How do you say Germany in your lαnguage

Japan:Doitsu

Tyskland

Shithole

németország

Germania (Гepмaния)
But Germans are 'Nemcy'. Don't even know m8

Germanistan

Alemania

Almanya

Niemcy - mute/not us

Duitsland

Deutschland or Schland

DÜTSCHLAND, bockwürscht, düdingler

Dokil

Alemania

Catalan.

Alemanya
Pronunciation: /ələ'maɲə/

start with : A or D or G

>Shithole
envy?

Duitsland

"Deutschland"
or "Schland"

England or UK(we don't the difference between them) :Igirisu
France:Furansu
Weedland:Oranda
België:Berugi
Czech:Cheko
Greece:Girisha
Viene:weeen is top kek

>england or UK

Njemačka

We think England = UK

Meme

Same here. Doichoo.

Same as American English

Pretty sure there's no difference in Mandarin also: they're both "ying guo 英国". V triggered

this is no good my japan fella...

we say: Germania
and the german people: tedeschi

I didn't know that.
Today I learnt Japs are as dumb as Mr.China

>American English

>fella
fella(フェラ) means blowjob in Japanese

Jap girls who can speak English like British accent(thanks to benesomething aka mr.sherlock)

Alemany

hahahahaha

Alemany

Tyskland

>kanada

we call sweeden or IKEA faggot

nazi land

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

alemany

ALEMANY

>Kanada
>Keiner da

alemany

hahahahah

>alemany
Yes, they do like their beer.

so, let me understand.
how do you call north ireland, wales and scotland?

Duitsland

How do German people feel about the names for your country derived from the 'Alemanni'?

prefecture or something like that lol

aquatic alemany

hahahaha

France Orientale

>furansu
t-that's really cute

>Duitsland

>call
Wales:Weeluz(80% of Japs don't know the existence tho)
Scotland:Scottolando
And we don't know north island is occupied by England.

Alemanha

what?!? you don't have a precise way to say north ireland, wales and scotland?

What's so funny?

I don't get it.

Tbh, Wales and Scotland are arcgaic region names, the people there are just english people.

okay, i see

I imagine the have at least a name to refer to Britain. Even if it is just a broken way of saying "Britannia"

Please explain

Autisme

They're laughing because in their language Germany is Alemany.

uhm, this will trigger scottish

Quebec is called kebekku

德國 (duh gwoh)

> England or UK(we don't the difference between them) :Igirisu
England is one of the four parts of the UK, stupid gook. Other are Scotland, Wales and North Ireland.

バイエルン

:3

Why do Italians love Scotland so much

But google tells me it's Catalan

>hon
wut
also, Alemanha

Not only Italians.
Scots are based.

>kebekku
based Japan

that's just incredibly cute

how dare you say gook to Japanese?!?!?!?!?! who are you!?!?!?!??!!?!?

as far as i experienced, literally bro-tier as irish but with more beard and with the kilt (and occasionaly bagpipe)

Who am I? I'm Russian. Ignorant gooks don't know there are a lot of non-Kazakh people in this country. ~36% of the population, to be more precise.

Baierun is not cute

>Doitsu

AAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

But this is a "Fleimuatterl" in Baierun. :(

>Russian
surrendered

I don't understand the joke of the Canadian, but anyway:

In Catalan the demonym is "Alemany"
The country is "Alemanya" (/ələ'maɲə/)

The all-powerful schwas are important.

Russian = stronkest slab

Japanese = stronkest bitch of China

Well, it is time go home, Ivan.

Ich liebe Japan.

If by "go home" you mean "go to Russia", then I'm on it, 8 days left to wait.

Du bist weebshit.

I think tha tthe joke comes from:
>Ale
Beer
>many
Lots

it sounds like ''Ihhi libe dihhi''
but i don't like to be called Yapan(Japan in geraman)

>escapes one shithole, only to move to a different shithole which is almost exactly the same
lel

Na und?
Japans 3D Mädchen sind auch schön.

Saksa

momin

Education, bruh. All academicians either left shitty post-soviet space or stayed in Russia. I'm not rich enough to go to a uni in some normal country, so I chose Russia as the best I could afford.

Saksa

what about long-term plans? where do you wan to go some day (if things go your way)?

Pure japs believe all whito are cool and great but I think
russian are whito chinese
yugoslavian are whito south east asian

Better than where you live

The US, Canada (inb4 fuck off we're full) or Australia. Many Russians tend to leave for Australia lately.

Tyskland

Nemčija

>yugoslavian are whito south east asian
damn, that's surprisingly accurate

Can you guys not pronounce the soft ch?