
Not autism. Other than back-end startups make you do your own shit to save money. Why do you think they give you money to buy your own equipment?
> >Why would you throw out his laptop you asshole?
Not autism. No matter the circumstances, if it doesn't belong to them they have no right to dispose of/destroy somebody's property.

Weak. Try harder autismo-in-denial.

IF this weren't a shitpost

>posting these details here constitutes harassment
>since you suspect he comes here you're also stalking
>you admitted to destroying his property while bullying him
>he can and should sue your ass, and your company
>your company should fire you yesterday for being a liability

But this is probably a shitpost, so I'll just call you a virtue-signaling faggot.

Literally no, they cannot. At least half of every team I've worked on, from small companies to big brother sized ones, are completely fucking retarded when it comes to operating their own machines.
They're brilliant programmers but they a lot of them skipped right over the "learn how 2 computer" phase.

t. the autist that got fired

it's a made up story you fucking idiot

>I work in an electrical engineering firm and my boss screams whenever he sees an engineer doing IT work.
he fucking should, there's separation of duties and least privilege for a reason

>watching Dragon Ball Super
Deserved it

if you could eat the same sandwich twice (without knowing it's the same) would you recognize it from the thousand sandwiches that you have eaten in your life?

Critical production systems don't require what is usually called "IT".
Those are the responsibility of NOC and the sysadmins.

either solid color or at least something sober/minimalist

>loli connoisseur
>sending dick pics to a roastie

I don't believe you unless he turns into a chad at night

Don't expose him to bright light, feed him after midnight, or get him wet.

found him

Is it a company policy to not let people use Tor or why did it bother you?

Why would you ever need to use tor at work?

>nodejs meme
>react meme
>female dev
He probably realized that your company was shit and trolled you into firing him so he could collect unemployment.

to escape the botnet

>paying expensive developers to fuck around when their PC dies instead of having a much cheaper autist handle it

I work for a 800 person software company and we have a 75 people IT Department. Who do you think keeps the backend running?

Some use cases include complaining about the company you work at.

We had a kid fresh out of college with a CS degree apply as helpdesk to get his foot in the door. First day on the job I told him to put a new HDD in this computer and reimage it to give him something to do while I went on break. He literally didn't know how and ended up just imaging over the old one, losing all the old data we wanted to back up... My fault for assuming a programmer knew anything about hardware. I spent the next day completely taking apart a computer and teaching him what each part was for and how to put it together.

>You should set your background to a solid color
It's not 1998 anymore senpai

I'm stuck on windows for work so I just use the bing wallpaper shit and get a fresh photo of nature or some shit every day

If I worked in an office I'd probably just go with the traditional massive photo of my kid to annoy all the childless faggots I work with

I'm one and work with two more but we're all oldfags (youngest of us is 29 or something) so we've all had like 10+ years experience doing the shit we're paid to do

I'd hire younger self-taught cunts if they showed me solid work though, just pay them less until they've proven themselves

He didn't even at least google it?

It means you're a potential child molester

>underage girls in revealing clothes
t. child molesting Sup Forums sociopath

Goblins and magic :^)

No but seriously, people not in IT on /gee/ are daft about IT in business.

Why would he ruin his career like that?

Yeah, I work as a sysadmin and the amount of cs grads that start and just assume everything runs by magic is astonishing.

Nope. To his credit after a year of growing pains, he's gotten much better at not being too embarrassed when he has to ask questions. I still don't have him doing much in terms of hardware troubleshooting though.

I dunno. He's the first programmer we've gotten since I took over and he's still with us after over a year. Most of us are tech school future sysadmins. I was a 0651 information systems specialist in my old reserve unit and just got comfy after I got this job. Stayed and became the helpdesk manager.

^^^^^^^

I work in the NOC at a big MSP (not software engineers, but computer-y types still). When one of our laptops dies or fucks up, we don't touch it. We wait for our MIS department to fix or replace it. It's cheaper to have those losers do it than waste our time.

I wish, I'd get rich putting that faggot and his meme startup out of business.

And how would you do that, exactly?

Pretty good point, although if I ever like a sandwich so much I feel I must shove the entire thing up my ass, I'm sure I'd recognize it anywhere.

NOC and sysadmins ARE IT, you retard. You're separating the lower level tier I IT (helpdesk monkeys) with the upper tier II and tier III IT positions (the people running your shit at the highest levels)

Naturally, since it would be covered in shit. Unless it's a sandwich from Subway, in which case you'd be unable to detect a difference after removing it.

How would she know he's staring at her ass?

I met another web developer who didn’t know what a BIOS was.

Or if I did an enema first, to be cleaned and prepared for my sandwich lover.

This definitely happened

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how do i upvote

>Yes, we did trash your Thinkpad in the dumpster after having building security throw you out.

Obviously fake story.

i wanted to play along but you throwing his thinkpad into the trash went too far and broke the suspension of disbelief. even if you guys fired him it isn't like he was just assaulting people and ruined lots of stuff. he'd still be able to grab his laptop and leave or rather you guys would get it and give it to him not trash it. there's no benefit for the company to do it