You walk down in the street in your country and you wear this

>You walk down in the street in your country and you wear this.

What happens ?

Id wear this for jokes

*deafening applause*

>walk anywhere in my country with any shirt
>get shot

shariah street police chase me into an alley and beat me with their sheathed scimitars. Forced to do 50 hours community service at the interracial breeding grounds.

People will give you the stink eye, if you run into football hooligans you may die.

People will think you're weird

Stabbed by local sharia patrol.

get kidnapped to homo sauna

get laughed at because no girl ever was interested in me

You would be applauded and praised in larger cities here. Probably get called a faggot in quiet midwestern towns though.

"what language is that?"

maybe some cute boi might interest in me desu

where can I buy it

What about body armor t-shirt? Won't that help?

homo saunas are a perversion of sauna.

Nothing, no one speaks english here

Magyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar

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This
It is very unhealthy to have sex in the sauna

All girls suddenly start craving my cock since now it's something they can't have.
Bitches always craving for shit they can't have.

Nothing good.

You'd get a couple weird looks but nobody would care. Somebody might call you out for being obnoxious.

>people laugh at you
>they take pictures
>post on social media
>you become nationwide meme

lol couldn't agree more
>the truth, /int.

You'll be OK in major cities near the centre.

Going to the outskirts/oblast/smaller towns like that may result in a broken nose for real.

people would start shouting at me "ricchione"

In Russia it is a common thing to have sex in banya.

It is even some kind of a meme to call a girl to go to banya with you.

Many banyas secretly house prostitutes.

It is a meme place to have sex among ordinary people during the USSR only close to fucking in the fields in hayloft, which was the top 1 place.

Come to the senoval (hayloft) was like an invitation to have sex among Russian rednecks.

women read it and proceed to kill themselves knowing they'll never have me